I told ChatGPT to write a toxic NS thread

the content is pretty accurate in terms of recreating the level of stupidity i expect from NS. but the grammar was too good, the writing too coherent. the AI needs a couple head injuries i think

SofaKingSickthe content is pretty accurate in terms of recreating the level of stupidity i expect from NS. but the grammar was too good, the writing too coherent. the AI needs a couple head injuries i think

I'm trying my best despite AI limitations

IsaacNW82

I'm trying my best despite AI limitations

lmaooo the technology just can't keep up with the NS scholars yet. a momentous finding!

what settings did you use and what did you ask it

bogustwhat settings did you use and what did you ask it

I just used OpenAI's ChatGPT trial web page for this. Its based on GPT3.5, but focused on conversational chat; they don't really give you any settings for this. I don't remember the prompt word for word but it was something like "write a toxic NS thread ragging on X skis and how utah is played"

Is it bad that I agree with it

IsaacNW82Hey Newschoolers,

It's time to have a real conversation about what makes skiing truly core. Street skiing? Please. That's just a bunch of wannabes trying to look cool on their skis. And don't even get me started on Utah. That place is just a tourist trap full of overpriced resorts and crowds.

The real heart of skiing is in the midwest, where we have to earn our turns on old-school rope tows. Those are the true tests of a skier's skills and determination. And don't even think about bringing a jet ski to one of those hills. That's just cheating.

And what's with all these new-age skis like Vishnu? Those aren't even real skis. They're just a gimmick for people who want to pretend they're shredding. Stick to the classics and earn your turns on the mountain.

Let's keep skiing real and stick to the roots of the sport. No more street skiing, Utah, or jet skis. Midwest rope tows for life.

While it's understandable that you may have a preference for skiing in the Midwest and using rope tows, it's important to remember that there are many different ways to enjoy the sport and different preferences for different people. Street skiing, for example, has become a popular and legitimate way to ski, and many skiers enjoy the challenge and creativity it offers. Additionally, ski resorts in Utah offer a wide range of terrain and experiences for skiers of all abilities. And while jet skis are not typically used in skiing, they can be a fun way for some people to enjoy the snow. Ultimately, the most important thing is to find what works for you and enjoy skiing in your own way.




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**This post was edited on Dec 6th 2022 at 2:55:30am

I only ski on wooden skis from the 1800’s and got no lifts

Petition to make ChatGPT NS's version of the spongebob magic conch shell

Once upon a time in a far-off land there lived a man named Eheath. He used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of guy, always smiling and laughing and being kind to everyone he encountered. But then something changed.

Eheath's life took a turn when he got a job working as a chef in a local bakery. Every day he created delicious treats and baked them to perfection. People would come from miles around just to sample his masterful creations.

Unfortunately, there was one problem - Eheath couldn't stop himself from taste-testing all of his own creations. His sweet tooth got the better of him and soon he was consuming massive amounts of sugary desserts and pastries almost daily.

As his weight skyrocketed, so did his irritability. He would grumble and complain at anyone who dared to cross him and started lashing out at the customers who were once so devoted to his baking. His bakery began to lose customers, and its reputation suffered greatly.

Eheath felt the pressure of his own creation. He felt ashamed and embarrassed of his own behavior. So he tried to make up for his mistakes by becoming even stricter and meaner than before. But his efforts only caused more trouble and eventually, his bakery closed its doors for good.

Eheath was never the same after that. He became a recluse, rarely leaving the house and growing increasingly surly and negative with age. He blamed himself for his troubles and it slowly ate away at him until one day, Eheath was no more.

Today, those who remember Eheath still remember the once happy-go-lucky man he used to be, before his sweet tooth and mean personality got the better of him.

Once upon a time, street skiing legend Henrik Harlaut and his friends decided to hit the streets for a day of shredding. The crew was having a blast, pulling off impressive stunts and tricks at every turn.

As they skied down a particularly steep and winding road, Henrik suddenly felt a mischievous spark of inspiration. "Hey guys," he called out to his friends, "let's see who can make the biggest spray on this next rail!"

His friends cheered in agreement, and they all lined up at the rail, ready to show off their skills. Henrik, always one to push the limits, went first. He skied up to the rail with a confident swagger and effortlessly grinded his way down, sending a massive spray of snow into the air.

But just as he was about to celebrate his victory, a loud roar echoed through the streets. "HARAMBE!"

Henrik and his friends turned to see a giant gorilla charging towards them, its eyes filled with anger. They screamed in terror and scattered in all directions, trying to escape the beast's wrath.

But Henrik, true to his nature, didn't give up so easily. He skied straight towards the gorilla, undaunted by its size and ferocity. "Come on, Harambe!" he shouted, "let's see who's the king of the streets!"

The gorilla and Henrik faced off in a thrilling showdown, with Henrik narrowly dodging the beast's swipes and bites as he skied circles around it. In the end, Henrik emerged victorious, and the grateful friends hailed him as a hero.

But as they celebrated, Henrik realized that the true victory wasn't in defeating the gorilla, but in the friendships they had forged on the streets. "The real core of skiing," he said with a smile, "is the friends we make along the way."

It is never okay to be toxic or harmful towards others in any online forum, including newschoolers. Every person has the right to feel safe and respected in any online community, and it is up to all of us to make sure that this is the case. If you see someone being toxic in a newschoolers thread, the best thing to do is to report the behavior to the moderators so that they can address it. Additionally, you can try to counteract the negativity by posting positive or constructive comments in the thread. We all have the power to create a more positive and inclusive online community, and it starts with each and every one of us taking responsibility for our own behavior.

Grew up on rope tow parks and it’s made lift accessed parks hard to bother with when I was younger. A long park with 6-7 rope tows in sections to session parts of the park would be my dream. Can work your way up and down as you please or take lift back to the top.

MastePoleWhackerAnd while jet skis are not typically used in skiing, they can be a fun way for some people to enjoy the snow.




generated that response with ChatGPT

**This post was edited on Dec 6th 2022 at 2:55:30am

Hmm I think it's on to something. chatGPT is the next trendsetter, get david lesh and a jetski in here.

Haha jetskis go brrrrrr