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muffMan.
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Dude no way this is real, I emailed some top sheet company as a joke and they fr made a mock-up and everything. I don’t have 100 to drop on this, but someone here could be the first owners of osama pros. Legend status.





Dec 26 2022 11:40PM
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Rparr
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I also realized that I shouldn't take these on trips where I fly. Not only would I risk the airlines losing them, but I'm not sure how it would go if TSA saw these when they open up my ski bag
Jan 19 2023 10:37AM
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Rparr
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I am also absolutely not taking them to Big Snow lmao. It's literally right outside manhattan. Pretty sure I'd get kicked out
Jan 19 2023 10:39AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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RparrI am also absolutely not taking them to Big Snow lmao. It's literally right outside manhattan. Pretty sure I'd get kicked out


You should take the Osama Pros to Korek or Halgurd Mountain in Iraq, they have skiing there.

Korek Mountain

or you could check out some cities and do an urban edit. Backswaps in Baghdad or All 8 in Afghanistan.
Jan 19 2023 11:14AM
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muffMan.
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TYou should take the Osama Pros to Korek or Halgurd Mountain in Iraq, they have skiing there.

Korek Mountain

or you could check out some cities and do an urban edit. Backswaps in Baghdad or All 8 in Afghanistan.

Backswaps in Baghdad goes way too hard
Jan 19 2023 1:12PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Lip on blind 2's over Baghdad
Jan 19 2023 6:33PM
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WoFIowz
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RparrI also realized that I shouldn't take these on trips where I fly. Not only would I risk the airlines losing them, but I'm not sure how it would go if TSA saw these when they open up my ski bag


RparrI am also absolutely not taking them to Big Snow lmao. It's literally right outside manhattan. Pretty sure I'd get kicked out



buy this jacket from goodwill and wear it with the skis. That'll really trip people up.
Jan 20 2023 5:50AM
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Canis_lupus
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Better be twin tips
RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
Jan 22 2023 12:50PM
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Frenchmayo1287
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Canis_lupusBetter be twin tips


R u fucking blind
Jan 22 2023 8:21PM
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Canis_lupus
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Frenchmayo1287R u fucking blind


I think NSr’s are missing the joke but I’m too scared to explain
Jan 22 2023 9:47PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Canis_lupusI think NSr’s are missing the joke but I’m too scared to explain


Nine hundred and eleven
Jan 22 2023 10:13PM
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Frenchmayo1287
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Canis_lupusI think NSr’s are missing the joke but I’m too scared to explain

O for twin towers, that’s still a shitty joke
Jan 22 2023 10:51PM
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McDanielsprite
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muffMan.I can send another email, maybe get a group deal going?

**This post was edited on Jan 18th 2023 at 1:58:56pm


Straight up I’d cop for some Vishnu wet cut ones
Jan 22 2023 11:16PM
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GayWolf420
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There is a god. Inshallah brothers.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2023 at 11:17:43pm
Jan 22 2023 11:17PM
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WoFIowz
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Frenchmayo1287O for twin towers, that’s still a shitty joke

7/11 was a part-time job. I still survived it
Jan 23 2023 2:01AM
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GayWolf420
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RparrI am also absolutely not taking them to Big Snow lmao. It's literally right outside manhattan. Pretty sure I'd get kicked out


You should take them to Deer Valley and see what happens.
Jan 23 2023 2:21AM
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chimpansteeze
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Kandahar cruisin!
Jan 23 2023 2:24PM
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SchizoSkier
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“So there’s these conceptual oakley osama bin Laden skis right? Then there’s this dude named Ray Parr comes along-”
Jan 24 2023 8:39PM
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Rparr
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Getting them mounted Friday
Jan 25 2023 2:16AM
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mikem
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This is gold. Need to see mounted
Jan 25 2023 8:36PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Can you please film taking these into the shop and talking to the techs like the traveling circus chopped and screwed episode did
RparrGetting them mounted Friday
Jan 26 2023 1:27AM
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tdollo
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those deserve a free mount 100%
Jan 26 2023 3:25AM
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Rparr
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BradFiAusNzCoCaCan you please film taking these into the shop and talking to the techs like the traveling circus chopped and screwed episode did


