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Big Mountain Kids are the biggest dicks on the mountain.

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TheMadLad7
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Not kids who enjoy skiing big mountain terrain and learns it themselves, but those little fucks that think that they are some special shit because there daddy and mommy payed to have some dude, who is usually questionable whether he should be around kids, and takes them around the mountain to each little rock. They then proceed to stand on the rock for 5 minutes and question whether the landing is soft enough (even though it has like 3ft of powder). Only then, they decide to give it a go and it ends with a 5ft wide crater basically ruining it for everyone else. They all have a massive ego, they all talk shit about each other and everyone on the mountain, and then they go ski in competitors where the announcer always says the same thing; "[Name] is really making some great turns down the mountain". I just can't stand anyone who thinks that gets a coach to ski some cliffs and steep terrain. There's really not much to it, jump off the fucking cliff. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Apr 11 2023 9:08PM
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Biffbarf
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Sorry bro not everyone can be the best skier on the mountain
Apr 11 2023 9:14PM
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TheMadLad7
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ASSholebomber22Sorry bro not everyone can be the best skier on the mountain


Some of them are really fuckin good. Dicks tho
Apr 11 2023 9:19PM
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aldercow
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https://youtu.be/yzKV-fw5k7A
What he said
Apr 11 2023 10:13PM
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TheMadLad7
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aldercowhttps://youtu.be/yzKV-fw5k7A
What he said


Nah that kid looks like he's enjoying himself. Hopefully he doesn't get corrupted by some coach.
Apr 11 2023 10:19PM
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aldercow
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TheMadLad7Nah that kid looks like he's enjoying himself. Hopefully he doesn't get corrupted by some coach.


I agree, It think it’s the applause that makes me to this thread
Apr 11 2023 11:20PM
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Neihartcatshart1
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TheMadLad7Not kids who enjoy skiing big mountain terrain and learns it themselves, but those little fucks that think that they are some special shit because there daddy and mommy payed to have some dude, who is usually questionable whether he should be around kids, and takes them around the mountain to each little rock. They then proceed to stand on the rock for 5 minutes and question whether the landing is soft enough (even though it has like 3ft of powder). Only then, they decide to give it a go and it ends with a 5ft wide crater basically ruining it for everyone else. They all have a massive ego, they all talk shit about each other and everyone on the mountain, and then they go ski in competitors where the announcer always says the same thing; "[Name] is really making some great turns down the mountain". I just can't stand anyone who thinks that gets a coach to ski some cliffs and steep terrain. There's really not much to it, jump off the fucking cliff. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


You must be traumatized from skiing at Vail too much
Apr 11 2023 11:31PM
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Farmville420
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I'm Big Mountain Kids
Apr 12 2023 1:27AM
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Jems
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gotta agree with this park skiers are way more approachable
Apr 12 2023 9:02AM
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skrtfest
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this kid is taking on the LCC locals with this thread
Apr 12 2023 11:13AM
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BallClapper
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TheMadLad7Some of them are really fuckin good. Dicks tho


Your mountian must be ass. Not all big mountian kids are dicks.
Apr 12 2023 12:00PM
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dwt802
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Jemsgotta agree with this park skiers are way more approachable


From being a self park kid from Vermont that moved to montana and started freeriding I can at least somewhat agree. There are def some freeride kids that suck and fit this. So many mfs don’t even give me a chance.
Apr 12 2023 12:01PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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@GayWolf420 I'd trust you to be around my future children someday, don't worry
Apr 12 2023 9:47PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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skrtfestthis kid is taking on the LCC locals with this thread


it's weird, on the one hand, I love watching the freeride kids ski, on the other hand what I've noticed is that the kids who tend to win competitions usually have a background which is more than just freeride, especially those who have park/mogul backgrounds and move into freeride. These kids often form their own groups and just ski and push each other which makes them the best.
Apr 12 2023 9:48PM
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snowmosexual
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you're the one talking about little kid's dicks... wtf... mods should ban this guy
Apr 12 2023 10:04PM
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Christian_Bale
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this might be true. My mountain is pretty small so you don't really see many freeride skiers but I've seen kids with bad attitudes from a few different disciplines. Park skiers (kids with and without coaches), ski racers, general public, etc.
Apr 13 2023 4:52PM
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GayWolf420
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BigPurpleSkiSuit@GayWolf420 I'd trust you to be around my future children someday, don't worry

It's not our fault parents are buying us rounds at the bar after comp days. Last season gave me a really bad drinking problem.

**This post was edited on Apr 13th 2023 at 10:48:43pm
Apr 13 2023 10:48PM
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b0ss
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This perspective really sucks and I doubt it is based in much truth if any. I think what you meant to say is big mountain kids *have* the biggest dicks. You sound like a 14 year old rope tow kid who went on one family vacation out west and had an aneurysm from an overload of insecurities.

PS your understanding of bomb whole is uninformed. Bomb holes don't change the quality of a landing, only the strength required to land.
Apr 14 2023 9:59AM
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Jems
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b0ssThis perspective really sucks and I doubt it is based in much truth if any. I think what you meant to say is big mountain kids *have* the biggest dicks. You sound like a 14 year old rope tow kid who went on one family vacation out west and had an aneurysm from an overload of insecurities.

PS your understanding of bomb whole is uninformed. Bomb holes don't change the quality of a landing, only the strength required to land.

would much rather hang with a crusty tow rope gremlin than some big mountain fuck from colorado who’s horrendous looking fit probably cost more than my cars worth
Apr 14 2023 10:07AM
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Farmville420
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I’ve actually met a bunch of kids from aspen who ride on like the aspen free ride team or whatever and they’re mega chill and super fun to ride with. Very friendly and get stoked at everything. I’ve heard CU freeride team is also super fun to ride with and throw banger parties and stuff. I feel like this take is pretty insecure but maybe I just haven’t met the shitty big mountain kids?
Apr 14 2023 10:39AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Sounds like someone beat bro to the cliff first today
Apr 14 2023 10:52AM
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