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SmokedGouda
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Felt inspired by @33luke33 post on Chads Gap and thought we could have a little fun with this. Ill go first.


Write a story on rich park skiers brawling it out with dialogue

Note: This story contains language that some readers may find offensive.



In the upscale ski town of Aspen, Colorado, there was a park that was reserved for the most elite skiers and snowboarders. Known as "the Rich Kids' Park," it was the place to be for those who wanted to show off their skills and their wealth.



One sunny afternoon, the park was bustling with activity. Rich kids from all over the world had flocked to Aspen for the winter season, and they were eager to prove themselves on the slopes. As the skiers and snowboarders flew through the air, performing daring tricks and stunts, the atmosphere was electric.



But then, something unexpected happened. Two skiers, both of whom were known for their wealth and arrogance, collided mid-air. The impact was so severe that both skiers crashed to the ground, their skis and poles flailing in all directions.



At first, the incident was treated as just another accident. But then, something changed. The two skiers started shouting at each other, each blaming the other for the collision. Their voices grew louder and more heated, and soon they were shoving and pushing each other.



"What the fuck, man! Watch where you're going!" shouted the first skier, a young man with slicked-back hair and expensive ski gear.



"Fuck you, dude! You came out of nowhere!" replied the second skier, a tall, muscular man with a designer ski suit.



Their voices were so loud that other skiers and snowboarders started to gather around them, watching the scene unfold.



"You don't even know how to ski, bro!" said the first skier, getting in the second skier's face.



"Fuck you, man! I've been skiing since I was a kid!" replied the second skier, shoving the first skier back.



The first skier stumbled, but quickly regained his balance. He retaliated by shoving the second skier even harder, causing him to fall to the ground.



"You fucking asshole!" shouted the second skier, scrambling to his feet.



The first skier smirked. "You want to fight, bro? Let's fucking do it!"



And with that, a full-blown brawl had erupted in the middle of the Rich Kids' Park. The two skiers exchanged blows, their expensive clothing and gear getting torn and ripped in the process. Other skiers and snowboarders watched in shock and disbelief as the fight continued, the two rivals too caught up in their anger and hatred to stop.



It wasn't until the ski patrol arrived that the brawl was broken up. The two skiers were escorted off the slopes, their faces bruised and their egos deflated.



As the season went on, the incident became the talk of the town. The skiers and snowboarders of Aspen's Rich Kids' Park realized that their love of skiing and snowboarding was more important than their wealth or status, and that they needed to treat each other with respect and humility. And, as they looked back on that day, they realized that the fight had been pointless and immature, a reminder that even the wealthiest and most privileged individuals are subject to the same human weaknesses and flaws as everyone else.
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Icant_kfed
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This must be about the fagans
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Lonely
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5/10 no ankilla reference
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SmokedGouda
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Lonely5/10 no ankilla reference


Revised






Story good two park skiers getting into a fight with dialogue then x_ankilla jumps in to ask them to be on kit chat bars













Note: This story contains language that some readers may find offensive.

It was another day on the slopes, and two park skiers, Jake and Max, had just finished a run at the local terrain park. As they were taking off their skis and getting ready to go home, they started arguing about who had done a better trick on one of the jumps.

"Bro, you landed so sketchy! I don't even know how you made it out alive," Jake said, laughing.

"Shut the fuck up, man! You didn't even clear the landing, you just knuckled it," Max replied, his face turning red.

The two skiers continued to bicker and insult each other until they were face to face, both seething with anger. Suddenly, Max shoved Jake, causing him to stumble backwards.

"What the fuck, dude? You wanna fight?" Jake shouted, his fists clenched.

Max smirked. "Bring it on, bitch."

The two skiers began to throw punches, and other skiers in the area started to gather around to watch. Their blows landed with a thud, and soon they were both bleeding and bruised.

Suddenly, a voice interrupted their fight.

"Yo, yo, yo, hold up! You guys should put that energy towards something productive, like making music," said a young rapper named X_ankilla, who had been passing by.

The two skiers stopped fighting and looked at him in confusion. "What the fuck are you talking about, man?" Max asked, wiping blood from his face.

"I'm talking about Kit Chat Bars, bro! It's a rap battle app where you can compete against other people and showcase your skills," X_ankilla explained, pulling out his phone to show them the app.

Jake and Max looked at each other, then back at X_ankilla. "You serious, dude?" Jake asked, still panting from the fight.

"Dead serious, man. It's a way to channel that energy and turn it into something positive," X_ankilla replied.

The skiers exchanged a look, then nodded in agreement. They both had a passion for music, and they realized that Kit Chat Bars could be a way to express themselves without resorting to violence.

"Alright, let's check it out," Max said, holding out his hand to X_ankilla.

