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HELP ME GET MY GROOVE

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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
ALRIGHT. 41. MARRIED. two kids. ball and chain to my leg. two brats. u know the deal
Mar 1 2023 7:54PM
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bootspace
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3,345
do you own jets yet or like what’s the deal
Mar 1 2023 8:17PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6894 - Karma: 73,315
PEE IN HER BUTT
Mar 1 2023 8:18PM
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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
I got two beautiful daughters.... they total BRATS THO!!!
Mar 1 2023 8:19PM
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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
anyone wanna help out an OG thats trying to get back in the ski game????
Mar 1 2023 8:42PM
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,602
Just watch zootspace
Mar 1 2023 8:46PM
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caveman31
Posts: 400 - Karma: 3,750
buy jet skis or something idk
Mar 1 2023 9:21PM
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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
elm.Just watch zootspace


caveman31buy jet skis or something idk


I only buy USED gear!!!!! I got that OG status
Mar 1 2023 9:23PM
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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
im an old ass man im 68 fucking years old for christ sake!!!
Mar 1 2023 9:38PM
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Dani-B
Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,160
Age: 41 to 68
Beers involved in making this post: 3 to 8
Mar 1 2023 9:42PM
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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
Dani-BAge: 41 to 68
Beers involved in making this post: 3 to 8



Mar 1 2023 9:45PM
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kruntt
Posts: 47 - Karma: 27
I like to dance
Mar 1 2023 9:53PM
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McDanielsprite
Posts: 211 - Karma: 993
krunttI like to dance

Just go to goodwill, buy whatever’s baggy and listen to dystopia
Mar 1 2023 9:55PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3237 - Karma: 30,991
Nordica Enforcers for you
Mar 1 2023 10:09PM
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caveman31
Posts: 400 - Karma: 3,750
1. go to your local thrift store
2. buy the largest track pants you can find
3. ??
Mar 1 2023 10:11PM
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Newsheepers
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 4,191
Step 1: steal some kids vishnus that there parents bought for them
Step 2: get faded than a hoe
Step 3: hit the XL jump line
Mar 1 2023 10:23PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 11,700
get corked
Mar 1 2023 10:35PM
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,795
I would recommend not coming on here for advise. As you can see everyone only knows about track pants and vishnu skis. Site is a joke now.
Mar 2 2023 2:24PM
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eheath
Posts: 61734 - Karma: 124,627
olddirtyI would recommend not coming on here for advise. As you can see everyone only knows about track pants and vishnu skis. Site is a joke now.


you want some salt with that salt?
Mar 2 2023 2:39PM
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,795
eheathyou want some salt with that salt?


Yes please
Mar 2 2023 2:42PM
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Jems
Posts: 7574 - Karma: 98,510
milf hunter
Mar 2 2023 3:03PM
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 263 - Karma: 2,297
Idk but get 189s
Mar 2 2023 6:46PM
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,209
olddirtyI would recommend not coming on here for advise. As you can see everyone only knows about track pants and vishnu skis. Site is a joke now.


I agree bruh ahahah the vishnu shits gone too far at this point.
Mar 2 2023 7:58PM
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zoots_place
Posts: 139 - Karma: 913
im anywhere from 18ish to 83ish years old and am looking for hot singles nearby, you know the deal.... no credit card no bs.
Mar 2 2023 9:06PM
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,795
BigmoneyMattI agree bruh ahahah the vishnu shits gone too far at this point.


Forreal. Been sold out for months and kids still riding dick
Mar 2 2023 9:07PM
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,209
I maded an epic comment. Mr Eheath the fun destroyer took away my right of free speech. and deleted my commnet
Mar 3 2023 12:14AM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 6,358
Just fuckin scream for that cheese…deez cheese son!!!
Mar 3 2023 12:36AM
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jimbobs
Posts: 365 - Karma: 3,572
bend all your skis until the rocker profile permanently looks like a banana
watch zootspace nonstop (child labor vids are also acceptable)
cork your 2p2s and bio your lb2s

and remember, if you don't look like a plastic bag drifting thru the wind, your clothes aren't baggy enough
Mar 3 2023 3:17AM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 6,358
If not cheese then maybe polygamy. Best advice would be to ask the kids first if it were a good idea. Only really applies if you’re in Utah.
Mar 3 2023 3:42AM
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