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What happened to ball skiing?!

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b0ss
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Back in my day (2019) we skied with our sacks!we used to max out our deadlift and then Max out our cartilage, taking knees to the dome and heel pieces to the butt was standard. We used our back as a third leg and skiing was a contact sport.

nowadays it seems everyone is fixated on chasing the latest rail trend. You gonna start rollerskating and pole dancing next? Manicure maybe? Maybe estrogen supplements?
I better see ya’ll hucking meat under the chair this winter fr fr.
Nov 21 2022 2:20PM
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SofaKingSick
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bro 2019 was last year
Nov 21 2022 2:45PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Everyone who skied like that tore their ACL this year
Nov 21 2022 3:13PM
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b0ss
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ReturnToMonkeyEveryone who skied like that tore their ACL this year

No frikin balls!
Nov 21 2022 3:44PM
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bootspace
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aw nuts guys, i rollerblade and i squat 405. guess the weights were fake 🤷‍♂️
Nov 21 2022 5:35PM
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armchair_skier
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whats ur DL max op?
Nov 21 2022 5:50PM
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weastcoat
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Lots of skiers paint their nails let that sink in
Nov 21 2022 6:07PM
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Kyguyy
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weatcoastLots of skiers paint their nails let that sink in
Nov 21 2022 7:50PM
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SchizoSkier
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I ski like this and both of my ACLs are partially torn
ReturnToMonkeyEveryone who skied like that tore their ACL this year
Nov 21 2022 8:51PM
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bootspace
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OP definitely benched 315 back in highschool
Nov 21 2022 10:01PM
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Skier_75
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Idk probably something they put in the vaccine
Nov 21 2022 10:16PM
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Quaggy
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Call me Arby's,
Because I'll be hucking meat under the lift all year long
Nov 21 2022 10:36PM
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PimpChimpin
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Am I the only one still using viagra for extra performance?
Nov 21 2022 11:32PM
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b0ss
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armchair_skierwhats ur DL max op?

145 sumo
260 conventional
Nov 22 2022 12:57AM
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Headache
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too many concussions after 2019, my head can’t take more than a rail now
Nov 22 2022 1:48AM
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oldmanski
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Can confirm, I huck my meat.
Nov 22 2022 5:22AM
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SofaKingSick
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bootspaceOP definitely benched 315 back in highschool


OP's team would've been state champs if coach had put him in. how much you wanna bet he could throw a football over them mountains there
Nov 22 2022 9:56AM
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b_in_subtle
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Because none our joints work properly after a few years of skiing like that.
Nov 22 2022 10:59AM
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bootspace
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b0ss145 sumo
260 conventional


op, how’re you gonna make a thread like this and only pull 260…
Nov 22 2022 3:12PM
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olddirty
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I agree, bunch of blue hair, lip ring having kids these days chopping their dicks off and watching Tiktok all day
Nov 22 2022 3:37PM
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snowmosexual
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b0ss145 sumo
260 conventional

That’s fucking weak sauce. I got 70% of a quad from acl surgery last feb and my conventional is 280.

let’s see your edit boy
Nov 22 2022 3:42PM
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b0ss
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snowmosexualThat’s fucking weak sauce. I got 70% of a quad from acl surgery last feb and my conventional is 280.

let’s see your edit boy

Nice beta vibes keep comparing…
Nov 22 2022 4:46PM
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b0ss
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Baiting narcissists by posting lifts is the best idea I’ve ever had.
Nov 22 2022 4:53PM
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bootspace
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b0ssBaiting narcissists by posting lifts is the best idea I’ve ever had.


not a narcissist, just a 14 year old who can outlift you
Nov 22 2022 8:46PM
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bootspace
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b0ssBaiting narcissists by posting lifts is the best idea I’ve ever had.


if this was your master plan, funny thread dude
Nov 22 2022 8:47PM
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b0ss
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bootspacenot a narcissist, just a 14 year old who can outlift you

I will never recover from this mogging
Nov 22 2022 9:17PM
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johnblaze
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weatcoastLots of skiers paint their nails let that sink in


Maybe in PA.
Nov 23 2022 1:26PM
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Ski_Alot
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being gay and bad at skiing is cool actually op
Nov 23 2022 2:57PM
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SuspiciousFish
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b0ssBack in my day (2019)


HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 23 2022 5:18PM
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cool_name
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b0ss145 sumo
260 conventional

The fact that you sumo deadlift is more embarrassing than your weak conventional lift.




You probably wear a belt to lift those big numbers too lol
Nov 25 2022 9:24AM
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b0ss
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cool_nameThe fact that you sumo deadlift is more embarrassing than your weak conventional lift.




You probably wear a belt to lift those big numbers too lol

Update: I broke 5 bones in my lumbar in may, exploded my right ulna into 4 pieces got 6 screws n a plate.
been 90 ish days. My conv deadlift now 305, squatting 255 for 2.
no one cares that I broke my back and honestly neither do I.
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