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ajbski
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 5,310
i thought that i didnt need the waccine, but i was wrong. i had to skate pretty much all the way to lip to clear.
i went to my truck, heat up a piece of metal with my camp stove, waccinated my skis, and it was immediately better.

if interested, i can show you guys how to do parking lot waccinations. some guy offered me a $100 to do his board.

(im on pain killers)
Dec 12 2022 12:45PM
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camtashcroft
Posts: 55 - Karma: 629
I am trying to get my significant other waccinated but they are anti waccine. What do I do?

Significant other : my clapped rossis
Dec 12 2022 12:58PM
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verynormalguy
Posts: 471 - Karma: 7,805
This post was funded by big wax you can’t fool me
Dec 12 2022 12:59PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 24,556
Danny has been skiing year round since 1993 and he hasn't missed a month
https://helenair.com/washington-man-has-gone-skiing-each-month-for-23-years/article_9db356bf-c565-5c8c-b486-f2ea7298d4aa.html
Danny ,"doesn't even wax his skis."
Dec 12 2022 1:08PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6419 - Karma: 74,053
I honestly don’t trust the waxxine. So bad for my bases. Can’t let the government know where I am either there’s def microchips in the stuff. Hasn’t been out long enough for me to trust it, I’ll stick to the swix race waxxine.
Dec 12 2022 1:24PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,989
if any of you were CONSIDERATE of OTHERS you’d get waxxed right away…

smh ignorant ass kids, hospitals are overflown rn because of unwaxxed assholes like you
Dec 12 2022 1:31PM
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ajbski
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 5,310
stop the misinformation!

skis need the wax!
Dec 12 2022 1:32PM
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ajbski
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 5,310
"my friends uncle got the wax, and he overshot the jump all the way into the parking lot. its untested and dangerous"
Dec 12 2022 1:34PM
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verynormalguy
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Fantastic read. What a legend
OregonDeadDanny has been skiing year round since 1993 and he hasn't missed a month
https://helenair.com/washington-man-has-gone-skiing-each-month-for-23-years/article_9db356bf-c565-5c8c-b486-f2ea7298d4aa.html
Danny ,"doesn't even wax his skis."
Dec 12 2022 1:41PM
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EmbraceTheSPEEED
Posts: 37 - Karma: 273
I got the waxxine to keep my grandmother gliding smoothly. But her 50 year old skis still stick to the snow, and now I have myocarditis.
Dec 12 2022 2:20PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7481 - Karma: 36,054
tootspaceThis post was funded by big wax you can’t fool me

This man speaks the truth, just big wax propaganda. Big wax has been suffering ever since the electric light bulb was invented and people stopped buying as many candles.
Dec 12 2022 2:31PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6741 - Karma: 61,665
This a perfect thread for dolan
Dec 12 2022 2:52PM
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Farmville420
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Never been waxxed, never. Not against it, just haven’t ever done it to any of my skis lol
Dec 12 2022 3:05PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4508 - Karma: 69,447
I like my skis like i like my women: fully waxxinated
Dec 12 2022 3:08PM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,618
Waxxines are fake and actually slow you down.
Dec 12 2022 3:44PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2873 - Karma: 34,165
@Lafam is going to call all pro waxxers sheep.
Dec 12 2022 3:51PM
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ajbski
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apparently racers are getting waxxed on a weekly basis.

how many boosters are too many? when will it stop?
Dec 12 2022 3:54PM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 13,356
My vishnus were waxxinated for the first time last month thanks to @kylerstephan and I honestly didn't like it but on all other skis I only enjoy riding if they got the waxxine
Dec 12 2022 4:26PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,989
ajbskiapparently racers are getting waxxed on a weekly basis.

how many boosters are too many? when will it stop?


boosters have been around since before the waxxine, it’s pretty standard given the annual shin bang. but new boosters twice a year? next thing they’ll be saying is i need powder bunnies to prolong my pole life.
Dec 12 2022 5:15PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6419 - Karma: 74,053
LonelyThis a perfect thread for dolan


He permabanned or did he just quit
Dec 12 2022 5:25PM
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sindreplassen
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@Lafam thoughts on waxing skis?
Dec 12 2022 5:33PM
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Lonely
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weatcoastHe permabanned or did he just quit

Perma


Well, Perma banned after making a bunch of accounts and saying some pseudo threatening/generally just off the wall stuff. So I guess he quit doing that

**This post was edited on Dec 12th 2022 at 5:56:53pm
Dec 12 2022 5:55PM
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AlwaysGrabBlunt
Posts: 156 - Karma: 738
Soon they'll only let waxxinated people on the hill.
Dec 12 2022 7:05PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
Posts: 365 - Karma: 1,034
I use the homeowaccine method through a series of herbs spices and spit
Dec 12 2022 7:19PM
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albinoboy
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,103
My new skis came already waccinated!!

This is absolutely despicable. Whats next wax that colors the snow to show who is and isn't waccinated.
Dec 12 2022 11:25PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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I wonder if Ahmet can get the waxx
Dec 13 2022 10:29AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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My skis my choice
Dec 13 2022 11:08AM
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SkiDaddy970
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ajbskistop the misinformation!

skis need the wax!


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Dec 13 2022 3:48PM
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ajbski
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 5,310
i recently got a fake proof of waccination from my local ski shop. do you guys think ill be good to travel to mammoth in the spring?
Dec 13 2022 5:27PM
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MaryO
Posts: 2583 - Karma: 5,996
Everyone should know that waxing your skies helps OTHERS ski faster and glide rails easier. Unwaxinated skiers are a threat to everyone on the hill. So inconsiderate.#Science
Dec 14 2022 9:05AM
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Lafam
Posts: 226 - Karma: 8,783
imagine being dumb enough to believe that you had a good waxx job, while simultaneously being worried that the unwaxxed guy next to you will slow you down.
Dec 14 2022 9:09AM
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MaryO
Posts: 2583 - Karma: 5,996
ajbski"my friends uncle got the wax, and he overshot the jump all the way into the parking lot. its untested and dangerous"

Hahaha. So true. The risks of waxing outweigh the benefits!
Dec 14 2022 9:10AM
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gongyuan
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i get my ski wax boosters every week
Dec 14 2022 10:02AM
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ajbski
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 5,310
Lafamimagine being dumb enough to believe that you had a good waxx job, while simultaneously being worried that the unwaxxed guy next to you will slow you down.


this kinda wax job would def slow me down


Dec 14 2022 2:28PM
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VTshredder69
Posts: 2992 - Karma: -7,901
Wax em both

Dec 15 2022 3:27PM
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GayWolf420
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MaryOEveryone should know that waxing your skies helps OTHERS ski faster and glide rails easier. Unwaxinated skiers are a threat to everyone on the hill. So inconsiderate.#Science

What the fuck. What a blast from the past.
Dec 15 2022 5:57PM
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OregonDead
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MaryOHahaha. So true. The risks of waxing outweigh the benefits!


always stoked to see a post from @MaryO
Dec 16 2022 12:40AM
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