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Animal reincarnation

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WoFlowz
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When I die I’m tryna be a otter. Wbu guys?
Aug 13 2022 11:36PM
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maaattt
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Giant squid, like the biggest
Aug 13 2022 11:57PM
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HypeBeast
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Golden Eagle. Hands down most badass bird

Then a tree
Aug 14 2022 12:42AM
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yungona
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Im drop kicking the next otter I see
Aug 14 2022 1:09AM
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HiHowAreYou
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In Alaska so I can eat unlimited salmon and take giant shits

Aug 14 2022 1:59AM
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GayWolf420
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A bear or a cat
Aug 14 2022 2:21AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Sperm whale 🐳👅💦💦
Aug 14 2022 2:25AM
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Abomber22
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You're half way there
TRVP_ANGELSperm whale 🐳👅💦💦
Aug 14 2022 7:36AM
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r00kie
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Duck
Aug 14 2022 9:46AM
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Abomber22
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Blue sea slug
Aug 14 2022 1:42PM
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Abomber22
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Abomber22Blue sea slug



Aug 14 2022 2:23PM
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SchizoSkier
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Jems fingernails
Aug 14 2022 2:35PM
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TheMoostafian
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Eheaths son
Aug 14 2022 3:14PM
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Butterytips69
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Thanos dog
Aug 14 2022 7:57PM
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Goretex_Vidal
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Mind stream or vulture for me. Low key done with samsara
Aug 14 2022 8:45PM
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asparagus
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A house cat. Might be boring so possibly a work dog, like the type that does search and rescue or something.
Aug 15 2022 11:15PM
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skierman
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eheath's dad
Aug 16 2022 6:33AM
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TOAST.
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Think you should look into otters some more, a few activities in there I wouldn't be down with.
Aug 16 2022 7:02AM
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oldmanski
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Eagle or a falcon. Both are cool AF and to be able to fly would be awesome.
Aug 16 2022 9:08AM
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SofaKingSick
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peregrine falcon. you ever done 250mph? didn't think so bud. didn't think so
Aug 16 2022 9:29AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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I second the alaskan bear, or a reindeer
Aug 16 2022 2:43PM
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yungona
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asparagusA house cat. Might be boring so possibly a work dog, like the type that does search and rescue or something.


Wtf I hate cats and dogs now
Aug 16 2022 2:49PM
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Abomber22
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TOAST.Think you should look into otters some more, a few activities in there I wouldn't be down with.

fr......heard an otter expert on Ologies .... only the greatest podcast ever


Males dominant, in all the bad ways
Aug 16 2022 4:35PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Flying monkey from wizard of oz
Aug 16 2022 5:38PM
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WoFlowz
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TOAST.Think you should look into otters some more, a few activities in there I wouldn't be down with.


They just look kinda cute and you’d just get to swim around and jump in and out of water all day
Aug 16 2022 5:41PM
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Abomber22
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ReturnToMonkeyFlying monkey from wizard of oz

Now THERE'S a goal.
#o-e-o
Aug 16 2022 6:13PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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nvm I wanna be a big beautiful trout or salmon swimming through an undammed mountain river
Aug 24 2022 12:14PM
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Squirtle
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Being a puffin would be pretty sweet. They can walk, fly, and swim. Have you ever seen a puffin swim?!? Crazy good swimmers!
Aug 25 2022 4:54PM
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TreeJam
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Mosquito
Aug 25 2022 8:49PM
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Young_patty
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TOAST.Think you should look into otters some more, a few activities in there I wouldn't be down with.


The man said 👏he👏Wants👏To👏Be👏An👏Otter👏
Aug 26 2022 1:44AM
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freestyler540
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Become a Bonobo. These guys fuck all the time
Aug 28 2022 10:05PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
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freestyler540Become a Bonobo. These guys fuck all the time


In biology a couple years back we watched a movie about how monkeys reproduced and stuff but it showed explicit clips of bonobos doing “penile jousting” where they hung from trees and rubbed their dicks together. It also showed a big male chimpanzee raping another chimpanzee. Fucked up thing to show to a bunch of 9th graders. Fucking vivid
Jan 2 2024 3:57PM
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freestyler540
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Rock_InhabitantIn biology a couple years back we watched a movie about how monkeys reproduced and stuff but it showed explicit clips of bonobos doing “penile jousting” where they hung from trees and rubbed their dicks together. It also showed a big male chimpanzee raping another chimpanzee. Fucked up thing to show to a bunch of 9th graders. Fucking vivid

Life is a wonderful thing
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