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Skis for Combat

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PacificRimJob
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Enough talk about how light or poppy or buttery today's skis are... what we all really want to know is which skis would be best for use as a medieval weapons?


Core strength, swing weight, edge sharpness... stabbyness? DISCUSS

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--
Apr 7 2023 8:55PM
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hegleezy
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snapped twp's
Apr 7 2023 9:01PM
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snomaster
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the 10th mountain division faced true combat. they were on a crude AT setup and slayed nazis.
so if we're talking alpine combat, I'll take my hoji boot / mwerks kingpin / and swap to a ON3P woodsman 102 tour in a 182.
bomber / stealthy setup.
Apr 7 2023 10:19PM
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Vish-shoe
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Sakanas would be ideal, because sakana kinda sounds like katana, and I wouldn’t want to be hit by a katana
Apr 7 2023 10:45PM
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SmokedGouda
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I thought it was a known fact that volants from the 90s were of choice. Those were swords. If it was today, probably some nordica enforcers, head Kores, or dynastar m frees

**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2023 at 11:19:12pm
Apr 7 2023 11:15PM
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thankagaper
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A. Volant machetes
B. Ski blade nunchucks
C. Sharpened poles
D. Ski bike with canon
E. Sharks with laser beams , oh wait
Apr 7 2023 11:24PM
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Casey
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I think it’s still the Hellbent
Apr 8 2023 12:01AM
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b_in_subtle
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I think some fresh poachers are a solid option for a fight
Apr 8 2023 12:50AM
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PacificRimJob
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Maybe the Volkl Katana?
Apr 8 2023 1:15AM
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PartyBullshiit
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Blades of course. Maximum edge/length/weight without becoming unwieldy
Apr 8 2023 1:25AM
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maaattt
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My vote is the pure carbon layup v-works katana, shid is basically swords
Apr 8 2023 1:43AM
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SmokedGouda
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PartyBullshiit

Blades of course. Maximum edge/length/weight without becoming unwieldy


BANANA!!!!!
Apr 8 2023 3:34AM
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Lonely
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PartyBullshiit

Blades of course. Maximum edge/length/weight without becoming unwieldy

I believe the new atf regulations require a concealed carry permit for blades due to their small size that allows for easy concealment
Apr 8 2023 9:12AM
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Lonely
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Shield (left arm)

Claymore (right arm)



Dagger (secondary)

Apr 8 2023 9:17AM
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PartyBullshiit
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LonelyI believe the new atf regulations require a concealed carry permit for blades due to their small size that allows for easy concealment

Good thing I have my permit
Apr 8 2023 12:12PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Volant Machete
Apr 8 2023 4:26PM
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Juviticus
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Osama Pros
Apr 8 2023 4:41PM
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r00kie
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Buy swallow tails, sharpen into a point, and use as a bayonet.
Apr 8 2023 6:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Woodmans were made for the shit. It's like a ski that a 'Nam vet would've thought up.
Apr 8 2023 8:24PM
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PacificRimJob
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We all agree Libtech NAS's have serrated edges right?
Apr 9 2023 1:30AM
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hegleezy
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snomasterthe 10th mountain division faced true combat. they were on a crude AT setup and slayed nazis.


Whiteface has a pair of the all metal custom made Volants they used on display. I'll catch a flic next week, those things could be used as javelins.

**This post was edited on Apr 9th 2023 at 10:05:19am
Apr 9 2023 10:04AM
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BallClapper
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PacificRimJobEnough talk about how light or poppy or buttery today's skis are... what we all really want to know is which skis would be best for use as a medieval weapons?


Core strength, swing weight, edge sharpness... stabbyness? DISCUSS

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--


Nordica enforcers.
Apr 9 2023 11:55AM
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armchair_skier
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Line Honey Badger.

Would work like a hollow point bullet sort of.
strike someone with the ski and on impact it shreds into 14,0000,000 pieces of shrapnel. Bad news to be on the receiving end.
Apr 9 2023 6:17PM
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PartyBullshiit
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Moment comi could be fun too.



Apr 9 2023 6:32PM
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SofaKingSick
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PartyBullshiit

Blades of course. Maximum edge/length/weight without becoming unwieldy


no one can deny that snowblades are the FN P90 of skis
Apr 10 2023 11:58AM
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PartyBullshiit
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SofaKingSickno one can deny that snowblades are the FN P90 of skis


They’re absolutely the sbr version without a doubt.
Apr 10 2023 1:05PM
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