I had a good friend once say 'I don't trust anyone that hasn't shit their pants as a grown ass adult'. And it stuck. Like shit. In your pants. So tell me your story.
Here's mine: buddy's bachelor party we had a cabin up near blackhawk and we were boozin and losin all our chips. About a dozen coors in I try to rip one at the roulette table only to be greeted with the greasiest wet beer fart bubble I've ever had. I waddle to the bathroom to fix it the best I could but I suffered self conscious guilt the rest of the night thinking that everyone could smell my shitty ass and it would be known that i was the guy who shit himself at the party.
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