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I said “I don’t bother putting the bar down, I already fell for you” to the cute liftie girl at breck then I broke my back and ribs and lung in the park on the way down lmfao
SchizoSkierI said “I don’t bother putting the bar down, I already fell for you” to the cute liftie girl at breck then I broke my back and ribs and lung in the park on the way down lmfao
i make decent money and you damn well bet if I lived in the same city as my parents Id be living with them for a couple years. Idk how else you're supposed to save 40k+ for a down payment when you're spending 1k+ a month in rent and hundreds in utilities then student loans etc.
also over 50% of adults under 30 live with their parents.
Just smashed a lift chick from PC. Sent a super floaty switch rodeo 7 Octo and stomped it with some serious bang. Turns out she was watching me and asked for my # as I got on the lift. You guys know the rest…
UBlomeJust smashed a lift chick from PC. Sent a super floaty switch rodeo 7 Octo and stomped it with some serious bang. Turns out she was watching me and asked for my # as I got on the lift. You guys know the rest…
UBlomeJust smashed a lift chick from PC. Sent a super floaty switch rodeo 7 Octo and stomped it with some serious bang. Turns out she was watching me and asked for my # as I got on the lift. You guys know the rest…
too bad u can't see any jumps at PC from the lift u fucking fruit pie
UBlomeJust smashed a lift chick from PC. Sent a super floaty switch rodeo 7 Octo and stomped it with some serious bang. Turns out she was watching me and asked for my # as I got on the lift. You guys know the rest…
UBlomeJust smashed a lift chick from PC. Sent a super floaty switch rodeo 7 Octo and stomped it with some serious bang. Turns out she was watching me and asked for my # as I got on the lift. You guys know the rest…
She whipped out a cock and put your micro to shame?
SchizoSkierI said “I don’t bother putting the bar down, I already fell for you” to the cute liftie girl at breck then I broke my back and ribs and lung in the park on the way down lmfao
UBlomeJust smashed a lift chick from PC. Sent a super floaty switch rodeo 7 Octo and stomped it with some serious bang. Turns out she was watching me and asked for my # as I got on the lift. You guys know the rest…
by # she was referring to your social security number so she could file restraining order papers
Guys I would have a really good story cuz I have ultimate rizz but no girls like my rizz it’s too good they often say I’m too fat or I’m ugly haha what a bunch of bozos thinking that little do they know I have their mother held captive and they have 24 hours to reply otherwise their mothers r mine #suchasillyboy #escapethematrix
was having a great convo with a lady on a lift one time who was a marine biologist till the conversation turned to the topic of dolphins and my friend who had been silent the entire ride chimes in with the, 'you know dolphins rape people?' Couldn't save it no matter how hard I tried.
when i was a sophomore in hs me and my friends started getting followed by a homeschool girl and her sister. Tried talking to her for a little bit but ended up finding out she didn’t know what a condom was. after that i jumped ship quickly
Guys I found another member of the matrix slayers it’s a girl I rizzed up on a ski lift finally I only needed to tell her that her mother was locked inside my house and in order. To rescue her she needs be my gf #newyearsrizzalutions #ultimaterizz #sillyboy #rizzler
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Jack who loved to ski. One day, while he was on a ski lift, he saw a beautiful girl named Rose sitting across from him. They struck up a conversation and quickly hit it off.
As they continued to ski together, Jack couldn't help but feel a strong connection to Rose. They talked about everything from their favorite ski runs to their hopes and dreams for the future. Jack found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with her with each passing moment.
By the end of the day, Jack was determined to tell Rose how he felt. They stopped at the top of a stunning mountain, surrounded by the beauty of the snow-covered landscape. Jack took a deep breath and said, "Rose, I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like I've fallen in love with you. I know this might seem crazy, but I just had to tell you."
To Jack's surprise, Rose smiled and said, "I feel the same way, Jack. I've never met anyone like you before."
Overwhelmed with happiness, they hugged each other tightly, surrounded by the stunning beauty of the mountains and the peaceful silence of the falling snow.
From that moment on, Jack and Rose were inseparable. They skied, laughed, and explored the mountain together, creating memories that would last a lifetime. And every time they hugged, they were reminded of that special moment on the ski lift when they first fell in love.
Years later, they got married on a mountain top surrounded by friends and family, and as they hugged each other after exchanging their vows, they were once again reminded of that magical moment on the ski lift. They spent the rest of their lives skiing, exploring, and creating memories together, never forgetting the day they fell in love.
souljaboyfan2006Once upon a time, there was a young man named Jack who loved to ski. One day, while he was on a ski lift, he saw a beautiful girl named Rose sitting across from him. They struck up a conversation and quickly hit it off.
As they continued to ski together, Jack couldn't help but feel a strong connection to Rose. They talked about everything from their favorite ski runs to their hopes and dreams for the future. Jack found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with her with each passing moment.
By the end of the day, Jack was determined to tell Rose how he felt. They stopped at the top of a stunning mountain, surrounded by the beauty of the snow-covered landscape. Jack took a deep breath and said, "Rose, I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like I've fallen in love with you. I know this might seem crazy, but I just had to tell you."
To Jack's surprise, Rose smiled and said, "I feel the same way, Jack. I've never met anyone like you before."
Overwhelmed with happiness, they hugged each other tightly, surrounded by the stunning beauty of the mountains and the peaceful silence of the falling snow.
From that moment on, Jack and Rose were inseparable. They skied, laughed, and explored the mountain together, creating memories that would last a lifetime. And every time they hugged, they were reminded of that special moment on the ski lift when they first fell in love.
Years later, they got married on a mountain top surrounded by friends and family, and as they hugged each other after exchanging their vows, they were once again reminded of that magical moment on the ski lift. They spent the rest of their lives skiing, exploring, and creating memories together, never forgetting the day they fell in love.
#1 rule in life is not to dedicate your life to someone
NewsheepersGuys I found another member of the matrix slayers it’s a girl I rizzed up on a ski lift finally I only needed to tell her that her mother was locked inside my house and in order. To rescue her she needs be my gf #newyearsrizzalutions #ultimaterizz #sillyboy #rizzler
My friend @BackseatBallsack fell of the lift and broke his poles in half. But he popped back up and all the ladies were impressed. Screaming “that boys so ILL”
