Replying to Boycott toilet paper

What’s up Newschoolers, I know it’s been a bit but I have really been thinking about the toilet paper industry. In my opinion it’s just a way for the Government to tax us without us knowing, if you look at the facts toilet paper was originally patented in 1857 one year after (Democrat) James Buchanan was elected as president. The same James Buchanan that supported the states in being able to choose if they wanted slavery.

Also what do democrats love? TAXES! Since then toilet paper is now a 15.29 billion dollar industry that we now see as essential! How did people survive before 1857 if toilet paper didn’t exist? Again the Government is taxing us almost daily by our need of “hygiene” especially wiping🙄

Ever since I found out about these facts I can’t bring myself to wipe, common tactics are either shower or just standing up and walking away. After about week 2 you will really see a difference as your body’s natural wiping abilities will kick in and you will get used to any smells.

I need support from the Newschoolers community if I want to topple this industry. Please try out the 🚫no wiping gang🚫 for just 2 weeks and see how it feels, we can’t let things like this become forgotten or else the government will gain too much power over us the people! Stick it to Uncle Sam and we’ll show them where the true power come from!