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GrapeHunter
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got up at 5:45am for a light 5 mile hike... ripped some serious farts the entire time. Just had a bowl of pub style chicken pot pie soup and blew a nice big fart. smelled just like my soup! any good farting activity lately from u guys??? feel free to share!
Sep 24 2022 11:24PM
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GayWolf420
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Keep on doing the lord's work, friend.
Sep 24 2022 11:27PM
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HiHowAreYou
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Get work texts at 8am from people regarding shit they needed to be doing 5 days ago
Fixed home computer boot issue
Now shit posting on NS

Going to go to gym shortly and then maybe a hike
Sep 25 2022 12:15PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2403 - Karma: 8,733
HiHowAreYouGet work texts at 8am from people regarding shit they needed to be doing 5 days ago
Fixed home computer boot issue
Now shit posting on NS

Going to go to gym shortly and then maybe a hike


love the sound of that! Blow any farts??
Sep 25 2022 5:01PM
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SlitherySnake
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had some of the most violently explosive diarrhea mixed with a fart earlier that was pretty intense so yeah
Sep 25 2022 6:16PM
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HiHowAreYou
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GrapeHunterlove the sound of that! Blow any farts??


couple. the hike was good.
Sep 25 2022 8:35PM
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GrapeHunter
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SlitherySnakehad some of the most violently explosive diarrhea mixed with a fart earlier that was pretty intense so yeah


damn that sounds like a good weekend. was it painful? stomach cramps?
Sep 26 2022 1:03AM
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SlitherySnake
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GrapeHunterdamn that sounds like a good weekend. was it painful? stomach cramps?

prior to letting loose i thought my stomach was going to explode
Sep 26 2022 1:33AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Farted onto my keyboard to type this post
Sep 26 2022 10:40AM
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VTshredder69
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This is one of my favorite threads, may ever.
Sep 26 2022 10:42AM
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swherity
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no one fucking cares
Sep 26 2022 1:18PM
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VTshredder69
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Broccoli farts are tremendous
Sep 26 2022 3:44PM
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GrapeHunter
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swherityno one fucking cares


FUCCKKKKK YOUUUU!!!!
Sep 26 2022 5:11PM
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GrapeHunter
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ReturnToMonkeyFarted onto my keyboard to type this post


crazy control!!! u often exercise with kegels??
Sep 26 2022 5:12PM
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Diub
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Fake story
Sep 26 2022 5:15PM
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little1337
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ReturnToMonkeyFarted onto my keyboard to type this post


An absolute treat to witness this
Sep 26 2022 5:27PM
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GrapeHunter
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DiubFake story


fake fart stories are not cool
Sep 26 2022 9:38PM
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