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Skis don’t matter

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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,481
Here’s another stupid thread for ya

THE SKI YOURE ON DOESNT FUCKING MATTER

80% of skiing is ability, 19% is the type of ski you’re riding, and 1% is the ski’s design
Do you all really think Harlaut wouldn’t be good on Salomons, or volkls?
Everything you think about a ski is just based on marketing and you sheep can’t figure it out.
The only attributes of a ski that matter are underfoot, turn radius, and flexibility. Everything else is just bullshit.
Dec 7 2022 10:59AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
"Skier Ability and style decides your gear choices". Brilliant take. Next you're gonna tell us there is such thing as different boot flexes
Dec 8 2022 1:36PM
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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 674 - Karma: 1,234
Turd__AuthorityOp just mad he can only afford line


bro is definitely still using the line ruckus
Dec 8 2022 9:17PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,411
theabortionatorBecoming a pro skier is 10% luck, 20% abs,

15% concentrated power of dabs, 5% ski, 50% core, and 100% being a social media whore


Did anyone else catch themselves trying to sing this? Lmao
Dec 9 2022 12:36AM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,991
OP is so right, been throwing switch 10s in pow on racing skis for years now. The trick is buying the most expensive gear.
Dec 11 2022 12:39AM
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