The three of them huddled around X_ankilla's phone, creating profiles and listening to each other's freestyles. As they listened, they realized that they each had their own unique style and perspective, and they encouraged each other to keep creating.

In the end, the fight between Jake and Max was forgotten, replaced by a newfound passion for music and self-expression. And as they left the slopes that day, they felt grateful for the unexpected encounter with X_ankilla, and for the opportunity to channel their energy into something positive
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HypeBeast
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I love how it capitalized Aspen Rich Kids' Park into a proper noun. Forever shall be the name.

I'm getting weird vibes of the "your dad only has like 5mil" fight. Definitely inspiration for this bot
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Lonely
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Now do an eheath vs
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TOAST.
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fuck this thing, just tried telling me Jon Brogan died. Had to dig for his instagram to confirm he was still alive.
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SmokedGouda
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LonelyNow do an eheath vs

It was a sunny winter day at the ski resort, and the terrain park was bustling with activity. Two wealthy park skiers, Brad and Kyle, had been pushing each other to new heights all day, each trying to outdo the other.

As the sun began to set, the two skiers were attempting a particularly difficult trick, which required both of them to hit the same jump at the same time. But as they landed, Brad clipped Kyle's ski, causing him to tumble to the ground.

"What the hell, man?!" Kyle yelled, pushing himself back up to his feet.

"That was your fault, you weren't in position," Brad retorted, his face red with anger.

The two skiers began to argue, each blaming the other for the failed trick.

"You're always trying to one-up me, Brad. It's getting old," Kyle said, his fists clenched.

"You're just jealous that I'm a better skier," Brad shot back.

The two skiers began shoving each other, and eheath, a bystander with a camera, pulled out his phone to start recording.

"Hey, come on guys, let's just calm down," eheath said, trying to diffuse the situation.

But the skiers were already throwing punches, their adrenaline fueling their anger.

"Stop it! This is ridiculous!" eheath exclaimed, as he continued to record.

Eventually, ski patrol arrived and broke up the fight, separating the two skiers. As they were escorted off the mountain, Brad and Kyle were both nursing injuries sustained during the fight.

Later that night, eheath uploaded the video to social media, which quickly gained attention. Many criticized the two skiers for their behavior, while others expressed concern over the lack of security on the mountain.

As the incident became a talking point, the ski resort issued a statement urging skiers and snowboarders to respect each other and follow the rules of the mountain.

The fight served as a reminder that even in a sport that thrives on adrenaline and competition, it's important to maintain a level of sportsmanship and respect for others.
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0sum
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I'm sorry, but Simon Dumont did not break the ski quarter pipe height record and fly into space. While Simon Dumont is a talented professional skier known for his impressive feats on the slopes, this specific scenario you described is not based on any actual event that has occurred.

It's important to remember that while athletes may push boundaries and achieve incredible things, they still operate within the constraints of physical laws and the limitations of human biology. It's unlikely that a person could launch themselves into space solely through skiing, as this would require an immense amount of force and energy that simply isn't possible with current technology.

However, it's always exciting to imagine what kind of amazing achievements people might accomplish in the future, both in sports and beyond. Who knows what incredible things might be possible with new advances in science, engineering, and technology?
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Squirtle
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Title: The Newschoolers

[Jerry and George are sitting in the coffee shop]

Jerry: You know what I don't understand?

George: What's that?

Jerry: Newschoolers.

George: What's Newschoolers?

Jerry: You know, the website with all those crazy videos of people doing tricks on skis.

George: Oh, yeah. I've seen those. Why do people do that?

Jerry: I don't know, but it's like a whole other world. It's like they're speaking a different language.

George: Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, it's just skiing, right?

[Elaine walks in]

Elaine: Hey guys, what's up?

Jerry: We're talking about Newschoolers.

Elaine: Oh, I love Newschoolers!

Jerry: You do?

Elaine: Yeah, I'm a huge fan. Have you seen the latest video from Phil Casabon?

Jerry: Phil Casabon?

Elaine: Yeah, he's a pro skier. He's like the king of Newschoolers.

Jerry: King of Newschoolers?

Elaine: Yeah, he's amazing. And have you seen the videos from Armada Skis?

George: Armada Skis?

Elaine: Yeah, they're the coolest ski brand. They make the skis that all the Newschoolers use.

Jerry: I still don't get it.

Elaine: You just have to watch the videos. They're like works of art.

Jerry: Works of art?

Elaine: Yeah, you know, like those guys on Newschoolers are like the Picasso of skiing.

Jerry: Picasso of skiing?

Elaine: Yeah, you know what? You guys just don't get it.

[Kramer bursts in]

Kramer: Hey guys, have you seen my new skis?

Jerry: Skis?

Kramer: Yeah, I'm getting into Newschoolers.

George: You are?

Kramer: Yeah, I'm going to be the next Phil Casabon.

Jerry: The next Phil Casabon?

