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tdollo
Posts: 3796 - Karma: 18,761
Prodigy 0.0 - If you like doing zero tricks, and pull zero chicks, faction has your back
Mantra 106 - Wife #3 and looking to take your anger out on the slopes? Here's the ski for you
QST 98 - Never spoken to a woman?
Vision 108 - I'm having a vision and I see lot's of warranties in your future
ARV 96 - Is that gondola on fire or are they hotboxing it again
Any DPS - What colour is your tesla?


Show me what you got
Oct 10 2022 7:29PM
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nickssucks
Posts: 47 - Karma: 965
Vishnu Wet- I'm gonna move out of my mom's basement next year, I swear.
Oct 10 2022 7:40PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,537
head - the equivalent of owning a wavestorm
Oct 10 2022 7:57PM
32 2
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VV.XTREME
Posts: 496 - Karma: 3,026
Jskis - the equivalent of owning a Rasta wave storm
DummyBearshead - the equivalent of owning a wavestorm
Oct 10 2022 8:22PM
54 0
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 12,360
jet skis: ţ̴̺̇͠ḣ̷̦̳̚ē̸̱̯̺̂s̶̫̅ę̷͇͔̠͓̣̘͓̫́̄͑͑͒͑̎͋̄̋ͅ ̶̢̛̟͙͇͚̘͛͑̓̽̌̏͝ṣ̴̻͌̇̂̀̄k̷̡̝̀́i̶̪̺̣͊̃̃͊̀̽̂͛̍̿s̷̈́̏̋͛͒͜͝ ̸̢̡̢̰̣̯́̋̓͊ą̴̣̰̰͙̩̩͖̝̘̇͗̾́̇͛̐̎r̶̛̲̯̣̬̮̥͔̀͝ę̶̳̰̗͚͑͆̌̓͘ ̴̢̲̞͔̝͍̱͇͙̌s̴̥̣̯̽͛̈̈ö̸͓͕͔̦̺̗́̓̏̈́̃̽̊͌͜ ̸̧̪͔̝̺̥͇̪͈̜̉̔͐͋̅̐̀̅̔͝c̶̡̨̛̘̼̜͔͈̹̈́̄͜͝ͅợ̴͗̉̒̓̊̐̏̆͝ŕ̶̠̱͚̰̅̉͗̅̆͝͝ͅȩ̶̛̭͈̝̺̪̬̞̰̈̔̎̀́͠ͅ,̸̳͕̞̼͐̀͊̂͊͌̌̏̚ ̶̧͉̣̰̱̝̜̟̔͘͜b̶̨̗̪͔̥̗̫̬̞̩̏̑u̸̡̹̯͓͓̍̓ẗ̴̨̫͎͉͕̭́́͠ͅ ̶̡̲͎͔̱͂̾́̀d̵͈͈̻͈̞̔̀͠ͅo̸͚͗͒̍͑͒͗͜n̴̤̣̓͆̒̏̋̂͑̋̅͠'̸̜̤͚͉͇̪͊͂̒t̷͈͖̝̲̳͑͌̐̎̔̀̏͘͠͝ ̴͐̄͝ͅt̸̻̣͎͈̬̣͕̞̜̎͌̓͒̑̌̑̌͆͘e̷̢̻̩̫͚̤͚̿̇̒̾̑̎̊͜͜͝l̸̙̬̣͚̫̭̔̃̍̽̇̑͠ľ̵̛̮̫̈́̓̔͑̽͝ ̶̡͔̻̘̯̙̭͖̤̏̀̂́̈͝ạ̴̪̫̯̥͕̉͐͛̉̈͒͘ẏ̶̡̧̧̹̱̠̏͜ͅó̴̡̢͈͇̗̭̻̗̾̽̓̎̿͝ņ̶̛̱̩̬͉̅͗̾̈́̏͊͂̈́̚͜ȇ̸̢̞͖̦̮̫͔͙͔͋̒̆̈́̚̚
Oct 10 2022 9:29PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 74,258
1000 skis: I’m paying twice as much as already-expensive skis for some red blends just to save .001 cubic meter of emissions!!


armada: my skis are super sick but the sidewalls are made with Lego plastic so it’s chill
Oct 10 2022 9:55PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3257 - Karma: 32,126
HG Skis: Labatt Blue

Revision Skis: You’re skis are on their way, be patient!