It’s not going to be that exciting, they know that they’re coming. I have a friend at the shop I’m taking them to and I asked him if they’d mount these
Jan 26 2023 4:17AM
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Rparr
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Jan 27 2023 1:25PM
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SofaKingSick
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Rparr


that's perfect, terrorists would use Markers for sure


seriously though so sick lmao. go git em brother
Jan 27 2023 1:31PM
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butterflywatcher
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Rparr


those are the bomb
Jan 27 2023 1:31PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I would be very curious to watch you in a slow lift line and your interactions
Rparr
Jan 27 2023 1:32PM
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animator
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@little1337
Jan 27 2023 1:52PM
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little1337
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Rparr


I WAS HERE
Jan 27 2023 1:53PM
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animator
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Rparr


S tier
Jan 27 2023 1:53PM
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theabortionator
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Rparr


Big W!
Jan 27 2023 2:08PM
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Frenchmayo1287
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Rparr


OMG ITS HAPPENING
Jan 27 2023 2:15PM
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zoots_place
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Rparr


I am going to cry out of pure joy and awe. maybe someday I can be this cool... heres to hoping
Jan 27 2023 2:25PM
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ModMommy
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Rparr


god status
Jan 27 2023 3:27PM
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ASSholebomber22
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When you blow the edges out you gotta punch a nine milly thru the dome and throw it in the ocean
Jan 27 2023 5:54PM
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Zurg
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I love this
Jan 27 2023 5:59PM
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mikem
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Rparr

You are the man
Jan 27 2023 6:05PM
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TOAST.
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Rparr

1st person to win at newschoolers, the rest of us are just losers.
Jan 27 2023 8:50PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Dudde hurry up and post a kfed I need sleep
Jan 28 2023 12:37AM
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GayWolf420
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Thinking of OP this weekend. He's going to catch hands with a dude who has a Punisher sticker on the back of his lifted truck.
Jan 28 2023 12:45AM
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r00kie
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Okay, but there HAS to be stories about people making comments in line.
Jan 28 2023 11:21PM
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Lenny-
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CoolChillGuy420Thinking of OP this weekend. He's going to catch hands with a dude who has a Punisher sticker on the back of his lifted truck.

He'll be alright, Allah is on his side! الله أكبر !
Jan 29 2023 2:11AM
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vorpal-snow
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are these bombproof? inshallah these are tight
Rparr


**This post was edited on Jan 29th 2023 at 3:22:06am
Jan 29 2023 3:17AM
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vissi
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Feb 7 2023 2:39PM
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ASSholebomber22
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vissi




Cold war and gwot liveries go hard. What's for ww3? Putin?
Feb 7 2023 7:18PM
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tawmi
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ASSholebomber22Cold war and gwot liveries go hard. What's for ww3? Putin?


Eileen Gu has paved the way for newschool ski diplomacy. Ping pong ain't shit
Feb 8 2023 4:19PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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You take that back, ping pong is awesome
tawmiEileen Gu has paved the way for newschool ski diplomacy. Ping pong ain't shit
Feb 8 2023 5:10PM
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WoFIowz
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ASSholebomber22When you blow the edges out you gotta punch a nine milly thru the dome and throw it in the ocean

How many years and never thought this question before.. 556 btw
Feb 11 2023 2:26PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I'm glad I stayed on NS long enough to see this happen.
Feb 11 2023 3:05PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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RparrI am also absolutely not taking them to Big Snow lmao. It's literally right outside manhattan. Pretty sure I'd get kicked out


I haven't made it to big snow yet but I bet the employees there aren't even old enough to remember 9/11 or were born after it. Plus I assume that it's only populated by a handful of skiers/snowboarders that go there regularly, and chinese tourists.
Feb 11 2023 3:10PM
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ASSholebomber22
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You know that feeling when you just find the perfect outerwear that you just HAVE to have


Feb 15 2023 9:55PM
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