baseball isnt exercise. you run to the 1st base, if you can actually hit it, and if you do, 75% of the time, u get thrown out at 1st, rarely, you get to 2nd, and even more rarley, u can get to 3rd. home runs, you just jog around the bases. thats all the running. when i tell ppl that play baseball that its gay, and they should play a sport with some actual contact in it, they say, the ball hits the bat. wtf? thats the lamest excuse for a pussy sport. get a hockey/lacrosse stick in ur hands, hell, even snowboarding is cooler than baseball. even street luge is ok to watch. baseball is so gay to watch. period
Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.
Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.