Line: 3 pairs, one season, hope you like them

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 10:17:52pm
Oct 10 2022 10:14PM
46 0
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mookieman
Posts: 1 - Karma: 61
Moment: You’re likely a member of the Church of Scientology, too
Oct 10 2022 10:32PM
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Knapzach
Posts: 471 - Karma: 5,147
Icelantic- you're either on beat nomad 95/105s or just in it for the art
Oct 10 2022 10:41PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 11,902
Black crows- touring boots and pin bindings are every bit as good for resort days as alpine setups and I saved 140 grams!

any Rossi pow ski- when I was your age, we didn’t have double tip skis but if we did, I’m sure I could have done a triple helicopter
Oct 10 2022 10:50PM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 714 - Karma: 3,219
ON3P - I got tired of breaking Lines and Armadas
Oct 10 2022 10:57PM
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Schoess
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 25,006
ON3P Jeffery 102: There is nothing I am not good at
Oct 10 2022 11:44PM
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Pablo_Sanchez
Posts: 698 - Karma: 5,552
Volkl bash 86/revolt 90: got airbag practice at 6 tomorrow, gotta polish those mute 16s
Oct 10 2022 11:52PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4752 - Karma: 73,081
Vishnu Wide 189- be a unique core skier by getting the same ski as every other unique core skier
Oct 11 2022 12:23AM
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SupremeChairlift
Posts: 303 - Karma: 3,874
Whatever skis I'm riding - You're 24 years old and still too scared to talk to pretty girls

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2022 at 12:28:09am
Oct 11 2022 12:26AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9401 - Karma: 68,893
Armada ARV 106/faction Candide 2.0-you absolutely tear up all mountain freestyle skiing
Oct 11 2022 12:50AM
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Bentchettyjack
Posts: 11 - Karma: 130
Bent Chetler 120s- you think you ride the same lines and throw tricks like the pros but spend your days carving groomers with your step children
Oct 11 2022 1:11AM
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TreeJam
Posts: 352 - Karma: 3,337
Sego bighorn: makes the whole mountain a playground
Oct 11 2022 1:34AM
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tdollo
Posts: 3796 - Karma: 18,761
Vishnu Wet 189cm - You took advice from Newschoolers and think skiing without poles is "swerve"
Oct 11 2022 5:15AM
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Ball_Sacker
Posts: 127 - Karma: 1,088
bent chetler mini- if the snow was deep enough i would backflip
Oct 11 2022 9:31AM
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BingPow
Posts: 572 - Karma: 5,574
DummyBearshead - the equivalent of owning a wavestorm


VV.XTREMEJskis - the equivalent of owning a Rasta wave storm


wavestorms are ill
Oct 11 2022 9:41AM
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,795
Nordica Enforcer- Beats wife back at the condo after 10 IPAs with the work buddies
Oct 11 2022 9:41AM
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bootspace
Posts: 394 - Karma: 3,327
elan ripstick- 40 years old and wanted a ski that could "rip groomers"
Oct 11 2022 10:02AM
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Freethaheel
Posts: 19 - Karma: 289
Freeheel life protector- I hope people can really tell I telemark
Oct 11 2022 10:21AM
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CharlieSutcliffe
Posts: 13 - Karma: 53
Misfit skis: core af and actually has a claim to be on the wave “before it was cool” kuz you preordered
Oct 11 2022 10:25AM
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TroyBallsack
Posts: 586 - Karma: 11,319
honeybadger - you are either sponsored or its your first time park skiing
Oct 11 2022 11:10AM
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VV.XTREME
Posts: 496 - Karma: 3,026
I agree
BingPowwavestorms are ill
Oct 11 2022 11:27AM
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Chunderface
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 9,933
Moment: you post on r/skiing and might...just might own a Ruroc.
Oct 11 2022 11:46AM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 11,902
BentchettyjackBent Chetler 120s- you think you ride the same lines and throw tricks like the pros but spend your days carving groomers with your step children


haha nice. i was trying hard to think of a good one for the chetlers but i think you nailed it better than i would have
Oct 11 2022 11:48AM
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IsaacNW82
Posts: 769 - Karma: 6,693
Season Kin - For the aging freestyle skier who hasn't spun more than 3 this decade
Stockli Stormrider - How's retirement from ski racing going?
Any Gilson - How's 8th grade going?
Ultralight touring skis - Have a huge superiority complex but aren't actually that good at skiing? Try Backcountry!
Fat-ypus A-lotta - Circa 2008 ski technology that makes you look really cool when doing your 3 laps in Summit County before getting unbelievably crossfaded
WNDR skis - If you know nothing about material science but want to brag to your friends about the fancy materials in your skis!
Oct 11 2022 11:53AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12521 - Karma: 116,362
Surface Outsider: these arent skis
Oct 11 2022 11:54AM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
Salomon - you're still here?
Oct 11 2022 12:24PM
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ZachRyan
Posts: 332 - Karma: 2,279
VV.XTREMEJskis - the equivalent of owning a Rasta wave storm


