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I could make better topsheet graphics than 95% of ski companies
Most graphics really bore me, i think people spend too much time making “unique” graphics that end up being a shitstorm that no one bothers looking into detail. Oddly enough k2 and vishnu probably have some of the better graphics out of literally any other brand. Seems like manufacturers will hire some mf to do some art and just slap whatever the fuck they made on there without thinking. Deadass someone as credible and acclaimed as @Jems should be making all the ski graphics so they’ll all look super cool.
here are my credentials
- NS MOTM x2
- Junior in college (yale)
- doctorate in vx filming from harvard
- line cook
- amateur artist (the best amateur artist)
- 3.4 gpa
- i play multiple instruments
- shampoo model
- ibs
- high school art class graduate
here are my credentials
- NS MOTM x2
- Junior in college (yale)
- doctorate in vx filming from harvard
- line cook
- amateur artist (the best amateur artist)
- 3.4 gpa
- i play multiple instruments
- shampoo model
- ibs
- high school art class graduate
JemsMost graphics really bore me, i think people spend too much time making “unique” graphics that end up being a shitstorm that no one bothers looking into detail. Oddly enough k2 and vishnu probably have some of the better graphics out of literally any other brand. Seems like manufacturers will hire some mf to do some art and just slap whatever the fuck they made on there without thinking. Deadass someone as credible and acclaimed as @Jems should be making all the ski graphics so they’ll all look super cool.
You should post 3 of your best ideas to this thread. Just like 3 mock graphics, lets see what ya got
K2 has had the best top sheets in the game (ofc some shitty ones too) for as long as I can remember. Idk about Vishnu tho, I haven’t seen many that strike me as super insane or anything, the ones I see mostly are just like pictures of things blown up and put on skis, which is cool but as a ski design idk.
The shit I’ve always been annoyed about with ski graphics is hardly ever do they look like what they are: equipment.
timdrachanvishnu topsheets are chosen by taking an unholy amount of lsd and looking at pictures to see which ones affect their perception of reality the most
timdrachanvishnu topsheets are chosen by taking an unholy amount of lsd and looking at pictures to see which ones affect their perception of reality the most
so yea shitstorm is a good word
Why you leaving K2 out of the LSD fun? The boys at Vishnu clearly know how to have a good time :)
BrotherBBro ur all talk no game, you couldn't make a topsheet worth shit.
this is my most recent piece; i thought i would take the route vishnu does and take a meaningful picture of @BigmoneyMatt. this epic photo represents little whiny baby bitches.
Jems
this is my most recent piece; i thought i would take the route vishnu does and take a meaningful picture of @BigmoneyMatt . this epic photo represents little whiny baby bitches.
Comments like this is why you got no bitches str8 up fella.
timdrachanvishnu topsheets are chosen by taking an unholy amount of lsd and looking at pictures to see which ones affect their perception of reality the most
timdrachanvishnu topsheets are chosen by taking an unholy amount of lsd and looking at pictures to see which ones affect their perception of reality the most
so yea shitstorm is a good word
pretty sure that man is sober
beads do be smackin, if they had stiffer skis i might have bought a pair
Maybe the reputable company Jet Skis will hire you on and you can work out of their corporate headquarters in Manhattan. PTO, full Benes, company card for expensing business lunches, etc. They have really been striving for new and exciting talent in the industry, as they have emerged into one of the leading innovators within their market shares. I word recommend you take a peek at their last few quarterly numbers and see for yourself what a thriving and inclusive company they have.
SchoessMaybe the reputable company Jet Skis will hire you on and you can work out of their corporate headquarters in Manhattan. PTO, full Benes, company card for expensing business lunches, etc. They have really been striving for new and exciting talent in the industry, as they have emerged into one of the leading innovators within their market shares. I word recommend you take a peek at their last few quarterly numbers and see for yourself what a thriving and inclusive company they have.
Once you come down from your little ego trip maybe try applying for a job rather than trying to convince shit heads on Newschoolers that your qualified to make art. You might get some respect when you realize your opinion isn't facts and not everyone has the same taste as you.
olddirtyOnce you come down from your little ego trip maybe try applying for a job rather than trying to convince shit heads on Newschoolers that you’re qualified to make art. You might get some respect when you realize your opinion isn't facts and not everyone has the same taste as you.
you’re actually an idiot for not realizing that this was satire
olddirtyHow would anybody read this and think it’s funny? I think your just saying that so YOU don't sound like an idiot
the purpose of this thread was to say i can make better top sheets then everyone else, then proceed to post stock photos from the internet because i can’t actually make good topsheets. seems like quite a few people thought it was funny but i guess you’re too dumb to tell it was a joke.
Jemsthe purpose of this thread was to say i can make better top sheets then everyone else, then proceed to post stock photos from the internet because i can’t actually make good topsheets. seems like quite a few people thought it was funny but i guess you’re too dumb to tell it was a joke.
