Things that I would ski on if I had Magic Growth Beam

Vish-shoe · 2023-08-22 22:13:17

[b][1] - Stainless Steel Butter Knife [img]1075179[/img]Pros: [/b]- Waterfall rail sounds (Brrrrrrrrr) [b]Cons:[/b] - Probably would fuck your skis - Kinda thin [b][2] - Gel Infused Memory Foam Pillow [img]1075180[/img] Pros: [/b]- Massive airbag - Probably soft as hell [b]Cons: [/b]- Might get wet in the snow [b][3] - Moment Ghost Chant [img]1075181[/img] Pros: [/b]- Crazy halfpipe [b]Cons: [/b]- Huge flat - No vert - Moment (Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®Ã°ÂÂ¤Â®) What would you ski?

Vish-shoe

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Insane

[1] - Stainless Steel Butter Knife

Pros:
- Waterfall rail sounds (Brrrrrrrrr)
Cons:
- Probably would fuck your skis
- Kinda thin

[2] - Gel Infused Memory Foam Pillow

Pros:
- Massive airbag
- Probably soft as hell
Cons:
- Might get wet in the snow

[3] - Moment Ghost Chant

Pros:
- Crazy halfpipe
Cons:
- Huge flat
- No vert
- Moment (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

What would you ski?

Aug 22 2023 10:13PM

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SupremeChairlift

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Loner

Aug 22 2023 11:03PM

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AlwaysGrabBlunt

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Pro

Aug 22 2023 11:53PM

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Kyguyy

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Ridiculous

Aug 23 2023 8:08AM

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dognutz

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probably your mother

Aug 23 2023 2:05PM

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weastcoat

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No Life

Those twisty pretzel rods gotta be fun

Aug 23 2023 2:39PM

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BLandz

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Insane

I would sabotage x games and use my growth beam to make the slopestyle money booter 1.25x bigger on finals night so people don’t notice and case it

Aug 23 2023 3:52PM

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BLandz

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Insane

Might even use it on Andri before he drops in and make him ride some 200cm skis

Aug 23 2023 3:54PM

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evil.skier

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Wannabe

Aug 23 2023 5:09PM

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Pigeon.

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i would just use the beam on rails to make them bigger rails so i could experience what it was like to ski in 2002 when they had rainbow rails 20 ft off the ground for no reason like a real mf would

Aug 24 2023 10:21PM

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SofaKingSick

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Crazy Fool

Pigeon.i would just use the beam on rails to make them bigger rails so i could experience what it was like to ski in 2002 when they had rainbow rails 20 ft off the ground for no reason like a real mf would

i really miss some of the wild rails from back in the day, it's true. i can't remember the last time i've seen a huge trap rail, a huge rainbow, or e.g. a rail built way up high on a spine with a big lip to gap onto it from

also coaster S rails (usually just an s rail tilted to make it a coaster as well), those dudes are MEAN imo

Aug 25 2023 9:33AM

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