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Remember to skip school to steal pipes from the pool

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swherity
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dont waste time after school to build a setup take your local ginger to the nearest public pool and help him get his first pipe
Oct 13 2022 12:10PM
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weastcoat
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Dude what
Oct 13 2022 12:17PM
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steez_apprentice
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word?
Oct 13 2022 12:45PM
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Andi_G
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if you put a mattress in a pool it takes a crane to get it out
Oct 13 2022 12:54PM
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zoots_place
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this is true, I was his local ginger
Oct 13 2022 1:19PM
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olddirty
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I want what your smoking
Oct 13 2022 1:34PM
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TroyBallsack
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op reminiscing about his times with dylan manley
Oct 13 2022 2:17PM
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hoodratz47
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No you goober. If you put a crane in a mattress, it takes a pool to get it out.
AndrewGravesSVif you put a mattress in a pool it takes a crane to get it out
Oct 13 2022 7:21PM
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tdollo
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hoodratz47No you goober. If you put a crane in a mattress, it takes a pool to get it out.


What if you got a mattress up your ass?
Oct 13 2022 7:33PM
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Raf.Diaz.
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Great thread
Oct 13 2022 8:24PM
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jompcock
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Idk stealing catalytic converters seems a lot easier. The big lifted trucks are just begging you to climb under with a reciprocating saw and they have the most valuable metal anyway. High school parking lots are the easiest targets since they'll probably be gone for the day.
Oct 13 2022 10:12PM
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Schoess
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I think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough
Oct 13 2022 11:14PM
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Farmville420
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This hit home
Oct 14 2022 12:29AM
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Lenny-
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SchoessI think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough

Semi truck drivers are the backbone of America, idk why people always gotta talk shit about em.
Oct 14 2022 2:54AM
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tdollo
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LenntSemi truck drivers are the backbone of America, idk why people always gotta talk shit about em.


Revision truck on the way to deliver your skis
Oct 14 2022 3:17AM
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HaydenB
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im there
Oct 14 2022 9:05AM
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ski_salmon69
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getting piped by the local ginger? count me in 😀
Oct 14 2022 9:25AM
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TreeJam
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SchoessI think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough


Why would you determine someone’s toughness based on the size of their truck?
Oct 14 2022 12:32PM
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hoodratz47
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You sleep where you shit I guess
tdolloWhat if you got a mattress up your ass?
Oct 14 2022 1:06PM
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Schoess
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TreeJamWhy would you determine someone’s toughness based on the size of their truck?


Because that's what they want you to think
Oct 14 2022 1:20PM
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snowfinder
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SchoessI think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough


human peacocks
Oct 14 2022 1:36PM
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beepbeepski
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skip school, sell the useless copper from inside your walls instead
Oct 14 2022 1:43PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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beepbeepskiskip school, sell the useless copper from inside your walls instead


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1052528/Trailer-Park-Boys-Ray---Ripping-your-plumbing-for-liquor-money-is-F-ed
Oct 14 2022 2:23PM
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TreeJam
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SchoessBecause that's what they want you to think


Hahaha maybe some people
Oct 14 2022 5:18PM
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GayWolf420
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SchoessBecause that's what they want you to think

Honestly though truck boys arent that much different than skiers with Daddy footing the bill for everything
Oct 14 2022 7:19PM
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Schoess
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Similar in existence, different in outward ego before you even meet them haha
DeebieSkeebiesHonestly though truck boys arent that much different than skiers with Daddy footing the bill for everything
Oct 14 2022 10:21PM
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Schoess
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I'm sensing you drive a lifted truck...
TreeJamHahaha maybe some people
Oct 14 2022 10:22PM
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Lippamani
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Maybe your forgetting the fact that some people actually USE there truck for work. And I'm not judging anyone for putting a little money into the back bone of there income. Sounds to me like truck haters are sad they drive a rusty Mazda to there desk job and are jealous.
Oct 15 2022 12:22AM
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Slowbro
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LippamaniMaybe your forgetting the fact that some people actually USE there truck for work. And I'm not judging anyone for putting a little money into the back bone of there income. Sounds to me like truck haters are sad they drive a rusty Mazda to there desk job and are jealous.


Nah it’s cause most people drive a newish f150 to their desk job in some areas.
Oct 15 2022 1:11AM
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Schoess
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Real work is done with work vans my guy. Trucks are a less usable form of a work van. Also I'm not talking about fleet vehicles. I'm talking about 6inch body lift with mud tires but he has 22"s on it so it sounds like an airplane droning onroad and can't really go off-road.

Also the truck needs critical maintenance items but they order underflow LED's instead type beat
LippamaniMaybe your forgetting the fact that some people actually USE there truck for work. And I'm not judging anyone for putting a little money into the back bone of there income. Sounds to me like truck haters are sad they drive a rusty Mazda to there desk job and are jealous.
Oct 15 2022 1:21AM
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TreeJam
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SchoessI'm sensing you drive a lifted truck...


Nah I can’t afford a lift. Small truck and I do use it for truck things!
Oct 15 2022 1:34AM
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Schoess
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Hell yeah, small trucks go hard
TreeJamNah I can’t afford a lift. Small truck and I do use it for truck things!
Oct 15 2022 1:42AM
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Biffbarf
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I have a HUGE truck and an extra medium dick. Wait what were we talking about again
Oct 15 2022 2:54AM
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r00kie
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Lifted cars > lifted trucks.

Anyone here have a lifted Honda Element? Cause that's sick.
Oct 15 2022 8:44AM
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