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West Coast Nuclear Winter

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PacificRimJob
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Ummm.. looks like the west coast is about to get battered down to some seriously low elevations...

I'm actually really annoyed all of a sudden I am not there because I would love to go ski tour some of these places that are only skiable a few times in a lifetime...

I mean... there are winter weather advisories and winter storm warnings in places like Riverside, Escondito, and El Cajon - places that are infinitely more likely to be featured on the cover of Thrasher than Powder (rip)...

There is a literal blizzard warning in the mountains north of LA - literally half of LA county is under BLIZZARD WARNING that's unreal.

San Francisco, Oakland, and San Jose are all under frost advisory... The entire northern COAST of California from Point Arena to the Oregon Border is all under winter storm warning - at th Ocean. Stockton, California - in the pit of the San Joaquin Couny - Winter Storm Warning.

It all extends into Oregon, with all of Western Oregon to the Ocean being under winter storm warning... Portland has a wind chill advisory going on - that's shit you usually only see in like, Canada and stuff.



Pretty unprecedented, and I cannot wait to see all the wild places people are about to get to go skiing over the next few days...
Feb 23 2023 12:22PM
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SofaKingSick
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it really is interesting. you know what i'm gonna say though...

dude, what if it snowed in san francisco?

Feb 23 2023 12:34PM
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theabortionator
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I remember one year got a dusting in LA. Would have been so cool to strap in and hit even the dumbest jib with the hollywood sign in the background. Or hit some legit classic skate spot if enough snow.

Def cool when you get to ride a spot that hasnt had snow in maybe 10-15. That guy that skied all 50 states. It's kind of kooky but totally not. Maybe not something I'd pursue but i get the drive.

If you hit anything interesting post up. I will be riding the mtn i work at and going nowhere else because thats what i do these days apparently. I am gonna road trip to a couple other mtns with some of the guys from the crew at some point.
Feb 23 2023 12:39PM
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SofaKingSick
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yeah that's wild

Feb 23 2023 12:42PM
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theabortionator
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Also, if anyone does try and hit stuff, be fucking careful. People can't drive for shot in general. People driving in snow for the first time on un plowed roads is spicy.

Would love to see some spots where you're like "No fucking way! Thats gotta be fake"
Feb 23 2023 12:45PM
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ASSholebomber22
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SofaKingSickit really is interesting. you know what i'm gonna say though...

dude, what if it snowed in san francisco?


W post
Feb 23 2023 12:49PM
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Canis_lupus
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Hollywood 16 on skis

**This post was edited on Feb 23rd 2023 at 12:55:19pm
Feb 23 2023 12:54PM
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Christian_Bale
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SofaKingSickit really is interesting. you know what i'm gonna say though...

dude, what if it snowed in san francisco?


I believe there are some rails up mount tamalpais lol
Feb 23 2023 1:18PM
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Christian_Bale
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now if only we get enough snow to ski street in vancouver
Feb 23 2023 1:19PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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Wish me luck driving to Mammoth on Friday from OC.
Feb 23 2023 1:22PM
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SofaKingSick
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C.R.E.A.MWish me luck driving to Mammoth on Friday from OC.


*the OC


also my eye twitched just thinking about the traffic jams they're gonna have in LA. good luck everyone
Feb 23 2023 3:02PM
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SmokedGouda
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Sounds like the west coast to me. Remember January? 2017? 2011? Winter?
Feb 23 2023 3:19PM
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Ski_Alot
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Damn hope i get work off lol
Feb 23 2023 3:28PM
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eheath
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everything is gonna melt in like 3 days brother
Feb 23 2023 4:00PM
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tutipups
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meanwhile we were supposed to get 20cm here and it magically dissapeared
Feb 23 2023 5:54PM
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hoodratz47
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Fuck yes.
SofaKingSickit really is interesting. you know what i'm gonna say though...

dude, what if it snowed in san francisco?

Feb 23 2023 7:31PM
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skierman
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C.R.E.A.MWish me luck driving to Mammoth on Friday from OC.


LOL imagine being such a fucking idiot that you decide to live in Orange County California.
Feb 24 2023 7:17AM
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Lenny-
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I wonder how many homeless people are gonna be freeze to death while a bunch of millionaires just watch from telescopes in their house on the hills. 🤔
Feb 24 2023 7:38AM
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tutipups
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some morons on insta are really asking why the road is closed and if they should take chains
Feb 24 2023 8:50AM
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ASSholebomber22
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LenntI wonder how many homeless people are gonna be freeze to death while a bunch of millionaires just watch from telescopes in their house on the hills. 🤔


Brotha homeless in CA have the most financial support out of any homeless on the planet lmao
Feb 24 2023 9:00AM
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Icant_kfed
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Can confirm snowbird got dumped on, hasn’t stopped for more than a couple hours since Tuesday
Feb 24 2023 9:59AM
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PacificRimJob
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ASSholebomber22Brotha homeless in CA have the most financial support out of any homeless on the planet lmao


Highly untrue. First of all, because they dont have a home.
Feb 24 2023 10:27AM
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PacificRimJob
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eheatheverything is gonna melt in like 3 days brother


Get it while it's there man...
Feb 24 2023 10:28AM
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ASSholebomber22
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PacificRimJobHighly untrue. First of all, because they dont have a home.


Why have a home when you can have fentanyl
Feb 24 2023 10:34AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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skiermanLOL imagine being such a fucking idiot that you decide to live in Orange County California.


You spent a lot of time down here?
Feb 24 2023 12:56PM
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SmokedGouda
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In newschoolers fashion, this thread about weather turned into an argument about the homeless. Newschoolers, a forum that cares.
Feb 24 2023 1:02PM
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Lenny-
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SmokedGoudaIn newschoolers fashion, this thread about weather turned into an argument about the homeless. Newschoolers, a forum that cares.

Listen man all I'm saying is at least 5 homeless are gonna be frozen solid this weekend. It's easy being freezy when you are high on meth and the government is inside your fabric walls.
Feb 24 2023 1:41PM
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johnblaze
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this is clearly a result of the man made climate change models coming to fruition - some guy who might have a marketing degree.
Feb 24 2023 4:52PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Hey Johnny! Sign these!
SofaKingSickit really is interesting. you know what i'm gonna say though...

dude, what if it snowed in san francisco?

Feb 24 2023 5:01PM
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Mr.Mitten
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skiermanLOL imagine being such a fucking idiot that you decide to live in Orange County California.


skierman angrily types from his shit apartment in salt lake city
Feb 24 2023 8:31PM
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PacificRimJob
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ASSholebomber22Why have a home when you can have fentanyl


That's ohio.
Feb 25 2023 9:40AM
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Christian_Bale
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Christian_BaleI believe there are some rails up mount tamalpais lol

I was joking but it did actually snow up there, which I believe is a super rare occurrence. Someone should get after it
Feb 25 2023 4:24PM
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