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Skiing switch

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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
impressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch. did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? i bet not, cause no girl will turn you down if you ski switch.
Nov 12 2022 7:33PM
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Kyguyy
Posts: 582 - Karma: 6,401
I went backwards into a tree… help I’m still there
Nov 12 2022 7:43PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6437 - Karma: 74,337
I’m the exception.



Tails- downhill.
Women- 0.
Nov 12 2022 7:46PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
weatcoastI’m the exception.



Tails- downhill.
Women- 0.

yeah but did you ever try asking a girl out after she saw you skiing switch?
Nov 12 2022 7:58PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,129
Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope
Nov 12 2022 9:01PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,129
The fog is coming

**This post was edited on Nov 12th 2022 at 9:03:18pm
Nov 12 2022 9:02PM
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
switchlip2Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope


shut up Julian I’m gonna straightline cupp switch
Nov 12 2022 9:03PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 28,376
Most people that just learned to ski switch look like shit
Nov 12 2022 10:00PM
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Jems
Posts: 7551 - Karma: 97,893
i ski switch down the normal mountain to get more beast at carving
Nov 12 2022 10:11PM
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bingingboulders
Posts: 52 - Karma: 124
Instructions unclear, skied switch into snowmaking pipe please help
Nov 12 2022 10:48PM
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kalle.
Posts: 765 - Karma: 4,858
i ski switch uphill
Nov 13 2022 5:13AM
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
kalle.i ski switch uphill


My ass just imagined putting skins on backwards and moonwalking up the skin track
Nov 13 2022 7:41AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3373 - Karma: 24,548
I skied switch under the lift once and some ladies yelled at me. Does that count?
Nov 13 2022 8:00AM
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Sht_eatn_dog
Posts: 114 - Karma: 1,382
I challenge you to a duel. First one down cupp switch wins!
clindblomskiershut up Julian I’m gonna straightline cupp switch
Nov 13 2022 9:09AM
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soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,445
I skied switch under a chairlift and some hot racer girls yelled at me. Slept with the blonde one. Also her brunette friend years later. That was a good switch.
Nov 13 2022 9:59AM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,539
I had a mom yell at me for skiing switch once
Nov 13 2022 10:42AM
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C__lowerZ
Posts: 19 - Karma: 70
switchlip2Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope


But switch tricks are so cool and skiing forward is a danger to others
Nov 13 2022 11:59AM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 13,332
Switch after bang is what’s up- don’t forget the origins of the word:

after(I stomped that shit all the girls wanted to)bang
Nov 13 2022 1:20PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,358
b00mSkisimpressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch. did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? i bet not, cause no girl will turn you down if you ski switch.


This is true. That’s my requirement for me going out with someone. Can confirm

hahahaha
Nov 13 2022 1:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51926 - Karma: 165,760
If you're skiing down hill, but you're skiing backwards, are you actually skiing uphill?
Nov 13 2022 2:30PM
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skierman
Posts: 8400 - Karma: 7,894
Nothing makes a pussy drier than a non-stagged switch stance.


I'm looking at you, OP.
Nov 13 2022 4:01PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12534 - Karma: 116,685
Switch pizza for instant 3rd base
Nov 13 2022 4:02PM
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SurfaceIsdurable
Posts: 190 - Karma: 1,600
theabortionatorIf you're skiing down hill, but you're skiing backwards, are you actually skiing uphill?


To my calculations this information is incorrect!
Nov 13 2022 5:15PM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 14,278
🤯
Nov 13 2022 5:38PM
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jakeordie
Posts: 664 - Karma: 3,277
weatcoastTails- downhill.
Women- 0.

Tails before tail
Nov 13 2022 6:09PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 38,241
Rookie strat tbh, everyone knows skiing as fast as you can into a fence and then asking the gorl out is the superior, proven method for success.
Nov 13 2022 7:01PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
AbiHThis is true. That’s my requirement for me going out with someone. Can confirm

hahahaha

how many guys did you date after they skied switch in front of you?
Nov 13 2022 8:36PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3670 - Karma: -11,690
now skiing backwards down moguls... then you'll PULL like no one's business
Nov 13 2022 8:45PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,358
b00mSkishow many guys did you date after they skied switch in front of you?


I was too busy skiing switch to see any guys skiing switch so….
Nov 14 2022 2:26AM
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swherity
Posts: 248 - Karma: 1,561
clindblomskierMy ass just imagined putting skins on backwards and moonwalking up the skin track


please actually do this
Nov 14 2022 3:52AM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 12,285
weatcoastI’m the exception.



