Zootcountry, My greatest idea yet

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You all love Zootspace and park/street skiing, But backcountry skiing is so raw; it's just a human, a untouched mountain, and skis. So what is the biggest con of today's backcountry skiing? Price, those binding, skis and skins cost at least a grand, not to mention you need a probe, beacon, shovel, and one of em backpacks that cost like 700$ and might save you from an avalanche if you lucky. Here comes the idea: what if the Zootspace guys instead of doing street(Temporarily of course), skied in the backcountry. Allow me to paint the picture: a nice vibrant and warm HVX200, and people in 2 feet of powder wearing only sweatshirts, beanies(preferably arsenic shorties) and questionably waterproof pants. Their skis of course would be Vishnu wides, with sketchy second hand touring bindings and duck taped skins. Maybe they even get lucky and get there neighbors 1990 snowmobile that breaks down every mile. Just image all the pillows, log rides, and cliff that could even make a man with a extremely strong will cream on the spot. Talk about co... co.... core skiing. I would be surprised if they didn't take TheMadLad7's video idea and profit. Zootcountry

Apr 12 2023 9:00PM

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TournevisRond

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@5:10https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1069190/Fable

Apr 12 2023 9:40PM

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Neihartcatshart1

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One of their blunts would start a forest fire immediately.

Apr 12 2023 10:47PM

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Neihartcatshart1One of their blunts would start a forest fire immediately.

That’d be a good cinematic shot

Apr 13 2023 12:06AM

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weastcoat

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Man this is such a funny fucking post.

Apr 13 2023 12:32AM

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Raf.Diaz.

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ank@5:10https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1069190/Fable

Pine skins goes hard af mazzi is a genius

Apr 13 2023 4:19AM

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only if wearing some arsenic swedish shorty'

Apr 13 2023 9:03AM

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TheMadLad7You all love Zootspace and park/street skiing, But backcountry skiing is so raw; it's just a human, a untouched mountain, and skis. So what is the biggest con of today's backcountry skiing? Price, those binding, skis and skins cost at least a grand, not to mention you need a probe, beacon, shovel, and one of em backpacks that cost like 700$ and might save you from an avalanche if you lucky. Here comes the idea: what if the Zootspace guys instead of doing street(Temporarily of course), skied in the backcountry. Allow me to paint the picture: a nice vibrant and warm HVX200, and people in 2 feet of powder wearing only sweatshirts, beanies(preferably arsenic shorties) and questionably waterproof pants. Their skis of course would be Vishnu wides, with sketchy second hand touring bindings and duck taped skins. Maybe they even get lucky and get there neighbors 1990 snowmobile that breaks down every mile. Just image all the pillows, log rides, and cliff that could even make a man with a extremely strong will cream on the spot. Talk about co... co.... core skiing. I would be surprised if they didn't take TheMadLad7's video idea and profit. Zootcountry

practically reinvented the wheel

Apr 13 2023 9:31AM

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threads like this keep me coming back to ns lol so good

Apr 13 2023 10:36AM

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TRVP_ANGEL

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Touring without poles 🫨

Apr 13 2023 11:23AM

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dwt802

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ZOOTCOUNTRY ZOOTCOUNTRY ZOOTCOUNTRY

Apr 13 2023 2:46PM

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GayWolf420

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running over little pine trees with snowmobiles like breaking tables or just lighting the forest on fire

Apr 13 2023 4:01PM

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TRVP_ANGELTouring without poles 🫨

Tour up with poles but then collapse 'em and stash them in your bag for the descent 📈

Apr 13 2023 4:33PM

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Jacob.millz

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TheMadLad7You all love Zootspace and park/street skiing, But backcountry skiing is so I raw; it's just a human, a untouched mountain, and skis. So what is the biggest con of today's backcountry skiing? Price, those binding, skis and skins cost at least a grand, not to mention you need a probe, beacon, shovel, and one of em backpacks that cost like 700$ and might save you from an avalanche if you lucky. Here comes the idea: what if the Zootspace guys instead of doing street(Temporarily of course), skied in the backcountry. Allow me to paint the picture: a nice vibrant and warm HVX200, and people in 2 feet of powder wearing only sweatshirts, beanies(preferably arsenic shorties) and questionably waterproof pants. Their skis of course would be Vishnu wides, with sketchy second hand touring bindings and duck taped skins. Maybe they even get lucky and get there neighbors 1990 snowmobile that breaks down every mile. Just image all the pillows, log rides, and cliff that could even make a man with a extremely strong will cream on the spot. Talk about co... co.... core skiing. I would be surprised if they didn't take TheMadLad7's video idea and profit. Zootcountry

I will def invest in this idea. It’s genius

Apr 13 2023 9:13PM

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on3p 5🗿

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TheMadLad7

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ank@5:10https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1069190/Fable

The best part is that he passes that one sweaty dude with all his expensive touring gear with fuckin pine skins.

Apr 13 2023 9:25PM

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TheMadLad7

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Jacob.millzI will def invest in this idea. It’s genius

Even a 4 minute segment would get me pumped. Dem street boys always bring the style.

Apr 13 2023 9:30PM

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jompcock

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You can make a solid AND affordable backcountry binding, here's how!

1. Start with any alpine binding
2. acquire 2 door hinges, 2 pieces of wood the length of your boot and bindings, and a slide lock like you'd find in a bathroom stall.
3. Mount your bindings to the wood, and the hinge/lock to the ski
3. Congratulations! You now have a fully functional and affordable method to get into the backcountry!

(No bathroom stall doors were harmed in the R&D process)

Apr 13 2023 11:51PM

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GayWolf420

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This thread INFURIATES the wasatch weight weenies

Apr 13 2023 11:52PM

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jompcock

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CoolChillGuy420This thread INFURIATES the wasatch weight weenies

Gonna slap some tech bindings on Vishnus and confuse the hell out of them.

Apr 14 2023 12:40AM

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weatcoastMan this is such a funny fucking post.