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ASSholebomber22
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Bleu cheese. Wtf is that? Get that bullshit outta here
May 14 2023 9:54PM
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GrandThings
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Ranch is good on everything except for salad. It's a dipping sauce not a salad dressing.

Blue cheese is better in either use case, regardless
Jun 6 2023 3:18PM
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Farmville420
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GrandThingsRanch is good on everything except for salad. It's a dipping sauce not a salad dressing.

Blue cheese is better in either use case, regardless

If you are over the age 12 then any condiment other than like hot sauce is invalid.
Jun 6 2023 9:33PM
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SofaKingSick
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Farmville420If you are over the age 12 then any condiment other than like hot sauce is invalid.


hahaha that's the dumbest shit ive read on this site in a few weeks. respect for pushing the envelope of insanely stupid claims
Jun 7 2023 9:47AM
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WoFIowz
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ASSholebomber22Nuts are ass and don't belong in dessert or candy and I'll die on that hill

Pecan pie? Pistachio ice cream? Chocolate pecan ice cream? Butter pecan ice cream? Turtles? Paydays? Snickers? Peanut m&m's?

Ur high and I'll kick you off that hill.
Jun 7 2023 9:50AM
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WoFIowz
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piss.boywell my favorite candy is black licorice so i must be getting up there
BradFiAusNzCoCaLicorice has grown on me.

Ever had salty licorice?

That shit is the best.
Jun 7 2023 9:52AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Turd__AuthorityPecan pie? Pistachio ice cream? Chocolate pecan ice cream? Butter pecan ice cream? Turtles? Paydays? Snickers? Peanut m&m's?

Ur high and I'll kick you off that hill.


Literally all outclassed by icecreams, pies, and candies that don't have nuts in them.
Jun 7 2023 10:04AM
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GrandThings
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Farmville420If you are over the age 12 then any condiment other than like hot sauce is invalid.


You out here just eating dry ass burgers and dogs?!?!
Jun 7 2023 10:51AM
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oldmanski
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GrandThingsYou out here just eating dry ass burgers and dogs?!?!


Im guessing he lubes them with hot sauce,lol.
Jun 7 2023 11:00AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Oreos are mid at best. I'll down a whole sleeve but still. I've never bought them for myself and never will.
Jun 7 2023 11:03AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Doritos taste great but they must be made of some toxic stuff. I swear I get a stomachache everytime I eat them.
Jun 7 2023 11:13AM
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TournevisRond
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Milk is nasty and should only be drunk by infants
Jun 7 2023 11:57AM
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SofaKingSick
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BradFiAusNzCoCaDoritos taste great but they must be made of some toxic stuff. I swear I get a stomachache everytime I eat them.


that's cool man, some guys just can't handle doritos...
Jun 7 2023 12:26PM
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SofaKingSick
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ankMilk is nasty and should only be drunk by infants


does this include Fight Milk (contains crow egg, milk, and vodka IIRC)
Jun 7 2023 12:27PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Well enjoy that toxic finger dust then, I guess
SofaKingSickthat's cool man, some guys just can't handle doritos...
Jun 7 2023 1:13PM
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SofaKingSick
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BradFiAusNzCoCaWell enjoy that toxic finger dust then, I guess


some things just don't agree with you. ive tried the ghost pepper sauce at wendy's a couple times and i think it gave me stomach issues both times, while hot and spicy stuff never gives me issues like that (and i try it all). need to set aside a night where it won't matter to give it one more shot and see if it happens again. ill lyk what the science project results are
Jun 7 2023 1:18PM
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Farmville420
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GrandThingsYou out here just eating dry ass burgers and dogs?!?!


What grown man is eating glizzys come on now

Burgers are different tho, depends on the context. If ur at a fine restaurant ordering a burger past the age of 9 that's a little strange but if it's 2 am and you need food and go to Wendy's then it's already trash food so condiments can't possibly make it worse
Jun 7 2023 2:42PM
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Farmville420
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Thanks man, glad I could show you a more tasteful perspective 🥂
SofaKingSickhahaha that's the smartest shit ive read on this site in a few weeks. respect for pushing the envelope of insanely brilliant claims
Jun 7 2023 2:44PM
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WoFIowz
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ankMilk is nasty and should only be drunk by infants


Infants shouldn't drink cows milk lol
Jun 7 2023 8:35PM
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GrandThings
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Farmville420What grown man is eating glizzys come on now


hahahah dead
Jun 8 2023 9:36AM
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Thegenericskier
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SofaKingSickdoes this include Fight Milk (contains crow egg, milk, and vodka IIRC)


Fight milk should only be consumed by bodyguards as it was built for bodyguards by bodyguards. Regular people don’t have the strength to consume the legendary fight milk
Jun 8 2023 10:19AM
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piss.boy
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ASSholebomber22Literally all outclassed by icecreams, pies, and candies that don't have nuts in them.

maybe your just a homophobe
Jun 8 2023 4:13PM
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ASSholebomber22
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piss.boymaybe your just a homophobe


If there was an option to eat man nut once in exchange for being guaranteed never to be surprised with nuts in otherwise good candy again, I'd seriously take that into consideration. Take that how you wish, no homo.
Jun 8 2023 4:33PM
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piss.boy
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ASSholebomber22If there was an option to eat man nut once in exchange for being guaranteed never to be surprised with nuts in otherwise good candy again, I'd seriously take that into consideration. Take that how you wish, no homo.

😂
Jun 9 2023 10:19AM
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