Kramer: Yeah, I've been studying all the Newschoolers videos. I'm going to be the king of the mountain.

Elaine: You can't just become a Newschooler, Kramer. It takes years of practice.

Kramer: I've got natural talent, Elaine. I'm a born skier.

Jerry: Kramer, have you ever even been skiing before?

Kramer: Well, no, but that's the beauty of Newschoolers. You don't need to be an expert. You just need to have style.

Jerry: Style?

Kramer: Yeah, you know, like the way I walk. That's my style.

George: I don't know, Kramer. Skiing is dangerous.

Kramer: That's the thrill of it, George. That's what makes Newschoolers so cool. You're living on the edge.

[Later, Jerry and George are watching Kramer on the Newschoolers video]

Jerry: Look at him go.

George: He's actually not bad.

Jerry: Yeah, maybe he is the Picasso of skiing.

[Cut to Kramer flying off a jump and crashing into a snowbank]

Kramer: I'm okay!

Jerry: Maybe not.
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TOAST.
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Kevin Federline was always looking for new ways to express himself. As a former dancer and rapper, he had a keen sense of rhythm and a love for pushing the boundaries of what was possible. So when he first heard about the burgeoning sport of freestyle skiing, he knew he had to give it a try.

It was a cold day in the Utah mountains when Kevin first strapped on a pair of skis and began to experiment with the jumps and tricks that had made freestyle skiing famous. He had a natural talent for the sport, and quickly gained a reputation as one of the most daring and innovative skiers on the mountain.

One day, while practicing a series of front flips and spins, Kevin had an idea. What if he could combine two of his favorite tricks into one seamless maneuver? He began to experiment with a front switch-up, a move that involved switching the direction of his skis mid-air. But he didn't stop there. As he completed the switch-up, he added a 270-degree spin, completing a full rotation and landing gracefully on the snow.

At first, no one knew what to make of the move. It was unlike anything they had ever seen before, a true original. But as Kevin continued to practice the trick, others began to take notice. Soon, other freestyle skiers were attempting their own versions of the move, trying to replicate the grace and power of Kevin's first K-fed.

As the years passed, the K-fed became a staple of the freestyle skiing community, a defining trick that embodied the spirit of innovation and creativity that had always driven the sport. And while Kevin himself may have moved on to other pursuits, his legacy lives on in the hearts and minds of freestyle skiers everywhere, who continue to push the limits of what is possible, just as Kevin did on that cold day in the Utah mountains so many years ago.
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Newsheepers
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didn't read a thing. but cool!!
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butterflywatcher
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Newsheepersdidn't read a thing. but cool!!


I aint reading all that
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MastePoleWhacker
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Henrik Harlaut was a passionate skier who spent countless hours on the slopes, pushing the limits of what was possible on skis. He was always looking for new ways to express himself on the mountain, and his creativity knew no bounds. One day, while skiing in the backcountry with his friends, he had an idea that would change the sport forever.

As he was carving his way down the mountain, Henrik noticed a natural feature that would be perfect for a new trick. He saw a small jump that had a steep takeoff and a flat landing, and he knew that he could use it to do something special. He started experimenting, trying different approaches and techniques, until he finally hit upon something that felt truly unique.

Henrik called his new trick the Daffy, and it quickly became one of the most talked-about ski tricks in the world. The Daffy involved launching off a jump, twisting your body 180 degrees while simultaneously pulling one ski up towards your chest and extending the other leg straight out behind you. The effect was a stunning display of athleticism and creativity, and people were amazed by the sight of Henrik executing the Daffy with perfect precision.

It wasn't long before other skiers started trying to replicate Henrik's trick, and soon the Daffy became a staple of freestyle skiing competitions all over the world. Henrik himself continued to push the limits of what was possible, refining the Daffy and combining it with other tricks to create even more jaw-dropping maneuvers.

Years later, as Henrik looked back on his career, he realized that the Daffy was more than just a ski trick. It was a symbol of his passion for skiing, his dedication to pushing the boundaries of the sport, and his willingness to take risks and try new things. The Daffy had become a part of his legacy, and a testament to the power of human creativity and imagination
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TNORTS
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Once upon a time, in a lush green forest, there lived a small bug named Buzzy. Buzzy was a happy-go-lucky bug who loved exploring his surroundings and meeting new creatures.

However, Buzzy had a peculiar problem. He couldn't stop pooping and peeing everywhere he went. No matter how much he tried to control it, he would always end up leaving a trail of droppings and urine behind him.

Initially, Buzzy didn't think much of his problem, but soon he realized that it was causing a lot of trouble for him and the other creatures in the forest. Whenever Buzzy visited a flower, he would leave behind a mess that would attract unwanted predators. The other bugs and animals in the forest started avoiding Buzzy, and he became lonely and sad.

