Replying to I have a plan

My plan is to participate in the Woodward Vermont kings and queens of the park competition. I will create a burner Ig account, that makes me seem legit, and then i will wear a wig, and stomp some bangers at the park. I will then post the clips and enter into the queens of the park comp. Immediately win. No one can stop me. I will then spend the 1000 dollars on a longer wig for next years competition, and a plane ticket to china so I can meet my sister Eilen goo (we are super close)