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Creamy Shits

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GrapeHunter
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1074677/Creamy-shit-Christmas-decorationsHad a creamy shit this morning after golfing. Idk what it is about getting up earlier than 6am that gives me bubble guts. Man do I hate having a peanut butter poo when im not at home with a bidet to really clean that joint out. I reckon something in my diet is giving me these sticky turds. Could it be the tap water?
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SlushSeason
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Not sleeping enough fucks up my digestion worse than anything else
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Farmville420
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I don't eat red meat anymore and last night I had a bison burger for the first time in a minute and I just experienced about 20 minutes of non stop turbulent diarrhea in the DIA bathroom after having already massacred my own bathroom at 7 am this morning
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GrapeHunter
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Farmville420I don't eat red meat anymore and last night I had a bison burger for the first time in a minute and I just experienced about 20 minutes of non stop turbulent diarrhea in the DIA bathroom after having already massacred my own bathroom at 7 am this morning


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1074697/A-whole-bunch-of-turbulence-----

**This post was edited on Aug 11th 2023 at 2:08:12pm
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Biffbarf
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Usually I get them sticky shits when I mainline an entire bag of tapatio Doritos. Happens every road trip.
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