I dont even rasta dude
Oct 11 2022 12:30PM
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ZachRyan
Posts: 332 - Karma: 2,279
CharlieSutcliffeMisfit skis: core af and actually has a claim to be on the wave “before it was cool” kuz you preordered


lol Charlie. We know the misfit boys have something good going, gotta hope they can turn a profit and not dump their life savings into a indie ski brand.
Oct 11 2022 12:47PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 61,567
Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack
Oct 11 2022 12:51PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,537
Libtech - skis made by a surfboard company
Oct 11 2022 1:00PM
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mott
Posts: 258 - Karma: 2,100
Farmville420Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack


best description
Oct 11 2022 1:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37549 - Karma: 121,729
Black Crows: Lets go wait around for Mineral Basin to open for 4 hours.
Oct 11 2022 1:37PM
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ProfessorOak
Posts: 125 - Karma: 1,255
Any nerdica enforcers ever - snowbird gear review reader starter pack
Oct 11 2022 3:41PM
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KCoCM
Posts: 963 - Karma: 8,787
Farmville420Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack


I was def gunna give poachers a go if someone hadnt already done it XD
Oct 11 2022 6:30PM
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KCoCM
Posts: 963 - Karma: 8,787
i feel like jeffrey 102s are: "i swear these rip in the park bro I just havent had the chance yet this year since the mountain has just been so fire, you know?"
Oct 11 2022 6:34PM
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VV.XTREME
Posts: 496 - Karma: 3,026
ZachRyanI dont even rasta dude


love you zach! good thing it aint the regular wavestorm
Oct 11 2022 7:21PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 11,902
Hellbents- I swear pow skis were perfected in 2010: when rent was cheap, the only kind of carbonated drink was beer, and you could work all summer as a firefighter and live out of your Tacoma all winter, never washing your XL non-matching first drop gear because chicks dig dudes who don’t give a fuck and have 90s sleeping bag insulation dripping out of their torn pants.

Plus, I only ski pow switch cause I’m not a pussy
Oct 11 2022 7:32PM
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VV.XTREME
Posts: 496 - Karma: 3,026
Liberty helix: grouse mountain skier, NPC, flocks in groups of other helixers, *max moffat wannabe*
Oct 11 2022 7:55PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 7,773
any older surfaces - you mind if I bum a ride? I can spot you some of the worst shake you’ve ever smoked

custom park on3ps - I worked all summer at the law firm my dad owns to pay these off, thank you very much
Oct 11 2022 8:11PM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 22,294
SchoessON3P Jeffery 102: There is nothing I am not good at


Oct 12 2022 1:30AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
Full tilt boots- I got these because of no shin bang and Tom Wallisch.

K2 boots- I got these because it’s what my boot fitter recommended.
Oct 12 2022 2:24AM
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EmbraceTheSPEEED
Posts: 39 - Karma: 279
S.J.WFull tilt boots- I got these because of no shin bang and Tom Wallisch.

K2 boots- I got these because it’s what my boot fitter recommended.

Do boot fitters usually recommend K2 boots? If so, why?
Oct 12 2022 10:01AM
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Chunderface
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 9,933
SlidingIsFunDo boot fitters usually recommend K2 boots? If so, why?


Oh look, its Abomber
Oct 12 2022 10:18AM
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Schoess
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 25,006
Ok, here's one....

Line Afterbang: only $300 because you get to buy 3 sets a season

Haha my homie rode a pair for like 2 years and they were legit a hazard to his health for over 1.5 of that. I realize it's an old ski but I remember them being pretty popular back in the day
Christian_Bale
Oct 12 2022 3:36PM
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macfive
Posts: 138 - Karma: 684
ARV106 - Think your sick as shit, but skip out on doing tricks.
Oct 12 2022 4:10PM
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