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Less handrails and self depreciation. More sidehits and natty lips.

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humanresources
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west>
Nov 20 2022 11:40PM
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GayWolf420
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As usual, Human Resources proving to be retarded yet again.
Nov 20 2022 11:44PM
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Christian_Bale
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yeah you're right. I don't know why I was even thinking about filming street this year, it would be much sicker if I just filmed myself hitting sidehits instead
Nov 20 2022 11:50PM
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humanresources
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big LCC guy w a brain
Nov 21 2022 12:40AM
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GayWolf420
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humanresourcesbig LCC guy w a brain

more like just moved here vibes.
Nov 21 2022 1:15AM
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humanresources
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I was born in the Wasatch.
Nov 21 2022 1:24AM
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humanresources
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It’s ok to be upset
Nov 21 2022 1:34AM
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malchik
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Nov 21 2022 2:59AM
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SofaKingSick
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wait, the skiing out west is better? why didn't anyone tell me that?

thank god we have this fuckin HR kook to tell us that he likes it more when the snow is soft. thanks for the hot tip broooo moving to boulder now, have you ever heard of the chainsmokers?
Nov 21 2022 10:25AM
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Dlonetti
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skill issue
Nov 21 2022 10:39AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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yes I love a good side hit and other natural shit


but you need all the flavors to make the perfect ski soup, and that includes handrails
Nov 21 2022 11:20AM
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Skier_75
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This guy fucks for sure, but y'all dont wanna talk about that. Watch your side chicks when you hitting street, humanresources finna take em on a nice respectable date up LCC and show them how a true wasatch man skis. fuck handrails, we going into 2023 different
Nov 21 2022 11:59AM
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3mania
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/986466/SHE---Side-Hits-Euphoria---Chapter-3Snowboarders, but if sidehits are your thing. Song is appropriately ill.
Nov 21 2022 4:51PM
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PsychicMigration
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malchik


Probably has a women's gender studies degree
Nov 21 2022 10:03PM
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bootspace
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op, sounds like you need less side hits and more females
Nov 21 2022 10:06PM
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-Dan
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OP’s coffee table is in like new condition.
Nov 21 2022 10:09PM
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humanresources
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Nov 22 2022 11:38AM
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Skier_75
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humanresources


Harvard research group so its valid
Nov 22 2022 12:04PM
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Farmville420
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CrunnchyPissFartyes I love a good side hit and other natural shit


but you need all the flavors to make the perfect ski soup, and that includes handrails


Yeah. Being good at one thing is wack, gotta check all the boxes (if possible)
Nov 22 2022 1:17PM
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GayWolf420
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humanresources


No way in hell are there good skiers in Herriman or Bluffdale
Nov 22 2022 1:51PM
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IsaacNW82
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not halfpipe
not slopestyle
not rail jams, this ain't ROLLERBLADING
this is REAL SKIING

REAL SKIING on REAL MOUNTAINS on REAL SNOW on REAL JUMPS on REAL CLIFFS
Nov 22 2022 2:44PM
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humanresources
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DeebieSkeebiesNo way in hell are there good skiers in Herriman or Bluffdale


All the best skiers reside in Farmington
Nov 22 2022 7:39PM
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tomatonater
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humanresourcesAll the best skiers reside in Farmington


The best skiers live in Subaru outback’s
Nov 23 2022 8:55PM
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