Replying to Sammy Carlson's YUP .... NOPE

I just watched Sammy's new edit, I vomited 3 times. Even though I didn't pay for it, I want my fucking money back.

Overall Length: 834 seconds
Non-skiing Filler: 252 seconds

Just over 30% of the entire edit is NOT SKIING. But don't worry, 100% of the audio is ADR, meaning ITS NOT FUCKING REAL. Oh, you pulled stock sound bites of a guy rubbing his balls in the sand and you think it adds to the skiing? IT SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING GARBAGE! But hey, Warren Miller Entertainment does it so it must be cool, right? Yeah, the fucking gapers who rarely ski and don't know what it sounds like really love it. I guess you're hitting your target audience with that one!

Seriously though, did you really have to use the same 3 sound effects for every turn even if they were in completely different conditions? I have to admit, you do have balls for even using ADR on Sammy himself by hiring a 50-something pedophile on voice.com. Abomber must be jealous.

Sammy, you're hilarious. That was the best joke since mirroring your shots at Windell's to trick people into thinking you could spin both ways when you couldn't. You should team up with Gus Kenworthy to make the first ever CGI ski edit. I bet Andri Ragettli would host it on his youtube channel so you could get more than a 1,000 views, you fucking has-been. I can't wait to see how "MEGA ULTRA STOKED!" steepsteep gets off this pile of garbage.


Fucking hell, skiing is dead. Fuck everyone.