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Skier Dreams/Nightmares

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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I had a dream I was skiing early season last night. They had some thin rails and shotguns but I had skis with razor sharp edges. The horror.

Post your weird skiing related dreams here
Oct 19 2022 11:37AM
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powpatrol
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shredding with my pals then just sent a roller way to far to flat and my brand new pow skis snapped like 30cm in front of the binding completely straight like someone had cut through them horizontally.
Oct 19 2022 1:09PM
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LOOK_at_me
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I had a dream that jets were real.
Oct 19 2022 2:16PM
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nCrow
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Had a dream recently that I got put on academic probation my last semester of law school, then decided to say fuck it and go skiing at Mammoth instead of finishing. Ended by launching a booter into a lake at the bottom of the run
Oct 19 2022 3:26PM
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weastcoat
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It’s always sending a jump so far that you land beyond the parking lot or it’s opening day and you get to the hill but you can’t seem to find your gear
Oct 19 2022 5:17PM
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jompcock
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weatcoastIt’s always sending a jump so far that you land beyond the parking lot


This is a reoccurring nightmare for me. I always have my boots completely unbuckled and gap the entire park/land in the parking lot. I never remember hitting the ground either.
Oct 19 2022 5:28PM
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_money
Posts: 186 - Karma: 1,384
once hit a jump and could not land. the homies were like "let us know where you land we will pick you up" as I started getting higher, shit was terrifying lmao
Oct 19 2022 5:59PM
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RyanG603
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I have a recurring dream mountain that is a mix of a few mountains I’ve skied, and it’s started to show up in my dreams again. Season is right around the corner.
Oct 19 2022 6:26PM
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junior1derful
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had a dream i was lapping a park similar to the summer park on hood (tline/windells) but instead of a volcano it was on an astroid. i vividly remember realizing it was a dream and in the moment i could look around while riding the lift and watch people riding. when i got off the lift i remember doing about half a lap before i woke up. was so bummed when i woke up haha. this is the only lucid dream i've ever had

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2022 at 7:32:42pm
Oct 19 2022 7:32PM
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GayWolf420
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Hitting a jump and then floating all the way into space
Oct 19 2022 8:22PM
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Klinger07
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Spring slvsh day and it kept getting hotter and the snow turned into complete water and the mountain was a lake.
Oct 19 2022 8:33PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Bro I had a dream I was all up in my homies bussy farts clappin' and shit
Oct 19 2022 8:37PM
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stone__
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ReformedBBro I had a dream I was all up in my homies bussy farts clappin' and shit


dawg wtf
Oct 19 2022 8:54PM
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Klinger07
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ReformedBBro I had a dream I was all up in my homies bussy farts clappin' and shit


Outta pocket
Oct 19 2022 8:59PM
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simontheskiboi
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I dreamed I was competing in a big air at momentum, and for some reason I wouldn't drop in because my skis weren't detuned? all kinda wack considering how mid I am at skiing.
Oct 19 2022 9:59PM
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GayWolf420
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My worst nightmare came to fruition last season when I was super hungover one day before skiing and drove all the way up to Snowbird only to realize I left my boots in my driveway at home.
Oct 19 2022 10:03PM
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stone__
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it’s always me flying past the landing of the jump by like 10 ft and landing completely flat and i feel the pain before i hit the ground but i always wake up before i actually land
Oct 20 2022 2:26AM
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oldmanski
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I just had a dream I was on the chairlift with a stranger smoking a J. I didnt do any skiing before I woke up but I had the taste of weed in my mouth. So weird since I havent smoked in awhile.
Oct 20 2022 8:19AM
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freestyler540
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A fun, but rare reoccuring dream is that I was a Timberline around springtime and having a jump session. I straight line the inrun and lauch a super slow rodeo 7 critical.
Then I remember watching Mark Abma in In Deep recently and thats where the dream came from. From that day on, I wanna try a slow rotating rodeo 7 critical on a booter.
Oct 20 2022 9:09AM
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sickjukes87
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A single seat lift in a wind storm going up a cliff or overshooting a jump so far I end up in Lake Michigan
Oct 20 2022 12:22PM
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ajbski
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I keep having to relive getting buried in my dreams.

