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Most fkd chairlift convos

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RIP_leos_shack
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Alright NS, let's hear the best, most ridiculous, jerryish, or just plain weird conversations you've had on the chairlift.

This was today:

Guy on chair - Do you know what ON3P stands for?
Me - I think it means on north 3rd street Portland, where they're from
Him - Ohhhh so they're one of those liberal companies.
Me - um what?
Him - You know those liberals in Portland, they just ruin everything.
Me - I mean if that's what you're worried about, these are some of the only skis 100% made in America, whereas yours were made in either Austria or China.
Him - ......
Dec 26 2022 4:25PM
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Rparr
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Turd__AuthorityI 100% rode with qazxsw last year


was he rambling about insane shit on the ski lift
Dec 29 2022 8:43PM
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GrapeHunter
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dwt802did you mean to say Mitchell Brower? Otherwise I have no idea what that is.


mmhmm fasho thats what i said
Dec 29 2022 9:31PM
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Goretex_Vidal
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I got asked about how a trail looked today and when I told them it was skied off in a lot of places and pretty icy they got mad at ME and informed me they'd been skiing there for 30 years and it always gets icy.

Nah dude, there's like 30 inches of fresh pow up there even though it hasn't snowed more than an inch in over a week.

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2022 at 9:54:19pm
Dec 29 2022 9:51PM
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SteezyYeeter
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Icant_kfedNah, your mom tried to help me out but that shit was like a hotdog down a fishy hallway

talk to me when u can kfed
Dec 30 2022 11:51AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
Back in06 working as a lifty at copper riding up a ciar with three kids. And two of them got an heated yelling match about which was better. Paper plates or regular plates. And the pros and cons of each.. it got to the point they started hitting each other. (With a kid I. The middle not even a part of it all). And I told them to cut that shit out.. one of the kids. Got all fucking lippy with me. "you don't work here". And I did pill that ". What does it say on my jacket ". Card. Told him I'd take one of his skis and throw it in the woods....


Not a Convo. This kid Jeff barnwell (rip). Shat off of Mt hood express at Meadows.. I was on that chair. That was the most wtf chair moment
Dec 30 2022 2:46PM
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C__lowerZ
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hoodratz47Back in06 working as a lifty at copper riding up a ciar with three kids. And two of them got an heated yelling match about which was better. Paper plates or regular plates. And the pros and cons of each.. it got to the point they started hitting each other. (With a kid I. The middle not even a part of it all). And I told them to cut that shit out.. one of the kids. Got all fucking lippy with me. "you don't work here". And I did pill that ". What does it say on my jacket ". Card. Told him I'd take one of his skis and throw it in the woods....


Not a Convo. This kid Jeff barnwell (rip). Shat off of Mt hood express at Meadows.. I was on that chair. That was the most wtf chair moment


What does shat mean
Dec 30 2022 9:45PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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Caleb.hyerWhat does shat mean

Past tense of shit
Dec 31 2022 2:10AM
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WoFIowz
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Rparrwas he rambling about insane shit on the ski lift


Yes. It was very uncomfortable. Dude definitely had a screw loose
Dec 31 2022 1:11PM
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hoodratz47
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And act of pooping ...
Caleb.hyerWhat does shat mean
Jan 1 2023 9:27PM
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Rlarson
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Young_pattyLol, I remember like the second week @Jems had been living out here we were smoking a spliff in front of my apartment and the grounds keeper came outside in his boxers and went on a huuuuuuuge racist drunk rant while we jus stood there smoking.

he started it off with “are either you LIBruls?!”

and dude was covered in white supremacy tats, did time in prison for violent crime and was in his own words “a skinhead through and through”. Apparently he used to rob meth dealers at gunpoint and after a shootout ended up in prison where he went from causal racist, to violent skinhead gang leader.

