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The New wave of Skiing will be Christianity

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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,474

It’s about time we put the lord back into the slopes, with less talks about global warming and gender identity. Ask yourself, what would Jesus do? He would go on to love thy brother on the mountain and put all your silly behavior to rest.

I swear if one more of you fairy wand waving pixie boys brings up lowering day pass prices or kidnapping kids from the hood to make them go ski in some program then I’m going to go death con 3.

keep it eheath dirty style
Nov 16 2022 12:55PM
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SoVT
Posts: 118 - Karma: -13
PeppermillRenoThe dude who claimed to be a chick to win swim meets against girls never chopped his manhood off and was hanging dong in the locker room in front of his female teammates. Or her female teammates sorry not trying to offend anyone.






ya and how about the dude in the chicks locker room in vermont, and the 14 year old girls got suspended for speaking out that there is a boy in the locker room with them watching them change. He just claims to be a girl too, cock hanging out watching little girls change. Ya know, cause that’s normal and shit. Or how about the guy that impregnated 7 women in the womens prison in new york, cause he claimed to be a woman and got put in the womens prison.


i didn’t know scissoring could make children.
Nov 21 2022 4:18AM
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cyphers
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 18,287
LippamaniHonestly it's just disappointing because we "religious people " are the only ones who can actually take a joke and not get butt hurt.


christians will say shit like this and then absolutely lose their minds when the starbucks cup says happy holidays
Nov 21 2022 4:31PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3622 - Karma: -12,139
PeppermillRenoThe dude who claimed to be a chick to win swim meets against girls never chopped his manhood off and was hanging dong in the locker room in front of his female teammates. Or her female teammates sorry not trying to offend anyone.

tbh there's probably not enough manhood to even be chopped off
Nov 22 2022 8:16PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37401 - Karma: 120,325
If there is any higher power (which there is), they would not be happy about you shitheads. Thats for sure. Fuck Mormons too.
Nov 22 2022 9:50PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3622 - Karma: -12,139
DeebieSkeebiesIf there is any higher power (which there is), they would not be happy about you shitheads. Thats for sure. Fuck Mormons too.


what r u
Nov 22 2022 11:43PM
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,140
SteezyYeeterwhat r u


you are the worst (new) member on this site. delete your account ASAP
Nov 22 2022 11:47PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3622 - Karma: -12,139
clindblomskieryou are the worst (new) member on this site. delete your account ASAP

why did you respond to my question asking what religion he is. seems like you could have chosen a LOT of better choices for that response. also i'm not going to so... i dunno. cope i guess? that's all you can really do.
Nov 22 2022 11:53PM
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,483
I only worship Todd Walnuts, so no Jesus for me
Nov 22 2022 11:59PM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 13,397
Idk dude I still think it's funny.


DeebieSkeebiesIf there is any higher power (which there is), they would not be happy about you shitheads. Thats for sure. Fuck Mormons too.
Nov 23 2022 12:06AM
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cracc
Posts: 73 - Karma: 759
God's probably the only reason I'm still alive with the typa stuff i do
Nov 23 2022 12:15AM
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