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I am chronically addicted to cupping my hand over my butthole and then sniffing my farts

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SteezyYeeter
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i like to feel the rush of air on my palm
Mar 20 2023 11:22AM
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Newsheepers
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you good?
Mar 20 2023 11:27AM
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SteezyYeeter
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over the past couple of months my farts have been reeking of nicotine. is this a genetic disorder or triggered by ptsd?
Mar 20 2023 12:18PM
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Andi_G
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gotta feel proud of the stink you have created. call it quality control
Mar 20 2023 12:55PM
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weastcoat
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SteezyYeeterover the past couple of months my farts have been reeking of nicotine. is this a genetic disorder or triggered by ptsd?


Tf does nicotine smell like
Mar 20 2023 1:53PM
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SteezyYeeter
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weatcoastTf does nicotine smell like


cigarettes
Mar 20 2023 2:16PM
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weastcoat
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SteezyYeetercigarettes


Unburnt or burnt
Mar 20 2023 4:08PM
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SteezyYeeter
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weatcoastUnburnt or burnt


burnt. LOL imagine if my farts smelled like unburnt cigarettes, now THAT would be weird.
Mar 20 2023 4:32PM
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weastcoat
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SteezyYeeterburnt. LOL imagine if my farts smelled like unburnt cigarettes, now THAT would be weird.


ur weird
Mar 20 2023 4:49PM
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SteezyYeeter
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fuck you, you scumbag, for downvoting my posts
Mar 20 2023 5:07PM
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goofygoober
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i miss 10 seconds ago
Mar 20 2023 7:36PM
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GrapeHunter
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u are so unbelievably miserable that i couldn't believe that anybody can stand to spend any time around u
Mar 20 2023 11:28PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Milfhunter in training 🤠
Mar 21 2023 10:43AM
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Jems
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TRVP_ANGELMilfhunter in training 🤠


I don't think he's extremely mentally ill just stupid
Mar 21 2023 11:08AM
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SteezyYeeter
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JemsI don't think he's extremely mentally ill just stupid


lmao positive karma, opinions invalid
Mar 21 2023 11:09AM
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Jems
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SteezyYeeterlmao positive karma, opinions invalid


ok I have positive karma but you're still stupid
Mar 21 2023 11:11AM
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thankagaper
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Have you tried any drink wear?
There's a whole south park episode of them using wine glasses for the best resonance. The dark side cult in Breckenridge uses this ritually.
Mar 21 2023 1:50PM
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Icant_kfed
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Try rinsing your mouth out with a revolver, usually works well for me
Mar 21 2023 4:28PM
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SteezyYeeter
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Icant_kfedTry rinsing your mouth out with a revolver, usually works well for me


lmao talk to me when u can kfed dork
Mar 21 2023 8:18PM
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SlitherySnake
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AndrewGravesSVgotta feel proud of the stink you have created. call it quality control


everybody loves their own brand
Mar 21 2023 9:39PM
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SteezyYeeter
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satire aside it kind of smells like gasoline
Mar 22 2023 10:35PM
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Granby_killdozer
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if you start taking protein powder it will make ur farts rancid. I'm talkin diabolically bad. it's like having a superpower. If someone is in my personal space and I don't want them there I'll just crop dust them like I'm a damn skunk and they gtfo. it's great
Mar 22 2023 10:44PM
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SteezyYeeter
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yo fire thanks man.

on a sidenote this thread has worsened my procrastination by 20x, now everytime i poof wind i think of this thread and come to newschoolers. fuck.
Mar 22 2023 11:04PM
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SteezyYeeter
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spaghetti toots are kinda fye
Mar 27 2023 10:15PM
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SteezyYeeter
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my room smelled last night
Mar 28 2023 10:59AM
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SteezyYeeter
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just now when i was in the shower i tooted and it kind of smelled like burnt pizza, and it gave me the distinct vision of a staten island suburb, with a bluish hue
Apr 6 2023 11:37PM
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SteezyYeeter
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so the past couple of hours i've been having big farts... but no smell?!!? WTF IS GOING ON
Jun 19 2023 11:05PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Damn is this what golden era steezyeeter posts were like
May 6 2024 9:32PM
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partyandBS
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i hope one day you have an extremely thorough background check for a job and they call you in just to discuss this thread. would be hilarious
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