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I hate to brag but look at my Volkl Skis throwback collection

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skierman
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LOL jk, no one saves those pieces of shit.
Sep 15 2022 6:44AM
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Thegenericskier
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:(
Sep 15 2022 10:20AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Maybe you and Ahmet can compare your Volkl collections over telegram.
Sep 15 2022 10:23AM
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keagan.karstens
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Aren’t you an alcoholic
Sep 15 2022 11:08AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Skiierman couldn't turn a pair of katanas in 2009 and is still butt tickled by the looks of it
Sep 15 2022 11:15AM
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skierman
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keagan.karstensAren’t you an alcoholic


Well that's just insulting. I'm a connoisseur of alcoholic beverages.
Sep 15 2022 11:16AM
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creighton
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dammit skiierman
Sep 15 2022 3:07PM
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xonskier78
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Wow you are so cool, you fooled us.
Sep 15 2022 3:52PM
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hoodratz47
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What a silly goose you are
Sep 15 2022 4:23PM
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rudager
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You’re missing out if you don’t have a shed full of CMH Explosivs.




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Sep 15 2022 6:31PM
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snowmosexual
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best thread in years from skierman
Sep 15 2022 7:23PM
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ajbski
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Volkl had some iconic skis...

Original Katanas and kendos
the mid 2000s race tigers and mountains
The CMH and p series from the 90s

for those of you who clicked this thread in hopes of seeing some vintage volkls:








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GayWolf420
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Someone stop this crazy guy skierman! He's on the loose again!
Sep 15 2022 8:49PM
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skierman
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ajbskiVolkl had some iconic skis...

Original Katanas and kendos
the mid 2000s race tigers and mountains
The CMH and p series from the 90s

for those of you who clicked this thread in hopes of seeing some vintage volkls:










Fucking gross.
Sep 15 2022 8:49PM
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bertBertson
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skiermanLOL jk, no one saves those pieces of shit.


Nah check out these sweet mint condition 2015 Walls babyy 😍

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1050481/VID-20210324-184755-2-mp4
Sep 15 2022 8:53PM
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Slowbro
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ajbskiVolkl had some iconic skis...

Original Katanas and kendos
the mid 2000s race tigers and mountains
The CMH and p series from the 90s

for those of you who clicked this thread in hopes of seeing some vintage volkls:


Chopsticks too, I wanted these back in the day


Sep 15 2022 9:23PM
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Thegenericskier
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SlowbroChopsticks too, I wanted these back in the day




Would kill for some 2nd or 3rd gen chopsticks just for the graphic
Sep 15 2022 10:00PM
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Schoess
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Make a thread of your actual quiver? 👀
Sep 16 2022 12:23AM
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TroyBallsack
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SchoessMake a thread of your actual quiver? 👀




rare photo of skiermans quiver
Sep 16 2022 12:56PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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you guys should checkout his yurt throwback collection
Sep 16 2022 1:05PM
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Schoess
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I can't make fun of him or he's going to call me fat again :(
timdrachan

rare photo of skiermans quiver
Sep 16 2022 3:23PM
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skierman
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SchoessI can't make fun of him or he's going to call me fat again :(


Come on, tubby. Show me some of that fake-ass stoke.
Sep 16 2022 7:53PM
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Schoess
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We should honestly hang out soon. You tryina hit bonezone when it opens up or what king? 👑
skiermanCome on, tubby. Show me some of that fake-ass stoke.
Sep 16 2022 11:21PM
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ThaLorax
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Volkl Karma's were the shit
Sep 17 2022 10:55AM
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WoFlowz
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omg 😱😱 you’re so goofy 🤪🤪🤪
Sep 17 2022 4:22PM
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Thegenericskier
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Sep 19 2022 7:55AM
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FruitBootPro
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You’re such a negative piece of shit. I truly hate you.
Sep 19 2022 1:32PM
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skierman
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FruitBootProYou’re such a negative piece of shit. I truly hate you.


It'd be cool if one day you were reading one of my awesome threads and you accidentally walked into traffic and got tagged by a F-550, you liberal cuck.




happy MAGAmonday
Sep 19 2022 6:48PM
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CatdickBojangles
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skiermanIt'd be cool if one day you were reading one of my awesome threads and you accidentally walked into traffic and got tagged by a F-550, you liberal cuck.




happy MAGAmonday


Lmao
Sep 19 2022 7:31PM
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ajbski
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skiermanIt'd be cool if one day you were reading one of my awesome threads and you accidentally walked into traffic and got tagged by a F-550, you liberal cuck.


Why do log into newschoolers everyday if you hate everyone and everything here?
Sep 19 2022 8:41PM
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Thegenericskier
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ajbskiWhy do log into newschoolers everyday if you hate everyone and everything here?


*whispers* it’s because he secretly loves us all 🥰🥰 (he told me)
Sep 19 2022 9:33PM
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FruitBootPro
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skiermanIt'd be cool if one day you were reading one of my awesome threads and you accidentally walked into traffic and got tagged by a F-550, you liberal cuck.




happy MAGAmonday


It would be cool if one day you broke your neck side jumping a rail and became a paraplegic, pain-ridden vegetable for the rest of your life. It would legitimately make my week, my whole month even.
Sep 19 2022 11:34PM
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Schoess
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We really oughta hang out soon 🥹
skiermanIt'd be cool if one day you were reading one of my awesome threads and you accidentally walked into traffic and got tagged by a F-550, you liberal cuck.




happy MAGAmonday
Sep 19 2022 11:38PM
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