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The New wave of Skiing will be Christianity

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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,475

It’s about time we put the lord back into the slopes, with less talks about global warming and gender identity. Ask yourself, what would Jesus do? He would go on to love thy brother on the mountain and put all your silly behavior to rest.

I swear if one more of you fairy wand waving pixie boys brings up lowering day pass prices or kidnapping kids from the hood to make them go ski in some program then I’m going to go death con 3.

keep it eheath dirty style
2 years ago
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SoVT
Posts: 118 - Karma: -13
PeppermillRenoThe dude who claimed to be a chick to win swim meets against girls never chopped his manhood off and was hanging dong in the locker room in front of his female teammates. Or her female teammates sorry not trying to offend anyone.






ya and how about the dude in the chicks locker room in vermont, and the 14 year old girls got suspended for speaking out that there is a boy in the locker room with them watching them change. He just claims to be a girl too, cock hanging out watching little girls change. Ya know, cause that’s normal and shit. Or how about the guy that impregnated 7 women in the womens prison in new york, cause he claimed to be a woman and got put in the womens prison.


i didn’t know scissoring could make children.
2 years ago
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cyphers
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 20,619
LippamaniHonestly it's just disappointing because we "religious people " are the only ones who can actually take a joke and not get butt hurt.


christians will say shit like this and then absolutely lose their minds when the starbucks cup says happy holidays
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3819 - Karma: -12,478
PeppermillRenoThe dude who claimed to be a chick to win swim meets against girls never chopped his manhood off and was hanging dong in the locker room in front of his female teammates. Or her female teammates sorry not trying to offend anyone.

tbh there's probably not enough manhood to even be chopped off
2 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37929 - Karma: 127,505
If there is any higher power (which there is), they would not be happy about you shitheads. Thats for sure. Fuck Mormons too.
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3819 - Karma: -12,478
DeebieSkeebiesIf there is any higher power (which there is), they would not be happy about you shitheads. Thats for sure. Fuck Mormons too.


what r u
2 years ago
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
SteezyYeeterwhat r u


you are the worst (new) member on this site. delete your account ASAP
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3819 - Karma: -12,478
clindblomskieryou are the worst (new) member on this site. delete your account ASAP

why did you respond to my question asking what religion he is. seems like you could have chosen a LOT of better choices for that response. also i'm not going to so... i dunno. cope i guess? that's all you can really do.
2 years ago
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,563
I only worship Todd Walnuts, so no Jesus for me
2 years ago
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Lippamani
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 15,207
Idk dude I still think it's funny.


DeebieSkeebiesIf there is any higher power (which there is), they would not be happy about you shitheads. Thats for sure. Fuck Mormons too.
2 years ago
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cracc
Posts: 73 - Karma: 768
God's probably the only reason I'm still alive with the typa stuff i do
2 years ago
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