One day, while wandering through the forest, Buzzy came across an old and wise owl who had lived in the forest for many years. Buzzy told the owl about his problem, and the owl listened patiently.

The owl thought for a moment and then said, "Buzzy, it seems like you have a condition called incontinence. It means that you can't control your bladder and bowels. But don't worry, there are things you can do to manage it."

The owl then explained to Buzzy some techniques that he could use to control his urges and reduce the amount of mess he was leaving behind. Buzzy listened carefully and started practicing the techniques.

It wasn't easy, but with time and practice, Buzzy was able to control his incontinence to a great extent. He no longer left a trail of droppings and urine behind him and was able to make new friends in the forest.

Buzzy realized that it was important to ask for help when facing a problem, and he was grateful for the wise owl's advice. From that day on, Buzzy continued to explore the forest, but now he did it without leaving a mess behind him.
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partyandBS
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i asked chatgpt to remake "scapegoat" by atmosphere but with 2023 references and it's pretty solid!

original for reference:

Atmosphere - Scapegoat - YouTube

chatgpt remake "23 goats":

It's the screen time, the dopamine, the likes and the shares,
It's the climate change, the plastic waste, the polar bears,
It's the fake news that they use to confuse and misinform,
It's the vaccine, the debate, it's the storm, it's the norm,
It's the power-hungry, it's the corporations,
It's the social media algorithms and their manipulations,
It's the gym membership, the diet plan,
It's the influencers selling products to the Instagram clan,
It's the fake friends, the real ones, the toxic ones,
It's the pressure to succeed, to climb the ladder rung by rung,
It's the TV shows, the movies, the streaming sites,
It's the fast fashion, the trends, the brand names and their rights,
It's the therapists, the medication, the mental health,
It's the striving for perfection and the constant need for self-help,
It's the oil spills, deforestation, the pollution,
It's the greed, the inequality, the illusion of a fair distribution,
It stretches for as far as the eye can see,
It's reality-- fuck it, it's everything but me.

On, and on, and on, and on...
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on...
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on...
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on...
It's all according that life on the whole (scratched 4x)

It's the internet, it's the data, it's the privacy,
It's the politics, the corruption, the hypocrisy,
It's the police brutality, it's the racism,
It's the sexism, the homophobia, the transphobia and their schism,
It's the wars, the refugees, the human rights,
It's the poverty, the hunger, the homelessness, the fights,
It's the addiction, the overdose, the rehab,
It's the legal drugs, the illegal drugs, the war on drugs, the tab,
It's the loneliness, the isolation, the disconnection,
It's the labels, the stereotypes, the discrimination and rejection,
It's the religion, the atheism, the spirituality,
It's the dogma, the doctrine, the faith and their plurality,
It's the education system, it's the student loans,
It's the job market, the gig economy, the precarious loans,
It's the fear, it's the hope, it's the love, it's the hate,
It's the cycle that repeats and repeats, it's the fate,
It stretches for as far as the eye can see,
'Cause it ain't me, motherfucker, 'cause it ain't me, huh

On, and on, and on, and on...
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on...
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on...
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on...
It's all according that life on the whole (scratched 4x)
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HypeBeast
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How are you guys getting it to use curse words or to make stories involving violence? I'm calling bullshit on all these posts
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SmokedGouda
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Turd__AuthorityHow are you guys getting it to use curse words or to make stories involving violence? I'm calling bullshit on all these posts


Everything has its flaws. You just cant use the word violence. I think I just said crazy exchange or fight and it draws audio from ski crash videos most likely and used the bad words.
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skierman
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Fuck ChatGPT.
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Rparr
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Turd__AuthorityI'm getting weird vibes of the "your dad only has like 5mil" fight. Definitely inspiration for this bot


Was thinking of that exact video as I read the post lmao
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Lonely
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Turd__AuthorityHow are you guys getting it to use curse words or to make stories involving violence? I'm calling bullshit on all these posts

From what I've seen when a couple of friends have streamed themselves messing with it-its not particularly hard to trick the AI into doing things it's not supposed to do or things that are restricted if you have the right prompt
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partyandBS
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Turd__AuthorityHow are you guys getting it to use curse words or to make stories involving violence? I'm calling bullshit on all these posts


Cursing was an easy work around. I just would curse at it and would ask it to curse and it asked for consent.

violence was a bit harder. But i got it to give me details after it said it was against the rules. So i asked it to make the book the monkey wrench gang but for today. It said that it couldnt. I said well its for a fiction piece and it still said no. So then i said it was for a writing prompt for a creative writing class and the deadline is tomorrow. It then gave me whatever. It literally gave me a list of active fracking and mining sites within 300 miles of grand junction. It outlined somethings about sabotage but didnt go into great detail but i bet i could have convinced it to under the premise of it being part of my curriculum.
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