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Skiing dehydrated is better

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silent_giraffe
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Less water weight = jump higher

scientifically proven by Isaac newton himself
May 18 2023 2:53AM
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KilaTsunami
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Beer has bubbles, bubbles float… see where I’m goin w this? 🍻
May 18 2023 7:25AM
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hi_vis360
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Facts, also stretching causes injuries. You need to stay tight af
May 18 2023 7:59AM
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piss.boy
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May 18 2023 8:35AM
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Whackson
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Muscles essentially being rubber bands means more pop
May 18 2023 8:45AM
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unijibs
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smaller pants = less air resistance
May 18 2023 9:24AM
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2buckets
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i just love it when i black out mid cork 5 and wake up in ski patrols toboggan.
May 18 2023 9:51AM
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silent_giraffe
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Sunscreen also weighs you down. And socks
May 18 2023 1:09PM
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Goretex_Vidal
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Your bindings can also be effected by the weight loss that comes with being dehydrated. To be safe in case you accidentally drink a bottle of water on the lift you should crank your DINs to the maximum before getting on the hill.
May 18 2023 1:16PM
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silent_giraffe
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Goretex_VidalYour bindings can also be effected by the weight loss that comes with being dehydrated. To be safe in case you accidentally drink a bottle of water on the lift you should crank your DINs to the maximum before getting on the hill.


Yeah I weigh myself every morning before I ski and adjust my dins accordingly
May 18 2023 1:19PM
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Rfick_44
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Energy drinks give you energy
Energy= More pop
May 18 2023 1:19PM
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silent_giraffe
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Rfick_44Energy drinks give you energy
Energy= More pop


But with all that extra liquid? May as well just take caffeine pills to save weight
May 18 2023 1:20PM
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Icant_kfed
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silent_giraffeSunscreen also weighs you down. And socks


So do boots, just stick your grippers in a pair of pivots and go town
May 18 2023 1:40PM
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carrotfarm
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unijibssmaller pants = less air resistance


Ski nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!
May 18 2023 1:51PM
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r00kie
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KilaTsunamiBeer has bubbles, bubbles float… see where I’m goin w this? 🍻


Filled my raft with beer, confused about what to do next.
May 18 2023 2:47PM
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Juviticus
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Icant_kfedSo do boots, just stick your grippers in a pair of pivots and go town


Fun fact, most shoes with thick soles can clip into bindings so this will work for sure
May 18 2023 2:47PM
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Icant_kfed
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JuviticusFun fact, most shoes with thick soles can clip into bindings so this will work for sure


Can confirm ll bean slippers are better than ski boots
May 18 2023 3:58PM
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KilaTsunami
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r00kieFilled my raft with beer, confused about what to do next.


Did u try shaking it?
May 18 2023 8:42PM
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2buckets
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carrotfarmSki nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!


no you gotta wear underwear or else your pecker is gonna slow you down dragging in the wind

**This post was edited on May 18th 2023 at 9:17:34pm
May 18 2023 9:16PM
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corona
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carrotfarmSki nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!


Teddy Berr can attest.
May 18 2023 9:39PM
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bogust
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Sorry this doesn't apply to me as I ski at speeds where Newtonian physics break down. Please inform me when you have developed a theory that works with relativistic physics.
May 18 2023 10:18PM
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carrotfarm
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coronaTeddy Berr can attest.


A little apprehensive to find out who that is to be honest
May 19 2023 12:07AM
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Goretex_Vidal
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bogustSorry this doesn't apply to me as I ski at speeds where Newtonian physics break down. Please inform me when you have developed a theory that works with relativistic physics.


Bro blind 2s off the Dirac Sea 👑
May 19 2023 11:49AM
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BlazingTaco
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For every action there is a reaction... For every ounce of water I don't drink, I get that much sicker.
I don't know why I didn't think of this before...
May 19 2023 12:53PM
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silent_giraffe
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carrotfarmA little apprehensive to find out who that is to be honest


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights
May 19 2023 1:55PM
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verynormalguy
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RIP dick and balls
silent_giraffehttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights
May 19 2023 6:40PM
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Kridetus
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unijibssmaller pants = less air resistance


Big pants works as parachutes in the air.
May 22 2023 5:39AM
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carrotfarm
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silent_giraffehttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights


Holy cow thats a lot of turbulence
May 22 2023 8:30AM
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silent_giraffe
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KridetusBig pants works as parachutes in the air.


So what I'm hearing is that you need to be butt ass naked on the takeoff and put on big pants at peak height
May 23 2023 11:12AM
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steez_apprentice
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silent_giraffehttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights


what the fuck
May 23 2023 6:39PM
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Kridetus
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silent_giraffeSo what I'm hearing is that you need to be butt ass naked on the takeoff and put on big pants at peak height


Yes👍
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