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Create the perfect skier.

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Simples, pick 5 arbitrary characteristics of any skier from past or present to create the most impressive skier. Let’s here em.

For me it would be

Disregard for personal harm- Jake Carney
Rail game- Wallisch
Jump game- Alex Hall
Style- Dollo
Creativity- BDog.
Aug 31 2022 6:40AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6489 - Karma: 75,040
1. Jems- Jems.
2. Jems- Jems.
3. Jems- Jems.
4. Jems- Jems.
5. Jems- Jems.
Aug 31 2022 11:14AM
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BlueVillain
Posts: 409 - Karma: 2,439
Rail game - Kuura Koivisto
Jump game - Matej Svancer
Style - Joona Kangas
Opinions - XAnkilla (jk)
Creativity - Vinny Cash
Aug 31 2022 12:17PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2498 - Karma: 28,438
trick selection: andy parry
afterbang: brogan
personality: ankilla
talent: henrik

let the chaos ensue
Aug 31 2022 1:02PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 4076 - Karma: 23,818
Style - Charlie Ager

Rail Game - Jon Olsson

Jump Game - Andy Parry

Personality - Simon Dumont

Outerwear - Nick Goepper
Aug 31 2022 2:36PM
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Tamas
Posts: 550 - Karma: 842
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Aug 31 2022 3:13PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7172 - Karma: 53,030
Unpredictability- Jerm Vey
shovel endurance- Oli Hoblitzelle
swerve- b Mack
spot selection- Koga Hoshino
Attempts to makes ratio- Keegan Kilbride
Aug 31 2022 4:49PM
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Jems
Posts: 7615 - Karma: 99,132
Creativity - Young_Patty
Send factor - ReturnToMonke
Style - Jems
Rail game - Weatcoast
Aug 31 2022 6:02PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6443 - Karma: 70,102
JemsCreativity - Young_Patty
Send factor - ReturnToMonke
Style - Jems
Rail game - Weatcoast

We need weastcoat to come to Bozeman
Aug 31 2022 6:07PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 14,847
heart - shane mcconkey
soul - cr johnson
personality - sarah burke
accent - jp auclair
rugged good looks - dave treadway
Aug 31 2022 10:12PM
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1747 - Karma: 13,835
ReturnToMonkeyWe need weastcoat to come to Bozeman


mf would go there and only want to ski street or hike rails
Aug 31 2022 10:56PM
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gvski13
Posts: 206 - Karma: 903
dollo
dollo
dollo
dollo
dollo
dollo
Aug 31 2022 10:58PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6489 - Karma: 75,040
ReturnToMonkeyWe need weastcoat to come to Bozeman


If they had a better park scene at their hills I’d choose there over SLC. SLC seems like it’s too populated for me even tho the culture seems sicker.
Sep 1 2022 12:01AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6443 - Karma: 70,102
weatcoastIf they had a better park scene at their hills I’d choose there over SLC. SLC seems like it’s too populated for me even tho the culture seems sicker.

Come help be the change you want to see
Sep 1 2022 12:07AM
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_brrett
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 28,576
Jake Carney - Style

Candide - Speed and Amplitude

Matej - Air Awareness

Jackson Karsteter - Rail Skills

Me - Spliff Rolling Abilities
Sep 1 2022 10:21AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12588 - Karma: 117,451
STYLE - TRUMP
CREATIVITY - TRUMP
RAILS - TRUMP
TRICK SELECTION - TRUMP
TECHNICALITY - TRUMP


maga
Sep 1 2022 10:30AM
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HaydenB
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 8,189
weatcoastIf they had a better park scene at their hills I’d choose there over SLC. SLC seems like it’s too populated for me even tho the culture seems sicker.


slc is fuckin played imo mn is where it’s @
Sep 1 2022 11:04AM
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Schoess
Posts: 2126 - Karma: 25,402
HaydenBslc is fuckin played imo mn is where it’s @


They both are great in their own ways. Saying SLC is played is more objectively false than me saying I don't ski
Sep 1 2022 12:50PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6489 - Karma: 75,040
HaydenBslc is fuckin played imo mn is where it’s @


too flat
Sep 1 2022 2:09PM
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Jems
Posts: 7615 - Karma: 99,132
STYLE - DONALD J TRUMP
LIBTARD OWNING FACTOR - RON DESANTIS
HOMOPHOBIA COUNCIL - MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
AMERICA FIRST PATRIOT - BEN SHAPIRO
Sep 1 2022 4:59PM
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skertle
Posts: 24 - Karma: 239
The girth of Henrik Harlaut

The length of Bobby Brown

The wallet of Jon Olsson

The clout of Eileen Gu

The sexuality of Gus Kenworthy
Sep 1 2022 5:01PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 38,717
Weirdly technical flips- Anton Linden

Smooth style- LSM

Trick selection- Sig Tviet

Boyish charm- Jesper

Online persona- Xankilla

Fit selection- Saigon

Gnar factor- Parker white

Butter ability- Adam Delorme

Underground notoriety- Mystery Man
Sep 1 2022 5:18PM
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j0LL3
Posts: 40 - Karma: 372
eyebrows- ahall
style- joona kangas
instagram stories - matej
mental side(when losing) - ragettli
rails - sebastian schjerve
Sep 1 2022 8:19PM
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twinkle_toes
Posts: 813 - Karma: 9,705
bennwithtwonsheart - shane mcconkey
soul - cr johnson
personality - sarah burke
accent - jp auclair
rugged good looks - dave treadway

All the og’s
Sep 1 2022 8:40PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 35,231
Style- nateshredz
Rail bag- nateshredz
Jump bag- nateshredz
ability to get laid- nateshredz
scent- American spirit
Sep 2 2022 4:11PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 5,175
haircut - kim boberg
speed - forester meeks
smile - kryptoskier
longevity - cody townsend or hoji
trick bag - parker white
Sep 2 2022 7:59PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2746 - Karma: 12,549
i already exist bro.
Sep 2 2022 8:10PM
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BlueVillain
Posts: 409 - Karma: 2,439
Quebec version

Skills - Gab Boudreau
Style - Justin DL
Vibe - Dom Laporte
Legend Status - Yan Bussières
Passion - Frank GP
Sep 3 2022 6:42AM
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KootenayRipper69
Posts: 74 - Karma: 424
Jump game - Dylan Siggers
Style - Dylan Siggers
Creativity - Dylan Siggers
Powder game - Dylan Siggers
Fearlessness - Dylan Siggers

absolute living legend
Sep 7 2022 3:36PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9574 - Karma: 64,054
-DanUnpredictability- Jerm Vey


unpredictability! great point, what a compliment for a skier
Sep 7 2022 3:55PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,551
Will Wessons - rail abilities
Candide - speed and air
Steve Stepp - personality
Henrik - Style
Magnus - Creativity
Sep 8 2022 10:17PM
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Mattbrippin
Posts: 162 - Karma: 939
Personality - Zane kushman
style - cal Carson
rail game- siver voll
jumps- mateij or however you spell his name
pow lines- t hall
Sep 9 2022 2:55AM
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