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How to get my best friend to break up with his girlfriend

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Mr.Whatsittoya
Posts: 93 - Karma: 1,512
I hate this bitch, be creative
Nov 30 2022 6:51PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37728 - Karma: 124,429
Its pretty simple. Just fuck her instead.
Nov 30 2022 6:52PM
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Mr.Whatsittoya
Posts: 93 - Karma: 1,512
DeebieSkeebiesIts pretty simple. Just fuck her instead.

She's ugly
Nov 30 2022 6:52PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3675 - Karma: -11,668
just pee in her butt
Nov 30 2022 7:03PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 28,394
Make him fall in love with you
Nov 30 2022 7:34PM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,622
im very unqualified. that being said put on a wig and trick him into dating you
Nov 30 2022 7:35PM
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skierman
Posts: 8412 - Karma: 7,902
Mr.WhatsittoyaShe's ugly


Well then fuck your best friend.
Nov 30 2022 7:44PM
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,765
Tell him his girlfriend is ugly
Nov 30 2022 10:54PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 3011 - Karma: 23,080
1. Give girlfriend’s tooth brush to prostitute
2. Return contaminated toothbrush
3, Girlfriend gives herpes to boyfriend
4. They breakup
Nov 30 2022 11:36PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6434 - Karma: 69,946
Steal all his bananas and put them at her house so he thinks she did it
Dec 2 2022 8:41AM
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little1337
Posts: 8295 - Karma: 48,944
ReturnToMonkeySteal all his bananas and put them at her house so he thinks she did it


Very monkey response of you 🐒
Dec 2 2022 11:02AM
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