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Osama pros

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muffMan.
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Dude no way this is real, I emailed some top sheet company as a joke and they fr made a mock-up and everything. I don’t have 100 to drop on this, but someone here could be the first owners of osama pros. Legend status.





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r00kie
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Yo, someone with money to burn, time to become a legend.
2 years ago
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Rparr
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how do vinyl wraps even work? I assume they have to be applied to skis that haven't been mounted yet?
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olddirty
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$100?
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theabortionator
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I got $5 on it to the first person to buy a pair and hit a rail with them.
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Rparr
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I emailed them. You best not be trolling me OP
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muffMan.
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RparrI emailed them. You best not be trolling me OP


Fuck yeah man, I can tell them your email too but it’s fr.

I just goggled like “top sheet vinyl sticker” and they were the first result.
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TOAST.
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RparrI emailed them. You best not be trolling me OP


Better put it on the wood venier ON3Ps.
2 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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YOOOOOO THATS FUCKING BALLER
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Rparr
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TOAST.Better put it on the wood venier ON3Ps.


wow that would be an abomination lmao. They're definitely going on a pair of on3ps though
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Canis_lupus
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The say the osama pros get made is the day this website can finally rest
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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If the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.


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KilaTsunami
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.




Ngl This joke is jump the shark.
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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KilaTsunamiNgl This joke is jump the shark.

yea, that’s the point

**This post was edited on Dec 27th 2022 at 12:55:42pm
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rogga
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will venmo $100 to someone to make this happen. i don’t want them but to see it finally come to fruition is worth it to me
2 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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the Christmas present we never knew we wanted is finally here
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TOAST.
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Rparrwow that would be an abomination lmao. They're definitely going on a pair of on3ps though

I bet they will be stoked to have their green bases on the Osama pros.
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HaydenB
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brew gonna ride these in nyc
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Chunderface
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Straight fire
STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.


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KilaTsunami
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STEEZUS_CHRI5Tyea, that’s the point

**This post was edited on Dec 27th 2022 at 12:55:42pm


Jump the shark isn’t desirable, means “killed the joke”
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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KilaTsunamiJump the shark isn’t desirable, means “killed the joke”

Glad that’s cleared up
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Lenny-
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roggawill venmo $100 to someone to make this happen. i don’t want them but to see it finally come to fruition is worth it to me

Ide ski em if you are paying for em.
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Vtsnowski
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I can make that top sheet right now, just need some skis to slap them on.
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Rparr
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The deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up
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theabortionator
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RparrThe deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up


Better grease the first rail with them or you'll send us back to war
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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RparrThe deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up

How much did it cost? Do they have their own skis that they slap the “decal” on?
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Rparr
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STEEZUS_CHRI5THow much did it cost? Do they have their own skis that they slap the “decal” on?


it was 100$, it's actually a set of vinyl wraps that you apply to the skis. It effectively replaces the topsheet, you can put it on whatever skis you want
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Rparrit was 100$, it's actually a set of vinyl wraps that you apply to the skis. It effectively replaces the topsheet, you can put it on whatever skis you want

Send pics of how it turns out, hopefully it’s legit.
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Lenny-
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The only issue with it just being a decal is you are missing out on the sand core
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BigmoneyMatt
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Rparr

how do vinyl wraps even work? I assume they have to be applied to skis that haven't been mounted yet?


couldn't you just cut out the binding shape?
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C.R.E.A.M
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InB4Pics
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muffMan.
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RparrThe deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up


Fuckin legend man. This will be the new wave for sure
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caveman31
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Amazing
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BigmoneyMatt
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I won't sleep until I see Rparr do a k-fed (only trick he can do) in osama pros.
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theabortionator
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CNN Breaking News: CIA investigates possible terrorism recruitment through freestyle skiing.

(Freestyle skiing is a skiing discipline that gives more freedom to the skier to be creative and is a big part of the Winter Olympics.)
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milotv34
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BrotherBcouldn't you just cut out the binding shape?


bindings have alot of overhang though, might look like shit
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drifts
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all these years later someone is finally making it happen, cant wait to see it
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Thegenericskier
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Best thing to ever happen on NS
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Rparr
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BrotherBI won't sleep until

have you died from sleep deprivation yet
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rojo.grande
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Update people update???
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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@SKIER_STEVE your child is is born
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jompcock
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Rparrhow do vinyl wraps even work? I assume they have to be applied to skis that haven't been mounted yet?
BrotherBcouldn't you just cut out the binding shape?

I mean you can just pull the bindings off of an existing pair, wrap, cut holes, reglue, and remount. Though with topsheet chips of a used pair it might not bond to the ski that nicely and bringing a pair of Osama pro's to a shop would be funny as fuck.
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Rparr
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rojo.grandeUpdate people update???


Ordered the custom wraps, waiting for them to be sent to me
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rojo.grande
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RparrOrdered the custom wraps, waiting for them to be sent to me


Going down in NS history right here
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stuff
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Surprised it never popped up at the time (especially given the legacy of the man, anyone remember those epic flexcurves pdfs?)
https://www.wildsnow.com/17146/evi-prog-skis-norway-norwegian/

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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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stuffSurprised it never popped up at the time (especially given the legacy of the man, anyone remember those epic flexcurves pdfs?)
https://www.wildsnow.com/17146/evi-prog-skis-norway-norwegian/


didn’t see it at first

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Chunderface
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Speechless
STEEZUS_CHRI5Tdidn’t see it at first

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SofaKingSick
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never change NS

2 years ago
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theabortionator
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I think in addition to getting some park skiing. Somebody needs to take a pair of these out to the dunes

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cracc
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TOAST.Better put it on the wood venier ON3Ps.

Fr man, keep it in house with where it originated
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BearsOnKetamine
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.




we need yitler pros
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