Replying to Things that I would ski on if I had Magic Growth Beam

[1] - Stainless Steel Butter Knife

Pros:
- Waterfall rail sounds (Brrrrrrrrr)
Cons:
- Probably would fuck your skis
- Kinda thin

[2] - Gel Infused Memory Foam Pillow

Pros:
- Massive airbag
- Probably soft as hell
Cons:
- Might get wet in the snow

[3] - Moment Ghost Chant

Pros:
- Crazy halfpipe
Cons:
- Huge flat
- No vert
- Moment (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

What would you ski?