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My room smells like monster energy

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BigmoneyMatt
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I been on a Monster™ binge for like 4 or 5 days, got like at least 20 cans here and fuck man it's gotten so bad when I walk in my room I can smell the Monster™. Like dude that's not right, someones personal space shouldn't smell like Monster™ but like it does and I dont know what to do, I literally can't stop drinking them and I'm starting to dislike the stench. Even my car is starting to have a Monstrous odor. I don't know what to do man.

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Oct 19 2022 8:34PM
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MichiganCatFart
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KYLE!, I told you to get those old monster cans out of you're rooms for weeks, now it smells TERRIBLE!

-DAD!
sent from my John deer 850r lawn tractor
Oct 19 2022 8:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Mine smells like dirty socks.
Oct 19 2022 8:43PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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DeebieSkeebiesMine smells like dirty socks.


Thankfully the Monsters have a more viscous scent. It's like a natural Febreze, except the monsters come with fruit flys.
Oct 19 2022 8:48PM
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WoFIowz
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Op go clean out your Camaro ffs
Oct 20 2022 12:32PM
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GrapeHunter
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i kno ur bumass drinking them full sugar shits, the ultras dont get sticky and dont attract bugs u tard
Oct 20 2022 1:46PM
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ChadThundercock
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My cum smells like monster energy or doritos - get over it its just part of the game
Oct 20 2022 3:31PM
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profa_212
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My room smelled like 4locos and 40s for a week or so after doing sidewalk slammers with my buddies back in grad school. Searched everywhere for the smell and finally found out my buddy drunk as hell dropped his and it rolled under my bed behind some gear. horrid

I wouldn't wish that next morning hangover+smell combination on my worst enemy.
Oct 20 2022 3:40PM
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theabortionator
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Think about what your internal organs smell like
Oct 20 2022 4:06PM
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Jacobthesadskier
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Mine smells like sadness and tears.

:)
Oct 20 2022 5:29PM
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dwt802
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Well it’s a good thing you’re not drinking water instead
Oct 20 2022 5:47PM
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Lippamani
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Dirty laundry and unicorns
Oct 20 2022 6:16PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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bedroom looking like

Oct 20 2022 6:21PM
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iH8pow
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O ya for sure bud. I’ve had a streak of one/day for a week its bad, except it feels like more since i dont finish it, put it in fridge overnight finish in morning, then crack one in the afternoon, rinse and repeat. I know it makes no sense like serial killer shit just how it is lol
Oct 21 2022 12:30AM
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GayWolf420
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TRVP_ANGELbedroom looking like




When she asks to see your room.
Oct 21 2022 12:42AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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theLiquorO ya for sure bud. I’ve had a streak of one/day for a week its bad, except it feels like more since i dont finish it, put it in fridge overnight finish in morning, then crack one in the afternoon, rinse and repeat. I know it makes no sense like serial killer shit just how it is lol


Ya ur weird bud. I pound 1 back the second I wake up then another for the afternoon and typically 1 right before bed so I have more energy when I'm having ski dreams.
Oct 21 2022 10:29AM
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swherity
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What flavors are you Drinking? personally I recommend mango loco or an ultra fiesta
Oct 21 2022 11:01AM
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PsychicMigration
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this gives me 14 year old vibes
Oct 21 2022 1:32PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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swherityWhat flavors are you Drinking? personally I recommend mango loco or an ultra fiesta


Nothing but the best regular flavoured Monster

Heres a clip of me drinking some...
Oct 21 2022 5:54PM
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iH8pow
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Hell yea brother!!
ReformedBYa ur weird bud. I pound 1 back the second I wake up then another for the afternoon and typically 1 right before bed so I have more energy when I'm having ski dreams.
Oct 25 2022 3:26PM
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theabortionator
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Monster cans are super fucking thin. I got 2 for free and i bought a 3rd one. They all punctured.

Maybe the universe was telling me to drink s beer instead.

I've never seen cans catch a leak the way monsters seem to.
Oct 25 2022 3:44PM
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