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Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

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Jems
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personally i use both methods but get the most satisfaction out of crumpling up since i take so many shits all the time
Sep 28 2022 1:11PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 28,733
crumple. if u fold that's when a hole breaks and you get a finger in
Sep 28 2022 1:14PM
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swherity
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whats wiping?
Sep 28 2022 1:16PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The Toilet scrubber technique
Sep 28 2022 1:35PM
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little1337
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bidet
Sep 28 2022 1:41PM
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GayWolf420
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I bandage it around my hand
Sep 28 2022 1:59PM
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Young_patty
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I twist mine into a rope and use it like floss.
Sep 28 2022 2:29PM
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Diub
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It depends. If the toilet paper is nice I’ll fold, if it’s sandpaper I’ll crumple it
Sep 28 2022 2:37PM
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dognutz
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i just use the whole roll
Sep 28 2022 2:39PM
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OFF3P
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My hands are good enough
Sep 28 2022 3:12PM
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Diub
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I don’t wipe cuz I don’t let shit bother me
Sep 28 2022 3:18PM
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Lemuel
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I have a bidet
Sep 28 2022 3:26PM
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Tamas
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CrunnchyPissFartcrumple. if u fold that's when a hole breaks and you get a finger in


If you have to use so much force that you rip through the paper, you have a different problem at hand...

Folding is the only way to go unless theres a bidet
Sep 28 2022 3:56PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Fold.

are you asking this because you also heard it on the inspiredandunemployed podcast?
Sep 28 2022 5:02PM
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mattytru
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Folding uses less paper

also works better
Sep 28 2022 11:01PM
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Pablo_Sanchez
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Fold and then lean to the side

If u reach from the front under the balls and gooch your weird
Sep 28 2022 11:45PM
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GrapeHunter
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if u crumple ur literally such a massive pussy bitch, thats what chicks do to wipe their flaps
Sep 28 2022 11:52PM
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oldmanski
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Fold and dab. Wiping hurts the hemorrhoid
Sep 29 2022 4:56AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Good luck with recovery. Those suck
oldmanskiFold and dab. Wiping hurts the hemorrhoid
Sep 29 2022 11:44AM
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Icant_kfed
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I don’t, I just use my fingers. Less waste, better for the environment, which makes skierman happy. Happy skierman means less posts in all capitol letters that nobody reads

**This post was edited on Sep 29th 2022 at 12:53:54pm
Sep 29 2022 12:53PM
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OFF3P
Posts: 324 - Karma: 2,358
Then lick your fingers 😋 infinite food hack
Sep 29 2022 12:55PM
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theabortionator
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Not gonna lie. Japan toilets lived up to the hype. Also the handicapped bathrooms at the airport had fold down bed table things like the doctors office. If you gotta fuck woth a wound it's perfect. Didn't get to see any more of Japan but I feel I got a good jist of the country 10/10
Sep 29 2022 1:57PM
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SavageBiff
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Fold n dab lightly, you assholes are all abusing your cornholes. follow up by a dab with wipes
Sep 29 2022 2:14PM
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Session
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Bidet, but crumplers are fucking monsters
Sep 29 2022 3:42PM
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MichiganCatFart
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Sep 29 2022 9:54PM
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maaattt
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Phlebotomist_Fold and then lean to the side

If u reach from the front under the balls and gooch your weird


My cousin does that
Sep 29 2022 9:57PM
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Lonely
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Fold 1000% anyone who doesn't fold is a detriment to society
Sep 29 2022 11:36PM
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dwt802
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How do you effectively fold when the shit doesn't have any squares and is sandpaper?
Sep 30 2022 7:57PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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James, tomorrow is October it's time to stop shit posting
Sep 30 2022 8:32PM
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iced
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CrunnchyPissFartcrumple. if u fold that's when a hole breaks and you get a finger in


I have this guys mom wipe my ass
Sep 30 2022 8:33PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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swheritywhats wiping?


Sep 30 2022 8:44PM
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Non_State_Actor
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dwt802How do you effectively fold when the shit doesn't have any squares and is sandpaper?


This sounds like a question that comes from people who can't determine where the center of a ski is. You just pull a length, double it over, then double it over again and you should have a roughly square pad of paper which to wipe your arse.
Oct 1 2022 3:25AM
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will.irwin
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who has the time to fold
Oct 1 2022 10:53AM
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Brule.
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If there’s a bidet I’ll always opt for that but with my current living situation I don’t have one, so I’m a folder.
Oct 1 2022 7:45PM
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