Replying to Most fkd chairlift convos

Alright NS, let's hear the best, most ridiculous, jerryish, or just plain weird conversations you've had on the chairlift.

This was today:

Guy on chair - Do you know what ON3P stands for?
Me - I think it means on north 3rd street Portland, where they're from
Him - Ohhhh so they're one of those liberal companies.
Me - um what?
Him - You know those liberals in Portland, they just ruin everything.
Me - I mean if that's what you're worried about, these are some of the only skis 100% made in America, whereas yours were made in either Austria or China.
Him - ......