The COMPLETE guide to being a professional skier - Pro who wishes to remain anonymous (Not me) (*Truth Warning)

A lot of you should know who I am but probably don't because I fly solo a lot of the time and keep to myself because I was raised to be humble, plus im not neurotypical, i'm built different and see heaps of shit from a different perspective which is super useful for you guys

To be pro is a very specific sort of thingy so it just makes sense that all pro's are sort of the same and that i could just close my eyes and pick one out of a hat like a little magic trick and their advice and routines and shit would be the same or whatever

So here is a "How to become a professional freeskier" by a famous pro who wishes to remain anonymous and can I PLEASE ask that if you think you know who it is to not say it and respect their privacy?

Before we get stuck into it you will need to do a few things:

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLLw7_itbhM&t=976s
You need to listen to this while reading otherwise you will have no idea whats going on

2. Fast 3 hours before reading

3. Open a window

4. Can you smell that?

Once you have done these things, you can proceed past this fun little checkpoint haha

Step 1:
Mommy and daddy need to be cashed if you don't have rich parents then maybe this thread will be useful for when you have kids and are rich yourself so you can train them up to be fun little go getters that tear the mountain to shreds

diet is everything, you are what you eat, and my question is would you rather be a pot roast with veggies or a banana bread tiramisu because those are your only choices! Why would you want to eat anything else anyway when these are so yummy. this sort of brings me to my first point, if it makes you feel good DO IT. (YOPO - your only pro once)

If you're really talented then you wont even need to eat food you can just take these things:

https://geropharm.com/portfolio/nevrologiya-psihiatriya/korteksin-dlya-detey

https://russianrx.com/product/cerebrolysin/

I'm pretty sure I can vouch for these, the rat studies look amazing and pretty much these russian peptides made the rats smarter because it said that in the review. These will help with neurodegeneration like when you've partied too hard or you hit your head after doing a fancy trick

everytime ive concussed myself i just pull out one of these and jab myself in the leg and it feels AMAZING anything that feels this good must be good for you and i trust russian biotech, those guys are so smart like they are the ones that stopped chernobyl from being as disasterous as it could have been and they invented one of the biggest bombs on the planet so I think they are more than capable of making a healthy intramuscular cognitive peptide concoction!

If you break a bone, don't waste time waiting around, jump on the human growth hormone and have that shit heal in 3 days instead of 4 weeks! plus if your a youngin it might help you get a foot or so taller

obviously every pro needs downtime but you need to be smart and not deplete yourself. you get a choice of shooting guns or balancing rocks next to the river. for a lot of people this comes down to their political persuasion and if you want to bridge the divide then you will do both

guided meditation is important. This 777hz video needs to be on repeat 24hrs a day off one of those little speakers that you strap to your carribena clip and watch the world change around you. its like you start emitting this special aura which is super cool. When doing your meditation you need to know that you exist as an incarnation of god and you essentially are god. part of this means reading different religious literatures and finding discrepancies and dealing with these internally. Psychedelics may help but they can also make things worse hahahahahahahha

you really have to put the financial pressure on your parents. their life was over when they had you so they need to focus 100% of their resources on you and if they don't then are they really your parents?

Fixate yourself on the people you like, actual skiing is a waste of time you need to study people like its a college course thats just how you get good at being pro. You need to incessantly message pro's to get any little bit of information you can, this is currency. if they dont answer then block them and move on. Be Jake Gyllenhall in Nighthawk but like better

lastly this is a solo journey. Cut everyone off. Friends are business, and girls are just so strange and i dont understand them. Do you think that 10/10 snow bunny is going to help you spin another 180 degrees when your all jacked up on oxytocin and not adrenaline? I dont think so. Cut that love shit out, like biggie famously said "hoes are a ghadamn mf'n waste o' time" (RIP KING)