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KilaTsunami
Lame fuck yellow jacket gave me a ticket for skiing too fast.
KilaTsunami
Lame fuck yellow jacket gave me a ticket for skiing too fast.
theabortionatorThose guys suck. Security guards are wanna be cops who didn't make it, yellow jackets are wanna be security guards that didn't make it.
They're out to ticket everyone, best bet is not to give them your pass. Don't be confrontational, better yet gtfo for the day if you see them coming. If they're on you just walk away calmly.
it sucks hard. I was booting up in the trailer at Northstar (vail owned) and a radio was on scan. They were going full cop mode. I see somebody skiing fast in a green jacket, in pursuit. Shit like that. So fucking dumb. Jerries who have nothing else to offer see that as a good job, also mountains probably prioritize them to ensure maximum douchery.
KilaTsunami
Lame fuck yellow jacket gave me a ticket for skiing too fast.
SofaKingSickSPEED
it's a compliment man, he thinks you're sick, he just can't come out and say it directly though
KilaTsunamiBro that’s actually comedy. I had no idea it was that involved. I had never been to Vail and just bombed a black diamond, stopped at the bottom to wait for my dad and he pulled up behind me about a minute later all out of breath n shit 😂… I kept quiet and let him do his lil shpeel.. took the warning ticket and apologized. I asked “can you point time to where I can I ski fast? I’m not out of control and paid good money to be here.”
“You can’t ski like that ANYWHERE on this mountain”
Ill never be back. Fuck corporate skiing
OFF3PThat's crazy, didn't know Vail had rent-a-cops either
PsychicMigrationI would probably make it a goal to get banned from Okemo. That place is like only doing missionary, bunch of rich fucks who can only pizza and the entire mountain is less steep then then the parking lot at sugarbush. Fortunately I have braincells and do ski epic mountains.
KilaTsunamiBro that’s actually comedy. I had no idea it was that involved. I had never been to Vail and just bombed a black diamond, stopped at the bottom to wait for my dad and he pulled up behind me about a minute later all out of breath n shit 😂… I kept quiet and let him do his lil shpeel.. took the warning ticket and apologized. I asked “can you point time to where I can I ski fast? I’m not out of control and paid good money to be here.”
“You can’t ski like that ANYWHERE on this mountain”
Ill never be back. Fuck corporate skiing
jompcockGot a chicken sandwich from the lodge at crotched and THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING RAW IN THE MIDDLE. TRANSLUCENT PINK FUCKING CONSISTENCY OF JELLO FUCKING RAW.
Have never and will never pay for a ticket/pass at a Vail resort.
theabortionatorLol, def put rhe ticket on your wall. Glad you still had fun!
JITYWhat’s wrong with that
I eat all my meat raw
jompcockPics or it didn't happen
RIP_leos_shackWhen I was 13 or so (like 2005) I was at Beaver Creek. My mom gave me a $10 bill for lunch. I had to come back all sad and say there was nothing I could buy for that. Only gotten worse sense then.
SteezyYeeter2005 really?! chicken tenders and fries are like 13 bucks at sugarbush rn. that's crazy
RIP_leos_shackWhen I was 13 or so (like 2005) I was at Beaver Creek. My mom gave me a $10 bill for lunch. I had to come back all sad and say there was nothing I could buy for that. Only gotten worse sense then.
dmc12380I use to live in Vail for a number of years and worked at a VR ski shop. During my time there I had a few encounters with yellow jackets and upper management applies stricter rules to employees with infractions, 3 strikes and your fired. So, I got a one week suspension for my second offense one season. My first day back I was skiing with some friends on my split shift and was heading back to the shop when I saw this little knoll with a "no jumping" sign. Before skiing over to it, I looked all around and was in the clear. I got about a foot of air and continued to ski down. One of my friends sped up to me and said a yellow jacket just crested over the ridge, saw me jump, and radioed in my outerwear color. I looked back and indeed there was a yellow jacket straight lining down to me. I'm usually pretty humble when it comes to skiing, but I knew this mountain better than the entire yellow jacket staff combined and could outski any of them any day. I figured I could ski into some deep woods and hide out for a while, but I had to get to back to work at the shop. As I head to one of the base areas, Lionshead, I notice a yellow jacket blocking that last catwalk talking on his radio. At that point my instincts kick in and I duck the rope and dip into this neighborhood that separates Lionshead from the main village. I worked landscaping in the summers and had done work on a few houses in this area so I kinda knew which yards to ski in to reach the main road. Once I reached the road, I hopped on a bus and made it to work. As I was clocking in, one of my ski buddies calls me and says there is a whole crew of yellow jackets at the base on their radios communicating to other staff about the color of my outerwear and to be on the lookout.
All I can say is I'm glad I got out of this one and fuck those yellow jacket cop/ski patrol wannabees.