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Official Game-Used MOTM Bed+Frame

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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 34,661
For the low price of 720, you can own a ‘used in action’ historical piece of furniture. Practically mint condition, as many of you on here struggle to become what you so desire: being named MOTM, I have the perfect solution. Sleep on this here bed and you too can become a glorified MOTM just like legendary NS member Keagan Karstens. Now who wants this relic??


I’d like to thank my agent @ColoradoDogfart for suggesting i make this financial move.
Aug 18 2022 8:44PM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 29,001
This is an absolute STEAL of a deal, if you’ve ever wanted to be crowned MOTM and have a female in your room this is the way to go no doubt
Aug 18 2022 8:49PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 22,132
Aug 18 2022 9:00PM
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Quaggy
Posts: 1150 - Karma: 19,157
I can smell the funk and fungus through the pic...
... you gonna cover shipping?
Aug 18 2022 9:18PM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 12,177
How many stains am I gonna find on this jawn
Aug 18 2022 9:52PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 27,546
Can’t wait to be the first person to have sex on this thing
Aug 18 2022 10:06PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 34,661
ski_salmon69Can’t wait to be the first person to have sex on this thing


Your mom would disagree
Aug 18 2022 10:07PM
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sarc
Posts: 246 - Karma: 1,879
'used in action'?
what action?
tell us about the action!

otherwise no sale
Aug 18 2022 10:39PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6419 - Karma: 74,053
rojo.grandeHow many stains am I gonna find on this jawn


None cause a MOTM had it
Aug 18 2022 11:14PM
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Quaggy
Posts: 1150 - Karma: 19,157
I just realized why you're selling this bed OP... Member of The Month gets a care package and your free king size mattress just arrived, albeit a little late... but that explains everything!
Aug 19 2022 1:37AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,123
sarc'used in action'?
what action?
tell us about the action!

otherwise no sale

Ripped beyblades on it fs
Aug 19 2022 3:00AM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,807
Hopefully after I buy this women will stop constantly harassing me about wanting to have sex
Aug 19 2022 1:57PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 13,693
Considering he was MOTM, there's gotta be too many squirt stains...
Aug 19 2022 2:30PM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,807
FruitBootProConsidering he was MOTM, there's gotta be too many squirt stains...

Lose some weight
Aug 19 2022 3:32PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3280 - Karma: 37,925
I was under the impression that legends didn’t sleep on twin mattresses.
Aug 19 2022 6:01PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 34,661
Young_pattyI was under the impression that legends didn’t sleep on twin mattresses.


twin XL
Aug 19 2022 6:01PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4506 - Karma: 69,433
Damn I didn’t know they let inmates have this much internet time.
Aug 20 2022 9:10AM
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