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Synthesized by pootang

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Lucky_julian
Posts: 39 - Karma: 455
My buddy/driver Matt starting hanging with his now girlfriend Synthia and won’t ever come skiing with us. He just wants to hang and bang. How we get ‘em back?
Jan 26 2023 2:41PM
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andreyer
Posts: 92 - Karma: 463
show matt that you can provide better bang than his girlfriend.
Jan 26 2023 2:45PM
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burrata
Posts: 109 - Karma: 828
Lucky_julianMy buddy/driver Matt starting hanging with his now girlfriend Synthia and won’t ever come skiing with us. He just wants to hang and bang. How we get ‘em back?


novel idea, let matt do what he wants to do
Jan 26 2023 3:20PM
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eheath
Posts: 61710 - Karma: 124,288
im not sure you know what synthesized means
Jan 26 2023 3:23PM
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iskeaah
Posts: 248 - Karma: 762
Lucky_julianMy buddy/driver Matt starting hanging with his now girlfriend Synthia and won’t ever come skiing with us. He just wants to hang and bang. How we get ‘em back?


burn his house down fuck em
Jan 26 2023 3:23PM
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iskeaah
Posts: 248 - Karma: 762
eheathim not sure you know what synthesized means


pussy whipped buddy
Jan 26 2023 3:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61710 - Karma: 124,288
iskeaahpussy whipped buddy


in what world does that mean pussy whipped? wouldn't that be like mesmerized by pootang? or throttled by pootang?
Jan 26 2023 3:33PM
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thankagaper
Posts: 911 - Karma: -1,545
eheathin what world does that mean pussy whipped? wouldn't that be like mesmerized by pootang? or throttled by pootang?


heath would have to ask kids what its like to get pussy...
or ride away from a rodeo out of the end of a halfpipe, if only he could ride fakie...
Jan 26 2023 3:36PM
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eheath
Posts: 61710 - Karma: 124,288
thankagaperheath would have to ask kids what its like to get pussy...
or ride away from a rodeo out of the end of a halfpipe, if only he could ride fakie...


thats not what synthesized means
Jan 26 2023 4:15PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,717
leave him be, he's got something that not many others have. if he loves u, he will come back
Jan 26 2023 4:34PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6442 - Karma: 74,372
Happy for my friends who have gfs but god damn does it hit hard when I start seein em less on the hill bc of their lady
Jan 26 2023 5:30PM
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,795
You don't until she breaks up with him. Id start looking for a new ride. I've seen this happen too many times to sit here and lie to ya. Simps are simps and you just have to deal with it.
Jan 27 2023 10:36AM
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,211
Yeah, whatever Julian. Ur just jealous cuz u get no pussy. Get ur own whip pussy bitch.
Jan 27 2023 11:00AM
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TroyBallsack
Posts: 601 - Karma: 11,697
bro just tryna complete all his season goals which just so happens to include chairlift head.
Jan 27 2023 11:21AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6810 - Karma: 63,118
Are they in the honeyoon phase? If so he may return. Takes a bit because people get all enamored right off the bat but eventually they realize that spending 24 hours a day around your significant other isn't all it's made out to be.
Jan 27 2023 11:37AM
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caveman31
Posts: 400 - Karma: 3,752
create an elaborate scheme to make synthia hate him and break up with him so you get rides again
Jan 27 2023 8:17PM
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