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Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

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Jems
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personally i use both methods but get the most satisfaction out of crumpling up since i take so many shits all the time
3 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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crumple. if u fold that's when a hole breaks and you get a finger in
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swherity
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whats wiping?
3 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The Toilet scrubber technique
3 years ago
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Mixy
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bidet
3 years ago
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GayWolf420
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I bandage it around my hand
3 years ago
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Young_patty
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I twist mine into a rope and use it like floss.
3 years ago
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Diub
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It depends. If the toilet paper is nice I’ll fold, if it’s sandpaper I’ll crumple it
3 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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i just use the whole roll
3 years ago
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OFF3P
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My hands are good enough
3 years ago
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Diub
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I don’t wipe cuz I don’t let shit bother me
3 years ago
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Lemuel
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I have a bidet
3 years ago
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Tamas
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CrunnchyPissFartcrumple. if u fold that's when a hole breaks and you get a finger in


If you have to use so much force that you rip through the paper, you have a different problem at hand...

Folding is the only way to go unless theres a bidet
3 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Fold.

are you asking this because you also heard it on the inspiredandunemployed podcast?
3 years ago
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mattytru
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Folding uses less paper

also works better
3 years ago
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Pablo_Sanchez
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Fold and then lean to the side

If u reach from the front under the balls and gooch your weird
3 years ago
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GrapeHunter
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if u crumple ur literally such a massive pussy bitch, thats what chicks do to wipe their flaps
3 years ago
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oldmanski
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Fold and dab. Wiping hurts the hemorrhoid
3 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Good luck with recovery. Those suck
oldmanskiFold and dab. Wiping hurts the hemorrhoid
3 years ago
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Icant_kfed
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I don’t, I just use my fingers. Less waste, better for the environment, which makes skierman happy. Happy skierman means less posts in all capitol letters that nobody reads

**This post was edited on Sep 29th 2022 at 12:53:54pm
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OFF3P
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Then lick your fingers 😋 infinite food hack
3 years ago
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theabortionator
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Not gonna lie. Japan toilets lived up to the hype. Also the handicapped bathrooms at the airport had fold down bed table things like the doctors office. If you gotta fuck woth a wound it's perfect. Didn't get to see any more of Japan but I feel I got a good jist of the country 10/10
3 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Fold n dab lightly, you assholes are all abusing your cornholes. follow up by a dab with wipes
3 years ago
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Session
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Bidet, but crumplers are fucking monsters
3 years ago
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MichiganCatFart
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3 years ago
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maaattt
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Phlebotomist_Fold and then lean to the side

If u reach from the front under the balls and gooch your weird


My cousin does that
3 years ago
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Lonely
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Fold 1000% anyone who doesn't fold is a detriment to society
3 years ago
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dwt802
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How do you effectively fold when the shit doesn't have any squares and is sandpaper?
3 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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James, tomorrow is October it's time to stop shit posting
3 years ago
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iced
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CrunnchyPissFartcrumple. if u fold that's when a hole breaks and you get a finger in


I have this guys mom wipe my ass
3 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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swheritywhats wiping?


3 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
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dwt802How do you effectively fold when the shit doesn't have any squares and is sandpaper?


This sounds like a question that comes from people who can't determine where the center of a ski is. You just pull a length, double it over, then double it over again and you should have a roughly square pad of paper which to wipe your arse.
3 years ago
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will.irwin
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who has the time to fold
3 years ago
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Brule.
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If there’s a bidet I’ll always opt for that but with my current living situation I don’t have one, so I’m a folder.
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