happens whenever I fall asleep with a pillow over my head.
Oct 20 2022 12:45PM
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GratefulShred
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Best one I've ever had was skiing pow uphill. The mountain was laid out like an SSX game where every jump sent you 200 ft. too.
Oct 20 2022 1:56PM
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kflobutler
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I had a nightmare that I went to college in ohio then in became reality.
Oct 20 2022 2:16PM
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Gourd
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kflobutlerI had a nightmare that I went to college in ohio then in became reality.

Felt
Oct 20 2022 4:26PM
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KilaTsunami
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Only ever had 2 lucid ski dreams and they were incredible

I had one where my skis shot me up into space and I was boosting and flipping around weightless like a rocket league car. 10/10

Other I was way more aware in so I spawned Ahall in and followed him thru a weird conglomerate of every park I’ve ever ripped. I tried to cork 7 after him and I did, but I kept on spinning after I hit the landing and fell thru the ground and into space. I unfortunately woke up after that. Also 10/10

Sounds like bullshit, yes. but I don’t get a thrill out of lying to people. I deadass spawned Ahall.
Oct 21 2022 8:31AM
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Gourd
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KilaTsunamiI kept on spinning after I hit the landing and fell thru the ground and into space.

shredsauce moment
Oct 21 2022 9:24AM
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Gourd
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I had my first one last night, I was riding super backseated and I couldn’t turn right. I hit this side booter, but lost both my skis when I landed.
Oct 21 2022 9:26AM
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KilaTsunami
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Gourdshredsauce moment


Deadass what it felt like
Oct 21 2022 9:33AM
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PsychicMigration
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jompcockThis is a reoccurring nightmare for me. I always have my boots completely unbuckled and gap the entire park/land in the parking lot. I never remember hitting the ground either.


This happens to me too, for some reason its usually at wildcat which doesn't make much since. However its more an anti gravity feel and I manage to stomp so its enjoyable.
Oct 21 2022 11:28AM
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Farmville420
Posts: 4708 - Karma: 60,516
when I was 8 I had a dream I fell off a building and when I hit the ground, instead of waking up in a panic, I just died and the rest of the dream was a black void it was fucked
Oct 21 2022 11:42AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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nCrowHad a dream recently that I got put on academic probation my last semester of law school, then decided to say fuck it and go skiing at Mammoth instead of finishing. Ended by launching a booter into a lake at the bottom of the run


sounds like my reality kinda. academic probation and just shredding
Oct 21 2022 11:46AM
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fregoso
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scariest dream was walmart man trying to steal my wife
Oct 23 2022 2:22AM
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Slowbro
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I have dreams where I'm skiing rails. Once in a dream I was hitting a fat down flat at Windells, and there was a guy frozen on the middle of the rail. I collided with him very slowly, and he kind of despawned (I don't know how to describe this but it looked like a model in a video game despawning). I then did a front swap to the slowest, floatest pretzel 6 ever. It took a good 4 seconds.

I've also had dreams where I pick up a wind current and float on it. I don't have perfect control when I'm flying in dreams, I act more like a glider than a bird or a plane. In skiing dreams like this I'll be ripping down a run and decide to fly a couple hundred feet and land all chill in the village.
Oct 23 2022 2:48AM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 286 - Karma: 1,605
The lifty life midnight illusion dropped me in at top chedda of favorite lift when all of a sudden, everyone turned into zombies doing the holiday rush and I was stuck in the shack with my skis on before closing. Stuff suuuuuuucked but it twas sick
Sep 19 2023 4:43PM
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M.M
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i had a dream i came in super hot and gapped from L3 take off (king) to L4 landing (kong) in blackpark at whistler, shit was dope
Sep 19 2023 8:59PM
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