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yeat-on-vinylin middle school, for whatever reason, me and my gang used to "grasshopper" people.
basically u would walk behind someone reach ur hand between their legs, grab that hand with ur other hand from the front, then bounce the person up and down while yelling like a lunatic. it was inescapable. id been unfortunate enough to have had it done on my pre pubescent balls one time when i was caught slipping outside the lunch room. as the inventor of this maneuver i felt some time of way about it.........
the next day i caught the kid by himself walking outside my spanish class. i ran out of the classroom, during class, with my big ass 3 ring middle school binder, wound that bitch up like a baseball bat and wacked homie over the backside of the head, he stumbled into this 4ft 2" chick and sprained her ankle. the kid i wacked was a big boy too. i feel bad for that girl
the kid i wacked didnt snitch, but the girl who got caught up in middle of all this went to the office to get help with her sprained ankle, and they obviously asked what happened.
they called me and the other kid to the office at the same time. we both denied this ever happening and kept it stone cold til our principle decided call all our parents down and show us/them security footage. i have NEVER tried so hard not to burst out laughing after watching that tape. absolute gold. principle/ the girls parents didn't think it was very funny tho.
anyways i got a week of in house suspension, and "grasshopper'ing" fell out of style
yeat-on-vinyloh another time in spanish class in middle school, we started saying "Shrek es amor, shrek es vida"
are teacher was this late 20's early 30's youtube gamer bro who happened to be mormon........... he looked the phrase up, watched the video, and was apparently traumatized. got another week of in house suspension for that......
these incident happened all within a month of each other too lmao.
god bless my parents
swherityI flooded a bathroom in middleschool we filled all the urinals and toilets up with chickpeas and then flushed the shit out of all of them it was wild water was going all into the fucking hallway it was funny as hell
