Replying to Ski Pickup Lines

In a midst of this 23 year long manic episode which is called my life I was thinking about what the best pickup lines would be at the ski hill. I have tried all of them and none of them worked, but I assume its because women find me unattractive and not because of my (obviously) Godly rizz.


Damn shawty, are you a pair of Vishnu Wides? Cuz id like to beat you off of rails (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you a pair of Vishnu Wides? Cuz id like to slide your box (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you Olivia Asselin, cuz id like to hit dat Asselin (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you a pair of Look Pivots? Cuz Id like you to take my anal virginity (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you Tanner Hall’s ankles? Cuz id like to blow you out in your ski boots (sorry)

Comment your best ski pickup lines below !

**This thread was edited on May 29th 2023 at 3:09:52pm