Tails- downhill.
Women- 0.


can't miss if you don't shoot playa
Nov 14 2022 10:32AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6437 - Karma: 74,337
rojo.grandecan't miss if you don't shoot playa


Oh I be shooting like my last name McGavin alright
Nov 14 2022 11:25AM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 12,285
weatcoastOh I be shooting like my last name McGavin alright


id highly recommend a healthy mix of considerate and dickhead... seems to do the trick for me anyways
Nov 15 2022 9:47AM
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Sendymcgee420
Posts: 7 - Karma: 17
switchlip2Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope


Jeez I bet you’re fun
Nov 15 2022 1:17PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3670 - Karma: -11,690
Sendymcgee420Jeez I bet you’re fun


he was probably joking
Nov 15 2022 2:25PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
SteezyYeeterhe was probably joking

idk bro I think he's just a gaper
Nov 17 2022 2:07AM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 14,278
I ski with a pillow for my mom
Nov 17 2022 2:59PM
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Jibgurl
Posts: 35 - Karma: 345
b00mSkisimpressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch. did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? i bet not, cause no girl will turn you down if you ski switch.

No like yeah
Oct 16 2023 7:43PM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
StellagoliaNo like yeah


just checked the IG, you're way too hot to be hanging around here. You are in danger RUN NOW!!
Oct 16 2023 7:58PM
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skierman
Posts: 8400 - Karma: 7,894
3maniajust checked the IG, you're way too hot to be hanging around here. You are in danger RUN NOW!!


Oh look, another horny boy hitting on a female NS member. Fuck off, you desperate POS.
Oct 17 2023 10:30AM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
skiermanOh look, another horny boy hitting on a female NS member. Fuck off, you desperate POS.


nah, I think I'll stay here and hit on this girl. Here's a shot of me skiing switch just to emphasize the fact you have no content troll boy.
Oct 17 2023 10:49AM
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skierman
Posts: 8400 - Karma: 7,894
3manianah, I think I'll stay here and hit on this girl. Here's a shot of me skiing switch just to emphasize the fact you have no content troll boy.


"I'm so cool, look at me skiing backwards with horrible style!" hahahahahahaha
Oct 17 2023 1:23PM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
skierman"I'm so cool, look at me skiing backwards with horrible style!" hahahahahahaha


skierman is like Herpes. you were doing something fun then he came along and now you can't get rid of him. Also what the fuck could a loser like you possibly know about style. Your whole life is a sad attempt to bring others down to your pathetic level.
Oct 17 2023 1:37PM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
perhaps you can show us your style
Oct 17 2023 1:41PM
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PartyBullshiit
Posts: 4321 - Karma: 19,522
3maniaskierman is like Herpes. you were doing something fun then he came along and now you can't get rid of him. Also what the fuck could a loser like you possibly know about style. Your whole life is a sad attempt to bring others down to your pathetic level.



Oct 17 2023 1:41PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2404 - Karma: 8,724
3maniajust checked the IG, you're way too hot to be hanging around here. You are in danger RUN NOW!!


hahahaha go back to reddit you loser 🤣
Oct 17 2023 1:41PM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
GrapeHunterhahahaha go back to reddit you loser 🤣


I've been around here way longer than you. I'll post whatever the fuck I want, wherever the fuck I feel like. hahaha, loser
Oct 17 2023 1:57PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2404 - Karma: 8,724
3maniaI've been around here way longer than you. I'll post whatever the fuck I want, wherever the fuck I feel like. hahaha, loser


oh my gosh I had no idea that you've been on this site for so long! let me bow down and hold ur nuts, if I may! lmao all you've proved is that you're just a creepy old man pervin on young chicks hahahaha
Oct 17 2023 2:05PM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
GrapeHunteroh my gosh I had no idea that you've been on this site for so long! let me bow down and hold ur nuts, if I may! lmao all you've proved is that you're just a creepy old man pervin on young chicks hahahaha


just because you've never talked to a girl, don't get mad when someone else does. I wonder if the girl in question minded? spoiler: she didn't.
Oct 17 2023 3:18PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2404 - Karma: 8,724
3maniajust because you've never talked to a girl, don't get mad when someone else does. I wonder if the girl in question minded? spoiler: she didn't.




nice post u creepin old man!!! maybe bring your age range up to the 60's when ur on the internet 👍
Oct 17 2023 4:45PM
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skierman
Posts: 8400 - Karma: 7,894
3maniajust because you've never talked to a girl, don't get mad when someone else does. I wonder if the girl in question minded? spoiler: she didn't.


I bet you PM every pink name on here.
Oct 17 2023 4:52PM
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