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lil.Boye
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I have recently started to conspire that lizarnpeople are trying to take over skiing.

the one that gave it away was Alex Hackel. first off, no one gets that good naturally as a human. but as a lizard???
he have also been posting suspiciously much on instagram, which is work of the most famous lizardperson, Mark Zucc.
This video Alex posted looks a bit sus, i feel like he is going to tell me that he is smoking some meats.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1053760/312829258-6226945917336028-6694049079040447822-n-mp4
so what do you think? is Alex a part of the lizardpeople and working with Mark Zucc to take over skiing through instagram reels?
and who else might be involved in this? The bunch is pretty fond of the reels, seems weird.
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Oct 28 2022 7:32AM
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powpatrol
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 11,068
what colour eyes he got
Oct 28 2022 7:47AM
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TournevisRond
Posts: 458 - Karma: 5,169
amogus
Oct 28 2022 8:09AM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,541
"Alex was an imposter"
Oct 28 2022 8:11AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7208 - Karma: 63,565
He wasn’t this way until he spent all that time in Sweden. One might think you’re a lizard man too and it’s a conspiracy by Scandinavia. Is it a coincidence skink and Scandinavia sound similar? Me thinks not 🤔
Oct 28 2022 8:42AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2734 - Karma: 12,503
BradFiAusNzCoCaHe wasn’t this way until he spent all that time in Sweden. One might think you’re a lizard man too and it’s a conspiracy by Scandinavia. Is it a coincidence skink and Scandinavia sound similar? Me thinks not 🤔


THIS PAINTING WAS FOUND IN AN ANCIENT VIKING TOMB!

THE NAME OF THE PAINTING IS CALLED HACKEL!



COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

**This post was edited on Oct 28th 2022 at 9:47:13am
Oct 28 2022 9:45AM
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 821 - Karma: 11,563
Go to Hackel’s YouTube and peep the track selection on his ON3P pro model announcement video. 🦎🦎🦎
Oct 28 2022 9:47AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2734 - Karma: 12,503
Goretex_VidalGo to Hackel’s YouTube and peep the track selection on his ON3P pro model announcement video. 🦎🦎🦎


OHEMMGEE IT SAYS "TAKE A LIZARD" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS BUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE!
Oct 28 2022 9:52AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12542 - Karma: 116,790
Systems g/flex 650 epoxyless behavior
Oct 28 2022 12:05PM
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Diub
Posts: 30 - Karma: 326
I once saw Alex Hackel drag a screaming man into a dark room. He told me not to tell anyone and I haven’t. I’m now very wealthy.
Oct 28 2022 5:07PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6955 - Karma: 25,214
lizarns are reading this post OP
Oct 28 2022 5:31PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2734 - Karma: 12,503
OregonDeadlizarns are reading this post OP


AAAARGH! I'M FREAKING OUT! THE PARANOIA IS KILLING ME, I NOW LIVE IN A CAVE AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION TO HIDE FROM THE LIZARDPEOPLE. I HAVE NOT SLEPT THE PAST 48 HOURS!!
Oct 28 2022 6:20PM
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jake_s
Posts: 385 - Karma: 3,808
AP no doubt
Oct 28 2022 11:31PM
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