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Going skiing while testing positive for covid

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foolmetwice
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Alright it’s 2023 and I’ve got Covid. I’m all about taking precautions to keep vulnerable folks safe. That said, how sus r we thinkin skiing at the resort with covid is if I’m masked up and take my own chair?

**This thread was edited on Feb 6th 2023 at 12:21:43pm
Feb 6 2023 12:20PM
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twinkle_toes
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Just tell people you have covid and they will stay away from you

problem solved
Feb 6 2023 12:24PM
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eheath
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I'm honestly surprised people still have to isolate with covid, ain't nobody getting sick from you being outside at a ski resort.
Feb 6 2023 12:29PM
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thankagaper
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It started with one... Or did it?
Anyone up for conspiracy theory?
Feb 6 2023 12:42PM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,304
I think we now know being outside greatly reduces the risk of infection, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Keep some reasonable distance and don't spit on anyone and I think you should be good.
Feb 6 2023 1:03PM
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BackseatBallsack
Posts: 101 - Karma: -884
nobody cares that shits fake go throw down.
Feb 6 2023 1:10PM
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PeppermillReno
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As long as you didn't get the vaccine you are good and can't transmit covid anymore.
Feb 6 2023 2:23PM
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WoFIowz
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No one cares
Feb 6 2023 3:39PM
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thankagaper
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Conspiracy theory spiral topic 1:
The covid test you took, says positive, in 2020 the test was not available for several months while the CDC tried to figure out what was happening, the covid19 test was patented in 2015, now class, can you follow the link and tell me who patented it...? Cause That Is a name, I will not post on the Internet .
Love y'all.
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-2020279585-A1
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-2020279585-A1
Feb 6 2023 4:08PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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You're prolly good just be ready to get unusually winded every run. Maybe ski a little easy, I thought covid fucked with my reaction time and strength a good bit.
Feb 6 2023 5:08PM
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Christian_Bale
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thankagaperConspiracy theory spiral topic 1:
The covid test you took, says positive, in 2020 the test was not available for several months while the CDC tried to figure out what was happening, the covid19 test was patented in 2015, now class, can you follow the link and tell me who patented it...? Cause That Is a name, I will not post on the Internet .
Love y'all.
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-2020279585-A1
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-2020279585-A1

it's stupid that I'm even replying to this but:
is that guy even part of the rothschild family or does he just have the same name? Wasn't this patent first applied for in 2015 in regard to a different type of coronavirus, not covid 19?
Feb 6 2023 5:44PM
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PimpChimpin
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When you get in the lift line yell “I have covid”
Feb 6 2023 5:53PM
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eheath
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PimpChimpinWhen you get in the lift line yell “I have covid”


i couldnt help but think of this scene when you said this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1063525/It-s-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia---Frank-got-aids
Feb 6 2023 5:55PM
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SteezyYeeter
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if you're masked and alone on a chair please jump off of it at its highest point and land on your head (in minecraft not real life, eheath)
Feb 6 2023 7:26PM
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tutipups
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PeppermillRenoAs long as you didn't get the vaccine you are good and can't transmit covid anymore.

pass me that joint
Feb 6 2023 8:48PM
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SkiBud2
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No reason risk others. Isolate per CDC. Be responsible.
Feb 6 2023 9:33PM
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Newsheepers
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hopefully you didn't get that new virus china was cropdusting us, with that big ass balloon
Feb 6 2023 9:58PM
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caveman31
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ur good
Feb 6 2023 10:34PM
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twinkle_toes
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eheathi couldnt help but think of this scene when you said this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1063525/It-s-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia---Frank-got-aids


LOL
Feb 7 2023 12:09AM
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SwitchJib
Posts: 134 - Karma: -449
Covid? Never heard of it 🤷🏽‍♂️
Feb 7 2023 9:22AM
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_PossumRunBoyz_
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cough and breath on all the jerry's for me, thank u sincerely a kid who wants to end renting to lil fuckers
Feb 7 2023 9:29AM
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sindreplassen
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thankagaperConspiracy theory spiral topic 1:
The covid test you took, says positive, in 2020 the test was not available for several months while the CDC tried to figure out what was happening, the covid19 test was patented in 2015, now class, can you follow the link and tell me who patented it...? Cause That Is a name, I will not post on the Internet .
Love y'all.
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-2020279585-A1
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-2020279585-A1


Ahmet walked so you could run
Feb 8 2023 12:36PM
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skicel
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foolmetwiceAlright it’s 2023 and I’ve got Covid. I’m all about taking precautions to keep vulnerable folks safe. That said, how sus r we thinkin skiing at the resort with covid is if I’m masked up and take my own chair?

**This thread was edited on Feb 6th 2023 at 12:21:43pm


Oh no i have the heckin flu! What am i gonna do my fellow redditors?
Feb 8 2023 1:00PM
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