But you know me and Jubai though, we ski and we’re whiter than sour cream, so he was chill with us, but dude was nuts. Last time I saw him was after the riots happened in Minneapolis, he was moving him and his family out to the middle of nowhere Montana. Told me it’s all going to shit and he’s gettin out of town before “Antifa shows up” also mentioned how difficult it would be for his parol officers to reach his new address.

it’s actually pretty common to come across around Bozeman tbh. Like idk if you have ever seen the “Savage Rhymes” truck around town, but that’s a skinhead news/community website, if you dig around you’ll find it’s filled with the most unhinged stuff.

Other buddy used to live by Bozeman pond, his neighbors hung a confederate flag in their garage and would leave these flyers on all of our cars at night:



Ig my point is you never really know who you’ll be talking to out here, so stay safe. These days when people steer conversations further and further right I’ll just feign ignorance and say I don’t follow politics cause at this point I’ve encountered to many skinheads and right wing nut jobs out here to wanna roll the dice with those convos.


Haha I share a du-plex with the savage rhymes guy and he is a nut. He always comes over early in the night bitching about noise acting tweaky. Definitley a lame neighbor
Jan 1 2023 11:03PM
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Sht_eatn_dog
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So ass went over back of seat? How logistically did this work? What a show for the chair behind ya
hoodratz47Back in06 working as a lifty at copper riding up a ciar with three kids. And two of them got an heated yelling match about which was better. Paper plates or regular plates. And the pros and cons of each.. it got to the point they started hitting each other. (With a kid I. The middle not even a part of it all). And I told them to cut that shit out.. one of the kids. Got all fucking lippy with me. "you don't work here". And I did pill that ". What does it say on my jacket ". Card. Told him I'd take one of his skis and throw it in the woods....


Not a Convo. This kid Jeff barnwell (rip). Shat off of Mt hood express at Meadows.. I was on that chair. That was the most wtf chair moment
Jan 2 2023 11:24AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
He grabbed the top support bar do the chair after he pulled his pants down hung hsi ass over the back of the chair sat down and shat.. he was kind of one of those guys who was always pooping. It was at night. And it was in this part of the line where there is not much light.
Sht_eatn_dogSo ass went over back of seat? How logistically did this work? What a show for the chair behind ya
Jan 3 2023 4:53PM
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Jacobthesadskier
Posts: 491 - Karma: 4,840
Most of my chairlift chats relate to why I'm wearing a hoodie, why my skis are twin tips, and are my trousers hand-me-downs because they're baggy, and I should buy some new ones, and someone once telling me I should be sponsored after I spun a 180 off a small side hit. (For context my local mountain never puts out a park and as far as I can tell, I'm one of the only park skiers who actually goes there on a regular basis.)
Jan 4 2023 4:47AM
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Sht_eatn_dog
Posts: 114 - Karma: 1,382
hoodratz47He grabbed the top support bar do the chair after he pulled his pants down hung hsi ass over the back of the chair sat down and shat.. he was kind of one of those guys who was always pooping. It was at night. And it was in this part of the line where there is not much light.


Then no wiped it, sat back down and started back having a convo with you about how skiing has no style anymore? Legend in my book….
Jan 4 2023 10:16AM
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hoodratz47
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Well it was race practice...... Actually. We got of the chair and fucked into the woods and snow coned his butt clean. Dude was kind of a legend. Great guy gone too soon
Sht_eatn_dogThen no wiped it, sat back down and started back having a convo with you about how skiing has no style anymore? Legend in my book….
Jan 4 2023 3:41PM
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muffMan.
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Had one that stuck out just today. Had my beadworks on and some Nebraskan tourist couple was with me.

They then were asking about the skis and I told em the whole shabang about how it’s made by a Native American and proceeds are donated.

all the responded with was “Well it looks like corn and black beans!”. Just caught me off guard a bit
Jan 4 2023 6:02PM
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animator
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QuaggyNot really a fucked conversation, but I rode the lift up with the cheif propellants chemist from Lockheed Martin one time, we got to talking about Hellfire missiles and their semi-solid "eraser like" propellants.
Super cool dude that knew a lot about blowing people up


wait thats actually a sick person to meet on a chairlift wtf
Jan 4 2023 6:07PM
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