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Osama pros

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muffMan.
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Dude no way this is real, I emailed some top sheet company as a joke and they fr made a mock-up and everything. I don’t have 100 to drop on this, but someone here could be the first owners of osama pros. Legend status.





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SteezyYeeter
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when i saw this thread i wondered what you could possibly add to this meme at this point, but i never considered you could make it a reality.
2 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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BearsOnKetaminewe need yitler pros

it’s too jump the shark now
2 years ago
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Rparr
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update: they have finally shipped lmao
2 years ago
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muffMan.
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Rparrupdate: they have finally shipped lmao

Legend
2 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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Rparrupdate: they have finally shipped lmao


I want to see a new thread and picture when those bad boys come in. Your going down in NS lore for this
2 years ago
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steez_apprentice
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the wait is almost over gentlemen.
2 years ago
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NateDude
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steez_apprenticethe wait is almost over gentlemen.


HE BOUTTA JIB WIT THE JIHAD
2 years ago
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@LANTASKI
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.




TBH this ski graphic looks like something that would have been made during the Giro Bad Lieutenant Era of like 2004-2005

Almost like a mashup of the classic Skogen Sprang Pro and the Maiden AK
2 years ago
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olddirty
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STEEZUS_CHRI5Tdidn’t see it at first



no freakin way
2 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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olddirtyno freakin way


The Osama Pros already exist apparently
2 years ago
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fregoso
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Rparrupdate: they have finally shipped lmao


update?
2 years ago
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Rparr
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fregosoupdate?


Supposed to receive them later today. Yesterday was postal holiday
2 years ago
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Rparr
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I have an unmounted pair of mags that I’m going to put them on. But I need to pick up a pair of bindings for them so it may be a minute until they’re rideable
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Rparr
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Looks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later
2 years ago
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drifts
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RparrLooks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later


ITS HAPPENING!!!
2 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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RparrLooks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later


THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKIN PLAY FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
2 years ago
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theabortionator
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RparrLooks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later

2 years ago
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steez_apprentice
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ok now this is fucking sick
2 years ago
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Rparr
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Can’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
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SteezyYeeter
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lmao you need to film the reaction of the shop guy
2 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Chunderface
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This is so fucking awesome
RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
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muffMan.
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Dude I love you, thanks for making this happen. Nser history. I also need to see first liftie reaction
2 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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How happy this makes me :)
RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
2 years ago
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GrandThings
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Hahaha holy fuck
2 years ago
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tomatonater
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Fucking animal
2 years ago
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muffMan.
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@iggyskier thoughts of having the first ON3P Osama pro?
2 years ago
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drifts
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muffMan.@iggyskier thoughts of having the first ON3P Osama pro?

it all makes sense now...

Osama
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Pros
2 years ago
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iFlip
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You had damned well better be named February's MOTM.
2 years ago
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switchlip2
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao

Need
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HypeBeast
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Dayummmmm you did it lmaooooooo. Surprised they kept Oakley on there with copyright and shit
2 years ago
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Jacobthesadskier
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Holy fucking shit. I can die a happy man now that I've finally seen these.
2 years ago
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theabortionator
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Turd__AuthorityDayummmmm you did it lmaooooooo. Surprised they kept Oakley on there with copyright and shit


Are you kidding? Oakley is gonna be hyped about these! And if they aren't, fuck it. Nobody is selling them. They can't do shit
2 years ago
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Jems
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if i don’t see an edit with these skis idk going to commit illegal acts
2 years ago
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oldmanski
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Well done @Rparr well done!
2 years ago
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Lenny-
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theabortionatorAre you kidding? Oakley is gonna be hyped about these! And if they aren't, fuck it. Nobody is selling them. They can't do shit

He'll be covering up the Oakley text when he is riding and when he isn't it's still gonna be obstructed a bit by the bindings. Oakley is getting off easy on this one.
2 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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How did I miss this? This is wild aha

Also please tell me they’re not the wooden topsheet ON3Ps lol
2 years ago
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Biffbarf
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BradFiAusNzCoCaHow did I miss this? This is wild aha

Also please tell me they’re not the wooden topsheet ON3Ps lol


As long as they're sand core, they should be bomb af
2 years ago
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drifts
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whos going to do this one?
2 years ago
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muffMan.
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drifts


whos going to do this one?


I can send another email, maybe get a group deal going?

**This post was edited on Jan 18th 2023 at 1:58:56pm
2 years ago
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hoodratz47
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Been on NS for a long time now .

This is legendary. Well done.
2 years ago
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CantCork
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This would elicit such great chair convos
2 years ago
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Rparr
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I don't even think I'm going to ski park with them very much tbh. I feel like that would accelerate the inevitable chipping of the vinyl
2 years ago
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theabortionator
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RparrI don't even think I'm going to ski park with them very much tbh. I feel like that would accelerate the inevitable chipping of the vinyl


Sandcore will hold up for sure though. You just gotta believe. Also need at least a park edit, or park line with them.

Weird reaction getting them mountains, scared person on chairlift next to you, decent line jibbing with the jihad in the park. Then you can chill on em.
2 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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You have to wear a gopro now solely for the inevitable rage interactions you will get
RparrI don't even think I'm going to ski park with them very much tbh. I feel like that would accelerate the inevitable chipping of the vinyl
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TOAST.
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BradFiAusNzCoCaYou have to wear a gopro now solely for the inevitable rage interactions you will get


50/50 that he will get choked out by a veteran
2 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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No doubt.

Ive actually been on an Afghanistan history kick lately kind of spurred on by the book Where Men Win Glory. Fascinating stuff.
TOAST.50/50 that he will get choked out by a veteran
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Thegenericskier
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The prophecy has come true at last
2 years ago
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HypeBeast
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drifts


whos going to do this one?

Decent. Red lettering is hard to read on left ski. Not a fan of the font style on the right either. It reminds me of the chick from ahh real monsters

2 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


When dreams become reality
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