for starters, when planks offers you a "sponsorship" , research the company and see if they profit enough from direct sales to offer said sponsorship. if it dont make sense, its prolly bullshit.
when planks offers you a sponsorship, that doesnt cover a medical bill for a checkup...say, "fuckyou, pay me."
when planks offers you $5000 for a season of risking your life, self produce an edit that makes wallisch cry, and post it for free.
when planks makes that offer, go work hard, and earn the turns, start your own business...
when you reach two decades of killin it, at the level of TOP NOTCH, you have to face the facts and retire, it is essential, you troll newschoolers.com, and everyone associated with the ski industry to achieve the gnar points that will make you undoubtedly, forever,
LEGENDARY.